Clair

It's how it should be.

That's fine.

But I think with things like a wedding, the mum should be speaking up.

The mum should be saying... But they don't, do they?

Well, I don't know what Jerry wants from me then.

Well, listen, you go... Swally it or don't go.

Or go... Get really drunk...

Have a fight.

Oh, I do.

Oh, can't hear you from back here.

Yeah, yeah.

Listen, yeah, the problem is if Jerry was the son, I would have more solid advice.

But he's just the boyfriend.

I know.

and it's your fault he doesn't want to cause a fuss it's Gerry's fault because he hates him that's what we need to know yeah why does he hate you what have you done Gerry no you do that all the time when people hate me you're always like well what did you do no but Gerry might go no Gerry didn't do anything Gerry might go do you know what I did kill the dog

no he didn't I did accidentally run over the dog no Jerry's fine the first time I met him do you know what right here's my advice here's what I would do if I was in that situation here's what I would do I would take it on the chin don't act like it bothers you I don't want to beat your fucking top table right shove your top table up your ass I'll sit I'll sit wherever you want me to sit I don't even care

That's what I'd do.

And I'd have a great time.

Just pull a chair up.

Just pull a chair up to the top table.