Claudia Oshry

Yeah, but okay, now how?

She doesn't have her number, right?

Or maybe they exchange numbers.

I think I'd say, hi, can I do anything to help plan?

You obviously are coming with your self-serving interests because you want you and your son to be invited, but also you have to come providing something to being like, can I help with the decorations?

I don't know, whatever the fuck people say.

Yeah.

No, I really don't feel like you should like weenie out and then like miss out on opera.

What if all these moms connect and then like you miss the boat?

Yeah.

And your son misses the boat too.

Yeah.

I'm sure there's like a... You could also be stealth and be like Jackson, whatever your kid's name is.

talk to Connor at school and ask him about the party and say that you want to come and then he'll tell his mom and she'll be like, oh, I forgot to text that wonderful mother I met at the Scholastic Book Fair.

Yeah, moms have a lot on their mind.

Yeah, I don't think this is me.

Now, there are definitely like, you know,

Toxic mom groups, of course.

But this is not that.

You didn't do anything in the time between she wanted to invite you in now.