Clark Fredericks
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That first year, I was so down, I took it out on commissary food, buying garbage off a commissary, sitting in my bunk and reading books and just eating crap.
I put on 60 pounds that first year.
Every year you're locked up, they take you down in the jail for a mini physical and then they weigh you.
And the nurses were like, holy hell, Clark.
And my lawyer actually came in like after that year mark.
And to be blunt with everybody, he called me a fat fuck.
He goes, holy hell, dude, you're a fat fuck.
And I was like, bro, you don't know what it's like, man.
He's like, are you going to make it to trial if you go to trial?
These whole shebang potato chips make me feel great as I eat them.
And this smart food bag makes me feel great.
And these honey buns make me feel... All staples of incarceration food.