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The Buckleys

Conspiracy Theories

27 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What BBQ etiquette do the Buckleys discuss?

0.031 - 1.253 James

Join the rest of us down here.

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1.293 - 1.774 Clair

Yeah.

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1.974 - 2.715 James

In the cesspit.

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3.056 - 3.456 Clair

Yeah.

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3.476 - 4.137 James

Of misery.

4.157 - 4.558 Clair

Yeah.

4.578 - 8.704 James

Why are you so f***ing happy and nice? You cannot beat me at a game of awkward chicken.

8.964 - 10.847 Clair

No, you are good at that actually.

11.148 - 13.331 James

I would love to eat your casserole.

Chapter 2: What are Clair's thoughts on James' grilling techniques?

14.112 - 22.084 Clair

But I'm sick in my stomach. I don't want to beat your f***ing top table. Shove your top table up your arse. I'll sit wherever you want me to sit. I don't even care.

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28.514 - 57.846 James

You like Pringles? Hello? It's another fly. Unbelievable. I've killed about four... Hello and welcome to The Buckleys, the podcast where we sit down, have a chat, moan a bit and invite you into our lives. Before we get into it... Fucking be careful!

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59.971 - 60.812 Clair

Nearly got my knee.

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Before we get into it, just wanted to remind you that you can get in touch with your stories and questions by emailing us at thebuckleysatplatformmedia.uk.

70.16 - 71.862 Clair

James, you're going to knock the beer out on everything.

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Yeah, I can't have that, can we? Before we get into it, we just want to let you know that you can get in touch with us. Our email is thebuckleysatplatformmedia.uk or you can message us at thebuckleyspod on Instagram and TikTok. Any questions or messages, that's where you need to go. And don't forget to follow to the show.

Chapter 3: What is the story behind the 'Gnome of Argentina' conspiracy?

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Follow to the show. Follow to the show. Is this good?

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93.465 - 94.146 Unknown

No.

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How would you rank this intro so far?

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97.192 - 102.763 Clair

Well, this is... You've moved the couch and on, it's driving me nuts. You need to push it back a bit because we're on an angle now.

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102.783 - 116.398 James

I need to push it back a bit? Yeah. Do follow and subscribe to the show on Spotify or whatever podcast app that you like to use. And if you do enjoy the show, why not go ahead and leave us a review after? Claire! Claire, how are you? Claire. How are you, Claire?

116.418 - 119.122 Clair

I'm all right. I'm fine. Is that it?

119.142 - 121.665 James

Couldn't even get through the intro and you're already... You're done.

121.946 - 122.967 Clair

I'm always fine.

Chapter 4: How do conspiracy theories affect public perception?

123.508 - 132.72 Clair

And then, like, the first ten minutes on this couch with you, you put me in a bad mood. I'm fine.

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132.741 - 135.504 James

All right.

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135.524 - 161.741 Clair

Good. Actually, there was something that annoyed me. Sorry to call you out. I think you said it and it made me think, yeah, you... He was like, there's a thing that people say. You're not the first person that I've heard saying that, but it really annoys me. Go on. You were talking about the iPads or a charger or something, and you said they live here. Right, and people say that.

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162.602 - 168.75 Clair

I've had people in my house where they're like, oh, where does this live? And I'm like, live?

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169.07 - 169.671 James

Don't like that one.

169.931 - 173.556 Clair

No, it's a fucking spoon that goes in the drawer. It doesn't live anywhere.

173.576 - 174.977 James

Not having it.

175.118 - 176.86 Clair

I don't like that. It winds me up.

Chapter 5: What advice does Clair offer in 'Clair's Counsel'?

176.88 - 179.483 James

No, I get it. I don't say that. I don't say that.

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179.503 - 184.129 Clair

Oh, where do your jackets live in this house? I'm like, what?

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184.149 - 195.219 James

But you don't say live anywhere. No, you don't. I think it's a Scottish thing or... Oh, stay. No one lives anywhere. Everyone stays somewhere.

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195.66 - 198.526 Clair

Yeah. I don't live in my house. I stay in my house.

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198.546 - 199.148 James

Where do you stay?

199.408 - 202.917 Clair

Where do you stay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I stay up there.

203.097 - 204.34 James

I'm like, yeah.

Chapter 6: How can one deal with difficult family dynamics at events?

204.32 - 228.268 James

yeah so I'm the opposite when I'm up Scotland and everyone's and you and your brother are like oh yeah no they stay around the corner yeah that's what I would say about a spoon I'd say oh that stays in the drawer no inanimate objects don't live or stay anywhere they're just put somewhere I don't like that it annoys me go where does this go where does it go right where does this go I would say I would say oh the fork stays there

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228.248 - 231.455 Clair

No. No, you wouldn't. You've never said that.

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231.515 - 232.537 James

Well, no, I don't think I have.

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232.597 - 235.323 Clair

No, but I'm just saying.

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235.343 - 238.249 James

It really annoys me. Just to play devil's advocate.

238.269 - 246.386 Clair

It annoys me. And sorry, I didn't mean to call you out, but you were like, oh, these live here. I was like, live?

246.406 - 249.092 James

He's right on your microphone there, Claire. You could grab him.

249.258 - 272.768 Clair

there's another one yeah there's another one right I don't know what's happened we think there's a dead body it's got nothing to do with me I swear to god the studio is full of flies but we think there's something decomposing somewhere they've unearthed something just leave them he's fine they're not there's a load of them they're getting on my tits they're fine well I need to do a podcast I've got a fly going around me you're my fly in life hmm

273.895 - 275.461 Clair

Anyway, I'm fine. What's up with you?

Chapter 7: What are the common mistakes people make while grilling?

283.521 - 296.975 James

Something. Right. Either works, sure. Something came up on my Instagram the other day. It was like me and my emergency contact. It's like your go-to person.

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297.175 - 297.435 Unknown

Yeah.

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297.455 - 309.327 James

The person who, if you've got a problem, that's who you go to. If you want some advice. Yeah. Like a consigliere. That sort of thing, right? What's wrong with saying that?

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310.068 - 310.568 Unknown

It's fine.

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311.24 - 312.581 James

My Tom Hagen, right?

313.542 - 315.685 Unknown

Yeah, yeah.

316.205 - 334.184 James

And I was like, and the video was, the joke was, it was two guys on this speedboat, this tiny little boat. And it was like a big wide shot of this tiny little boat, like just speeding into these mental waves. Right. So the joke is like, the person who I go to for advice is just as mental as me.

Chapter 8: How do the Buckleys wrap up the episode?

334.584 - 335.365 Clair

Right, yeah.

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335.385 - 337.467 James

And I was like, who's my go-to?

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337.784 - 340.088 Clair

Well, I'm your emergency contact.

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340.108 - 368.78 James

Outside of Claire, who's my go-to guy, right? And I was like, it's probably Cam from the Chieftains, right? Right. You know, I've gone quite close to him over the last year or so. He's helped me out with a lot of stuff. If I call him up, oh, she's there. Right. Then about two days later, we were in a cab, taxi ride with him, And he's going to me, he was going, there's no gravity on the moon.

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369.141 - 371.825 Clair

Okay. That's not how this conversation started.

371.845 - 387.305 James

Well, he was talking about how he was getting into conspiracy theories and he was talking about how we've not been to the moon and all that nonsense, right? And then he's going to me, well, there's no gravity. How did they get that car to drive around on the moon? There's no gravity on the moon. And I was going, there is gravity on the moon, Cam, there is.

388.106 - 393.053 James

And I was like, and then for a split second, I was like, God, you're meant to be my go-to guy, right?

393.033 - 419.614 James

and I was like well it probably is just it probably is just Claire really that's all I've got in my life and then Claire goes yeah no there's no gravity on me no I didn't say that I said and I was like fuck you know I'm fucked no I didn't say that I said oh I didn't think there was any gravity in space at all no you were backing him up You were backing him up.

419.655 - 421.98 James

I don't know if you were just trying to wind me up or something.

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