Claudia Oshry

I charge like $3,000 an hour.

So I hate when people ask me about pop culture.

And what sucks is like my friend group, like the reason why they aren't my friends is like they love pop culture and they love Bravo.

So whenever we get together, like that's what we do.

And it's not my favorite topic of conversation, but I'm not going to bring like my baggage to the table.

I'll just partake in the conversation and shut up.

Oh, I didn't even tell you what I did yesterday.

I played in a charity mahjong tournament.

It wasn't a tournament.

It was just like...

You have about 60, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I heard they're all buying you a Gucci purse for your birthday.

Because they love you so much, yeah.

So it was really fun.

I take mahjong so seriously and I play competitively and this is very much like a social affair.

Well it was nice to see everyone.

I just wanted the games to move quicker and everyone was stopping for lunch and chatting with friends and it was like, can you bitches just stop eating and play?

So then I did get a game together last night after bedtime because I hadn't gotten my fix.

And I did get my fix.