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Chapter 1: What were the standout moments from the SI Swimsuit Runway Show?
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stomach bug.
We did have an amazing restorative weekend. Happy to have you back here restored, though I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday. I'm sure you guys did. It's always like a special treat. Of course.
A shift in energy. I hate to miss the toast. I'm like toxic work. You know, like we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell. And, of course, I did end up giving – I don't even want to say the notovirus because it wasn't that. And, like, once you've actually had the notovirus – It's unmistakable.
That is, like – that's the – like, everything underneath that, like, is just, you know, a little bug, a little virus. But you can have, like, a serious stomach bug. Like, you don't have to – It wasn't serious. You don't have to diminish what you had just because it's not noro. But, like, when I – everyone, like, you know – my legacy is the noro.
Whenever people see notovirus, it makes them think of me. I love that. It's like that and physical therapy is what people think of when they think of me. And I just want you guys, I wasn't having that, don't worry. I took a little smaller version of that and then of course I gave it to Ben who had to be so drama. He also had a fever. I'm like,
you didn't have to go and have a fever.
Can you just stop right now? Like if I gave it to you, you obviously have a lesser version of it, but like stop acting like it's more, whatever. That's why I was out on Friday. So I'm sure you guys miss me so much.
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Chapter 2: What allegations are being made against Charli D'Amelio's dad?
Although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't wanna speak, didn't wanna come face to face with Garbagegate. And here's the thing about Garbagegate, I'll say, I appreciate the one person who defended me, but everybody else says, Claudia, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
And what's crazy is like, I actually don't think I'm wrong, but like if everybody says you're dead, roll over. Like I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like, Maybe I'm wrong. So, you know, I'll take the L on that one. But just to be clear, like I was not hiding, bitches.
She was certainly not. It's funny that she would never do that. That's insane. If you really, if you actually truly believe that, which I don't think people do. I think they were just joking. Sure. But if you actually truly believe that, then you don't know Tardy.
And you don't know Turdy.
Chapter 3: Why was a Love Island USA cast member dismissed before Season 8?
And how sad for you. I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby. Like, obviously, it was a big show.
It was a big show. Secret pregnancy.
Everyone's like, secret project, secret project. No.
Secret pregnancy. And then last night on Patreon, we dropped her pregnancy and birth story. So she's sharing, like, the journey of her pregnancy, her birth, like, what happened this time around.
Chapter 4: What music video is Shaboozey teasing featuring Ciara Miller?
I love a birth story. I know you do. um so i was so happy to receive that story from her and it's now live on patreon if you have like so many questions about like what the has been up to how did this happen um it's on the patreon she's like being super open and just sharing her truth and she's just so happy and in like newborn bliss and it's It's a delight. It is. It is a real delight.
I listened to it.
Chapter 5: What rumors surround Taylor Swift's involvement in Toy Story 5?
I wasn't present for it because on Saturday I kind of did something crazy and I let my husband influence me, which is just something like a crazy person does, but it was actually generally positive. Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath, which is Friday night to Saturday night and turning off his phone.
Now you're really supposed to like turn off all electronics, but we started with the phone. You got to start somewhere. And cause you know what, like I've always said, like, I'm like, when I'm older, like I really want to become like much more religious. Like I always say like when I'm older and like, I realized like, bitch, you are old. Okay. I'm older. It's the time now.
Like I've always said like, yes, when I have kids, like I really do want to be much more Shomer Shabbat. And it's like, if not now, when? So we started with the phones. I have to say being off my phone was such a delight. Although like I missed my family.
Like we couldn't make plans or anything. We couldn't make plans.
Chapter 6: How did the hosts react to the news from the SI Swimsuit Runway Show?
You were sort of like in a new city, like alone. No, I know.
That was like not a good part.
It was like hard for us. But I was like excited to hear from you when you came back online. And Ben has been doing it for the last few months. But I do feel like you doing it too has made it more real for him. Yeah. Because you were his secretary. Secretary. He would literally be like, what time is it? What's the weather? Can you write this down? Text this to me. Shut up. Look this up.
What time is this?
I had to turn my phone off just to get away from him.
When you're both off your phones, you're really living the phone-free life. And you know what? He was living the osmosis. The phone-free life is insane.
First of all, what if something happened? In the middle of the day, I did turn on the news. I know I'm so drama one day. But I was like, what if there was a terror attack or something? I just had to check. Thankfully, nothing happened.
Yeah.
And it really like the phone is the devil. The phone is the devil. And I loved it. I'm gonna try and do it more. Even though like, I only don't want to do it because like Ben is so fucking patronizing. He was like, isn't it amazing? Like, oh, you don't want him to be right. No, not only that, but it's like when you invent Shabbat, like you're not God. It's like, congrats, you did it three times.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about the D'Amelio family's dynamics?
What if I go on the water slide? And it was super fun. It was super fun. I loved being in the pool with you. You're so not a pool, even though that astrologist did tell us you were a water slide. Yeah, I am. I think she means in more of like a hydrating sense. Like I love to drink water. From the inside out. Yeah.
How many times do you think since you've owned a pool? Have I been in it? Have you been in your own pool?
Well, you would know you've been there every time.
Every time. I want to say three or four. Maybe six.
That's insane.
Maybe six. One thing about me, if I had a fucking pool.
I actually would love to know how much you would actually swim if you had a pool.
If I had a pool, I would actually end up having to shave my head because dealing with the pool, water, chlorine, hair wash. The thing is, I'm on camera. I'm an on-camera personality. I can't just go swimming every day. So I would have to end up shaving my hair and like wearing a wig so I could go swimming every day.
You know what you could do if you had a pool? Like, cause it's crazy to just sort of like go in your pool every day and like relax and whatnot. Oh, relax. Yeah. It's like get a job. First of all, we can mosh in the pool, which is my nightmare. Like direct sunlight. No.
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Chapter 8: What are the latest updates on the Love Island cast and controversies?
And let me tell you, it's like only 100 year old people. They know how to live.
They do. It's easy on the body. So you could swim laps. Did you see my new series? I did. I watched it this morning. I can't believe that he actually didn't fix it. Can you believe? Wait, ready? And I was like. I thought it was going to be like a triumphant video.
Of course not. Like it's real. So basically like the flush on the toilet just like fell off. And you could still use it, there's this thing sticking out, but we need a new flush. And Ben was like, you know what, I'm gonna fix it. And he said it all on his own. I'm like, you're kidding me, I obviously have to film this.
And then I was like, wait, let's turn this into a series, because you know I always say, we have the perfect husbands, except for the fact that they are not handy. They cannot use a drill, they cannot use a hammer. I am often the one changing light bulbs and putting in things, it's humiliating.
And I really want Ben to become more handy, so I figured if we made a series out of it, Ben would be excited about it. So I said, Ben, once we put Ruby down tonight, let's fix the toilet and I'm going to film it. And he was like, OK. And we turned it into this cute little series. Of course, he ended up breaking the thing that we bought and didn't fix it.
And then this morning he Instacarted like a new one and he bought the wrong one. Like we have no toilet. We are worse off now than we were before. But check out episode one of my new series, Ben the Builder, available now on TikTok and Instagram Reels.
I look forward to seeing it develop. But I do hope that at some point there's a triumphant moment.
Yeah, when we get back home, I got to start like breaking shit around the house. I need more things to film.
Yeah, or have him hang something. Do you have anything you want to hang?
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