Claire's Brother

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, so, like, my sister and I are, like, really, really, really best friends.

And, by the way, this is not background.

Like, you could print this.

She's just, like, a very difficult and annoying person.

But, like, she's my absolute best friend.

So, like...

For example, today, she's, like, texted me, like, over 100 times about Hantavirus and, like, whether she's going to, like, die from Hantavirus.

When you say over 100 times, are you speaking rhetorically?

No, no, no.

I think that the number of texts about Hantavirus are probably about close to 100, and they were probably over 100 yesterday.

Oh, that's a lot.

And I ignore her when I don't want to respond to it.

But she's a genius and genuinely one of the most originally funny and amazing people ever.

But she does a lot of things that would make her being a really popular party host difficult.

So she's never been popular at all.

She's always been quite widely disliked because she has a very polarizing set of traits.

For one, she has a very narrow series of interests, and the people who do have those interests are almost never women.

So groups of women usually hate her because she's constantly violating conformity and being different in a way that's very unsettling and uncomfortable.

And what is she trying to engage them in conversation?