The William Montgomery Show
CJ Landry | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 178
Thu, 01 May 2025
William Montgomery is back for more stiff riffs, this time with CJ Landry! It’s The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket!🎯 Join our Patreon and become a Mercenary, Child Soldier, or Bounty Hunter. YOU choose your path, but watch out for the mole! No one escapes the mole! Plus find out when you can watch LIVE/thewilliammontgomeryshow★ Watch new episodes of The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket on YouTube every Wednesday at 8:30 PM CentralWilliam Montgomery📷 Instagram: /william.f.montgomery1🥃 Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/williammontgomery👕 Merch: https://william-montgomery-town.creator-spring.com/📧 Email: [email protected]☎️ Voicemail: 1 (737) 471-1098Casey Rocket📷 Instagram: /caseyrocket🕸️ Website: http://www.CaseyRocketComedy.com💬 Patreon: /caseyrocket📽️ YouTube: @CaseyRocket👕 Merch: https://rawpaw.ink/search?q=casey+rocket+&options%5Bprefix%5D=last★★★★ The William Montgomery Show on ALL Major Audio Platforms!♦ Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...♦ Spotify Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/6SJj2pP...★ For More William Montgomery and Casey Rocket, check out ‘Kill Tony’ live every Monday at The Comedy Mother Ship in Austin TX and on YouTube: @KillTony★ Original cover art illustration by Ryan J. Ebelt: https://ryanjebelt.com★ Recorded in Austin Texas at Record ATX.★ Send your letters & packages to:♦ P.O. Box 40316 Austin, TX 78704★ The William Montgomery Show is produced by William MontgomeryWilliam F Montgomery is an American stand-up comedian. A native of Memphis Tennessee, William now resides in Austin, Texas. Under the tutelage of a top young rising comedian, Tony Hinchcliffe, & Brian ‘The Podfather’ Redban, William has become a fan favorite & the longest serving Kill Tony Regular. William has performed in front of comedy icons such as Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Russell Peters, Tiffany Haddish, Doug Stanhope, Tim Dillon, Doug Benson, Donnell Rawlings, Jeff Ross, Dane Cook, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ron White, Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dan Soder, Jim Gaffigan, Andrew Santino, Dom Irrera, Steve Simone, Brian Holtzman, Sal Vulcano, Ian Edwards, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shane Gillis, Kyle Dunnigan, Ms. Pat, Josh Potter, Mark Normand, Ryan Sickler, Eddie Pepitone, Josh Wolf, Moshe Kasher, Bonnie McFarlane, Steve Lee, Adam Ray, Andrew Shultz, Pauly Shore, Bob Saget, Michael Rapaport & Don Barris. Montgomery has garnered many monikers over the years: The Big Red Machine, The Vanilla Gorilla, The Memphis Madman, The Tennessee Tickler, The Strawberry Twist & The Raisin-Bread Kid. William regularly opens for Joe Rogan in the Austin area. Along with David Lucas, William has previously hosted ‘Brothers in Cursive’ & ‘Are We Really Brothers’. William has appeared on podcast such as ‘Jeremiah Wonders with Jeremiah Watkins’, ‘Unlicensed Therapy with Ari Mannis’, ‘Dead Air with Brian Holtzman’, ‘Shenk with Sara Weinshenk’ & ‘The Fat Pessimist with David Lucas’.
Chapter 1: What happens at the start of the show?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery.
Do y'all look at each other or you just look at the screen?
You, it's your personal preference.
Ooh, it is your call. You can look at each, you can look at William.
We don't direct anybody.
Or you can look at the screen.
Yeah, it's a dealer's choice here.
Because I like looking at you at the screen, but then also like looking at you here, it's just kind of like, it's a weird like turning thing, but... It's a weird, so we're going to have to figure this out. This is like a newscast. I feel like it's better to be like a newscast. I can see you good. You know what I mean? I...
I see you right here, and you can't even tell what you're really looking at, but right, I'm looking at you right now.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of CJ's return after three years?
What'd she get locked up for? Did you know this?
Wait, this isn't the woman.
Is this the woman?
This is a former teacher, Lucia.
She has a thyroid problem.
Yeah, that woman has a freaking thyroid. Is that what happens when somebody has a big old thing on their neck? Is that a thyroid issue?
Or is it a lymph node?
I don't know. That's a big neck.
A goiter.
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Chapter 3: How do personal experiences impact stand-up comedy?
What?
I was on fire. Wow. And everybody thought it was the funniest thing. They just kept laughing? Draining them. I loved it, but I never could play. Well, I promise. Maybe 15, maybe it was 12. It was double digits. Okay, so the numbers are not... Okay. The amount isn't really... Yeah, the amount's already going down a little. Just because I don't want to lie, because... We could figure, I don't know.
I could figure it out, but it maybe doesn't.
Yeah, so I don't remember much about it. I mean, God, PE. I mean, I was just not picked. I don't know. I just wasn't. I'll tell you what, this fifth grade teacher kind of picked me, though.
What do you mean? It sounded like when you were talking about it, maybe nothing ended up happening by the end of the story.
No, so the rest of the story, I was just fully into this lady, man. I just showed up with gifts. I was doing it all, bro. In the fifth grade. I was writing notes and shit. And... She leaves the school that year. She's like transferring schools or something. I don't know why. Could have been because of your ass. I have no idea why.
She could have fallen so hard for you. She was like, I got to get out of the school.
I still need to talk to my mom about that. I don't know why. So anyway, the short of it is she comes to my house to say bye to me. Oh. She's like, yeah, dude, she comes to my house. They buy me. She sits on the front porch. I remember I was sitting on the front porch and, like, talking about, you know, her leaving. What are you going to do in the future? Fifth grader. Her leaving.
She's like, look, just 10 years, all right? And, yeah, no, dude, I... So... Well, that's kind of sweet. So you left some sort of an impression that she came and hung out on the porch with you. And she gave me her email address.
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Chapter 4: What funny memories do they share about school?
Okay, you know Minion. You fucking think I live on a rock? Okay, okay. Yeah, no, I...
And they make their food so cute. Yeah, yeah.
We were watching videos.
No, the Japanese people make their food cute. Oh.
Yeah. We were watching videos for four hours yesterday of people walking around and not saying anything. We found this very funny channel where they're not saying anything, but they're typing stuff up like, ooh, this cheeseburger is very good.
Wait, you just reminded me of something. There's a Japanese mukbang girl.
Uh-huh.
And, dude, it is, like, unbelievable what she eats.
She will eat.
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