CJ Landry

Yeah, I won the presidency, bitch. This is my house.

So she fumbled the bag, kind of. Yes, she could have been the- She could have been first lady if she fumbled the bag. Damn.

So she fumbled the bag, kind of. Yes, she could have been the- She could have been first lady if she fumbled the bag. Damn.

So she fumbled the bag, kind of. Yes, she could have been the- She could have been first lady if she fumbled the bag. Damn.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, who do you think you're your favorite president is of all time?

Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, who do you think you're your favorite president is of all time?

Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, who do you think you're your favorite president is of all time?

Maybe. I just remember kind of being horrified by school a lot. I didn't like the schooling part of it. I talked about this recently, but I do remember fifth grade a lot because I was in love with my fifth grade teacher.

Maybe. I just remember kind of being horrified by school a lot. I didn't like the schooling part of it. I talked about this recently, but I do remember fifth grade a lot because I was in love with my fifth grade teacher.

Maybe. I just remember kind of being horrified by school a lot. I didn't like the schooling part of it. I talked about this recently, but I do remember fifth grade a lot because I was in love with my fifth grade teacher.

This was crazy. Well, Lucia, we'll say that. But I won't say her full name, but she was a Latina. I mean, come on. She's a, you know, whatever. Have you looked her up now? I have recently, actually, because... Me and my girlfriend at the time was like, because I told her this whole story and it was just kind of like, oh, this would be kind of funny to like look at her up now.

This was crazy. Well, Lucia, we'll say that. But I won't say her full name, but she was a Latina. I mean, come on. She's a, you know, whatever. Have you looked her up now? I have recently, actually, because... Me and my girlfriend at the time was like, because I told her this whole story and it was just kind of like, oh, this would be kind of funny to like look at her up now.

This was crazy. Well, Lucia, we'll say that. But I won't say her full name, but she was a Latina. I mean, come on. She's a, you know, whatever. Have you looked her up now? I have recently, actually, because... Me and my girlfriend at the time was like, because I told her this whole story and it was just kind of like, oh, this would be kind of funny to like look at her up now.

Yeah, yeah. She wanted to look her up and see her. She was probably like, who's this bitch? Freaking fifth grade teacher. Fifth grade teacher would be like-

Yeah, yeah. She wanted to look her up and see her. She was probably like, who's this bitch? Freaking fifth grade teacher. Fifth grade teacher would be like-

Yeah, yeah. She wanted to look her up and see her. She was probably like, who's this bitch? Freaking fifth grade teacher. Fifth grade teacher would be like-

Dude, and I mean, here's the thing. I was in love with this lady, and I would have been fine with it. I would have been woohoo. I didn't know anything about sex at all. I just knew I wanted to rub my dick on her tits. That's all I wanted to do. I knew that. I knew that for a fact. That's what I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know anything else about sex, though.

Dude, and I mean, here's the thing. I was in love with this lady, and I would have been fine with it. I would have been woohoo. I didn't know anything about sex at all. I just knew I wanted to rub my dick on her tits. That's all I wanted to do. I knew that. I knew that for a fact. That's what I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know anything else about sex, though.

Dude, and I mean, here's the thing. I was in love with this lady, and I would have been fine with it. I would have been woohoo. I didn't know anything about sex at all. I just knew I wanted to rub my dick on her tits. That's all I wanted to do. I knew that. I knew that for a fact. That's what I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know anything else about sex, though.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, first of all, I would have busted immediately. I was so into her. It was crazy. But anyway, so I hit on her first week of school. I walked up to her. I was like, hey. Because my buddy was like, you got to go do it.