Claudia Oshry

You know?

I just had a scratch.

I didn't pick my nose.

You know, I actually saw a reel, obviously, so it's true, about people who live within a mile or so of a golf course are over 100% more likely to have Parkinson's in their lifetime because of all the pesticides they use to keep a golf course maintained and stuff.

Those chemicals are in the water.

So if you live near a golf course, don't be drinking that tap.

I saw that as well.

And then I saw someone else debunk it.

Oh, okay, nevermind, drink the water, you're fine.

About how they don't use those sorts of things anymore.

And if you're- I don't know, golf courses are pristine.

If you've ever maintained your own lawn, it's kind of hard to keep your grass green all year long.

Yeah, but-

There's just, I also saw both, but I agree, you know, now I don't know what the fuck to do.

It's like, you know, this water is supposed to be better because it's in a glass bottle.

Then I saw a reel like, don't drink.

Glass?

No, like the brand.

Oh, what's wrong with Mountain Valley?

Actually, I haven't read anything about Mountain Valley except it tastes like ass.