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The Toast

Club Cooke: Wednesday, May 13th, 2026

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What did Alix Earle say about her feud with Alex Cooper?

0.031 - 23.116 Claudia Oshry

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23.577 - 29.143 Claudia Oshry

That's starbucks.com partners. Thank you, Starbucks, for sponsoring today's episode.

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37.46 - 51.62 Jackie Oshry

It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast.

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52.441 - 61.995 Claudia Oshry

I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. It is hump day, so don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of somebody that I love, welcome to the show, Jackie Ashery.

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Little old me.

64.375 - 65.737 Claudia Oshry

Just little Miss Foley.

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Who's afraid of little old me?

70.304 - 71.646 Claudia Oshry

I definitely am.

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You, everyone, everyone I see.

Chapter 2: How did Olivia Jade launch her beauty brand Opicola?

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Yes, thank you. Welcome to the show, Turtle Foley.

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80.82 - 87.79 Claudia Oshry

Thank you, Turtle Foley. Sister of Turtle. An honor of a lifetime, having been the sister of Turtle Foley.

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87.91 - 89.893 Unknown

I don't play Wordle, I play Turtle.

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90.464 - 111.946 Claudia Oshry

Oh my God, I have to tell you the funniest thing. So yesterday I was in the park. And you know me, a major celebrity. I ran into so many toasters, taking pictures. Then I'm walking home and I see this girl in the street and she got so flustered. She about to say, oh my God, I'm a toaster. And she was like, oh my God, I'm a turd. And I was like, same.

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That's good.

Chapter 3: Who is joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars this season?

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Just like the good guys have the morons.

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115.945 - 116.706 Claudia Oshry

We have the turds.

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We have the turds. That will never not shock me when I see, like, Ben, like, talking to morons. I'm like, that's rude.

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Chapter 4: What emotions did Katy Perry express about Josh Groban's engagement?

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Like, it always takes me a minute to be like, oh, that's their fan base.

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129.585 - 138.077 Claudia Oshry

The first time it happened, we were, like, at Corner Store, and we leave, and this guy's like, girl, actually, she's like, oh, my God, I'm a moron. And I said, okay, like, that's.

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Don't be so hard on yourself. Yeah, lift yourself up. Love thyself.

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Chapter 5: What romantic moments did Sydney Sweeney share with Scooter Braun?

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Love thy nadir.

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143.705 - 153.319 Claudia Oshry

And Ben was like, no way. And I was like, what is going on here? It was very jarring. A manipulation of language. But yes, they do call their fans the morons, which I think is so funny.

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And kind of perfect.

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155.863 - 156.323 Claudia Oshry

Agreed.

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156.363 - 160.209 Unknown

No, I'm kidding. Hit the nail on the head with that one.

Chapter 6: What were the highlights from the Summer House recap?

160.429 - 165.156 Unknown

I'm kidding. We're collaborating with them this weekend. So we have to keep things like super cordial.

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165.254 - 169.658 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, we do have like lots of things coming up with the good guys. Yikes.

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169.678 - 174.002 Unknown

Yeah. On Saturday, Dear Media. By night, I'd say get your tickets, but it's sold out. Sorry.

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174.042 - 179.226 Claudia Oshry

Oh, yeah. We're doing a live show. I need to find an outfit and I need to stop eating. Like I'm going to be on stage. I can't.

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179.246 - 180.507 Unknown

Yeah. No, it's going to be fun.

181.308 - 184.931 Claudia Oshry

If you're there and like you're taking pictures from the stage, like just lift your cameras up.

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I think that we should.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of relationships in reality TV?

185.812 - 193.078 Claudia Oshry

Tilt them down. Face tune them. No, I think it should be like a comedy show where we like confiscate people's phones. So they can't take unflattering photos of us. I love that.

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193.239 - 194.94 Unknown

I think that's that feels right.

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195.072 - 196.234 Claudia Oshry

I'll talk to your media about it.

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196.515 - 200.061 Unknown

Yeah, and it just like creates mystique. Meanwhile, we're just insecure.

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200.462 - 201.965 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, you have to buy tickets to be there.

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We're so cool. No, we're just insecure.

204.59 - 205.271 Claudia Oshry

It's a little bit of both.

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Yeah, we're definitely cool though. Definitely.

Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and public perception?

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Number two on the Apple charts yesterday. Oh my gosh, thanks Wes Wilson.

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211.983 - 216.686 Claudia Oshry

I'm glad that people are like finally seeing the beauty of this show.

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216.826 - 221.114 Unknown

Like, I feel... You don't feel like they've seen, they had known? They've been known?

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221.134 - 245.711 Claudia Oshry

Well, I know our listeners have, but we've obviously gone mass market recently. And the beauty and the range of what we do here is finally being spotlighted in a mainstream capacity. And it feels great. Obviously, I miss when we were just like a little Instagram show and like... But it was time, you know? It was time for everyone to really see what goes on here in a meaningful way.

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The true beauty.

247.334 - 250.618 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. Obviously, I feel vindicated. I feel seen. And it's great.

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I didn't know that was happening.

253.702 - 264.638 Claudia Oshry

If you say it, it will be. I'm just in my house. I'm just the same girl, you know, that I was. And I promise, like, I won't forget about you guys.

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So at number two on the Apple charts, you're the same girl that you were at number three on the Apple charts? Yeah.

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