Club Cooke: Wednesday, May 13th, 2026
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What did Alix Earle say about her feud with Alex Cooper?
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.
I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. It is hump day, so don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of somebody that I love, welcome to the show, Jackie Ashery.
Little old me.
Just little Miss Foley.
Who's afraid of little old me?
I definitely am.
You, everyone, everyone I see.
You all should be. Bitches better be.
How did Olivia Jade launch her beauty brand Opicola?
Yes, thank you. Welcome to the show, Turtle Foley.
Thank you, Turtle Foley. Sister of Turtle. An honor of a lifetime, having been the sister of Turtle Foley.
I don't play Wordle, I play Turtle.
Oh my God, I have to tell you the funniest thing. So yesterday I was in the park. And you know me, a major celebrity. I ran into so many toasters, taking pictures. Then I'm walking home and I see this girl in the street and she got so flustered. She about to say, oh my God, I'm a toaster. And she was like, oh my God, I'm a turd. And I was like, same.
That's good.
Who is joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars this season?
Just like the good guys have the morons.
We have the turds.
We have the turds. That will never not shock me when I see, like, Ben, like, talking to morons. I'm like, that's rude.
What emotions did Katy Perry express about Josh Groban's engagement?
Like, it always takes me a minute to be like, oh, that's their fan base.
The first time it happened, we were, like, at Corner Store, and we leave, and this guy's like, girl, actually, she's like, oh, my God, I'm a moron. And I said, okay, like, that's.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Yeah, lift yourself up. Love thyself.
What romantic moments did Sydney Sweeney share with Scooter Braun?
Love thy nadir.
And Ben was like, no way. And I was like, what is going on here? It was very jarring. A manipulation of language. But yes, they do call their fans the morons, which I think is so funny.
And kind of perfect.
Agreed.
No, I'm kidding. Hit the nail on the head with that one.
What were the highlights from the Summer House recap?
I'm kidding. We're collaborating with them this weekend. So we have to keep things like super cordial.
Yeah, we do have like lots of things coming up with the good guys. Yikes.
Yeah. On Saturday, Dear Media. By night, I'd say get your tickets, but it's sold out. Sorry.
Oh, yeah. We're doing a live show. I need to find an outfit and I need to stop eating. Like I'm going to be on stage. I can't.
Yeah. No, it's going to be fun.
If you're there and like you're taking pictures from the stage, like just lift your cameras up.
I think that we should.
How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of relationships in reality TV?
Tilt them down. Face tune them. No, I think it should be like a comedy show where we like confiscate people's phones. So they can't take unflattering photos of us. I love that.
I think that's that feels right.
I'll talk to your media about it.
Yeah, and it just like creates mystique. Meanwhile, we're just insecure.
Yeah, you have to buy tickets to be there.
We're so cool. No, we're just insecure.
It's a little bit of both.
Yeah, we're definitely cool though. Definitely.
What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and public perception?
Number two on the Apple charts yesterday. Oh my gosh, thanks Wes Wilson.
I'm glad that people are like finally seeing the beauty of this show.
Like, I feel... You don't feel like they've seen, they had known? They've been known?
Well, I know our listeners have, but we've obviously gone mass market recently. And the beauty and the range of what we do here is finally being spotlighted in a mainstream capacity. And it feels great. Obviously, I miss when we were just like a little Instagram show and like... But it was time, you know? It was time for everyone to really see what goes on here in a meaningful way.
The true beauty.
Yeah. Obviously, I feel vindicated. I feel seen. And it's great.
I didn't know that was happening.
If you say it, it will be.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Alix Earle say about her feud with Alex Cooper?
0:00–1:17
2
How did Olivia Jade launch her beauty brand Opicola?
1:17–1:53
3
Who is joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars this season?
1:53–2:05
4
What emotions did Katy Perry express about Josh Groban's engagement?
2:05–2:22
5
What romantic moments did Sydney Sweeney share with Scooter Braun?
2:22–2:40
6
What were the highlights from the Summer House recap?
2:40–3:05
7
How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of relationships in reality TV?
3:05–3:28
8
What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and public perception?
3:28–1:10:08
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