Claire Haber-Harris

I think I'm at the point in life where like, I'm a big girl, I can handle it.

What I want this to be, not that it's up to me, but like, I just want it to be funny and relatable and like, oh, you know, she's a little awkward.

Like, I think that's fine.

I'm okay to be roasted a little bit.

I'm okay if someone says her parties fucking suck ass and I've hated every single one, I will laugh at that.

But if someone's like, she's a horrible mother and I suspect that she is a serial killer, I will be very upset.

And so would the next step be for me to send you some people that you should.

I think my brother's off base there because I think he's viewing it through his eyes where he thinks who I am is great, but I have to break it to him like, most people don't like who I am.

Most people find me really insufferable when I am filterless and talk a lot and perform constantly and I'm very focused on myself.

Most people find that very tiring.

my kid got a cold and i had to be the person oh my kid got sick like i can't and it was true like i wasn't making it up but it's like i never thought i would be the person canceling like i used to be the person where it's like unless it was a medical emergency i will do anything to get someone to hang out with me because i just have so few opportunities and this week i was like you know what i actually can postpone things um which did give me some insight into why people sometimes cancel on me like maybe it isn't always me like maybe they actually are busy and people are just busier than i am

I can't be that person with people I'm just meeting.

I can't go up to a mom at the park and be like, want to hear my Trump impression.

Like 1% chance she wants to hear it, you know?

So that's just, you know, how it is.

And so even though it is a little phony, it's a temporary stage where eventually I do slowly sort of drop the mask and like people get to know me and, you know, I get them nice and comfortable.

And then I'm like, oh, I'm doing Trump impressions.

Actually, this one couple had us over for dinner and I did the Trump impression.

We have not heard from them since.

Listening and learning.