Claudia Oshry

Although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't wanna speak, didn't wanna come face to face with Garbagegate.

And here's the thing about Garbagegate, I'll say, I appreciate the one person who defended me, but everybody else says, Claudia, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.

And what's crazy is like, I actually don't think I'm wrong, but like if everybody says you're dead, roll over.

Like I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like,

Maybe I'm wrong.

So, you know, I'll take the L on that one.

But just to be clear, like I was not hiding, bitches.

And you don't know Turdy.

And how sad for you.

I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby.

Like, obviously, it was a big show.

Everyone's like, secret project, secret project.

No.

I listened to it.

I wasn't present for it because on Saturday I kind of did something crazy and I let my husband influence me, which is just something like a crazy person does, but it was actually generally positive.

Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath, which is Friday night to Saturday night and turning off his phone.

Now you're really supposed to like turn off all electronics, but we started with the phone.

You got to start somewhere.

And cause you know what, like I've always said, like, I'm like, when I'm older, like I really want to become like much more religious.

Like I always say like when I'm older and like, I realized like, bitch, you are old.