Claudia Oshry

You were at my house and you were like, what book should I get?

I need new books.

I think we're going to go to the bookstore, which is always really fun.

Yeah, because like I just have a problem.

Maybe I'm just like a protective mother, but I was like reading this book like about a dog and the dog is not listening to his mom.

And like that's the whole point of the book.

Why the fuck would I be reading that?

Like give him any ideas.

I'm like burning books.

I find problems with everything.

Of course, Rainbow Fish is a communist.

I find issues in all books, and I'm trying not to be this sort of nitpicky mother, but we need to go to Barnes & Noble.

And sometimes I feel like

there's bad behavior throughout the book.

And by the end, like it does get better.

But sometimes like the kids don't have the, like don't want to read through till the end.

So like they're just getting up in the middle of the book when like this child behaves so poorly.

And he's like being rewarded for it.

No, I don't mess around like that.

Right.