Messy Wessy: Monday, May 11th, 2026
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What did Jennifer Fessler say about the West Wilson hookup claim?
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Happy mom day.
It's the Monday after mother's day.
Mother's day this year felt like my birthday. I got so many texts. Like, are we texting other moms?
Like, yeah, you know what? And I woke up like really early and I had received like a couple of texts already. And I was like, what if I'm just the person? that is so classy what if i'm the person who like writes in the group chat first not the one who's last like the slob yeah you too happy mother's day i know i said so many you twos i felt bad i know what if i put other bitches on blast what if i did it first of all i love that like kind of our sister put you on blast because she sent me flowers yeah she's like happy first mother's day she put you on blast because she got me a gift and a card and she put me on blast a gift yeah she got me actually a really cute gift that's like You wouldn't think it's like the craziest gift, but it's like my favorite gift I've gotten in a long time.
It's like, it was just like a set of little pastel bowls that, like ceramic bowls that are pleating.
Maybe she's waiting to give it to me in person.
Yeah. No, she said she was like at the mall and that she just saw them and thought of me and she just want to get me a little something because I've just been like really amazing.
Oh, my God.
And no, because I made like the dinner. I guess I've been like cooking a lot. And we had taco night Friday night and like I needed little bowls. And I guess she saw like my lack of little bowls. And she saw a bowl, so she sent a bowl.
How did Olivia Culpo announce her pregnancy news?
And I got these cute little bowls. She saw your lack of little bowls. She saw me, really, is what she saw. Yeah. That's beautiful. I actually took a video of them today. I love them so much. I'll post them. And there's Staub, too, like that brand, Staub. What is it? S-T-A-U-B. It's similar to, like, Crusade. It's ceramic quality things.
I've never heard of it. Although, if I did see the brand S-T-A-U-B, like, personally, I would say Staub.
I don't know.
What surprising career move did Savannah Guthrie confirm?
You might be right. I don't know. No, I don't know either. So yeah, and then I didn't get her a card or a gift. So like I looked like a farce.
What did Mikayla Matthews say in response to criticism?
I didn't get anyone. That's terrible.
Yeah, it's not just like, I don't feel put on blast that she got you flowers. Like then you feel on blast because you didn't get her flowers.
Yeah, of course. Like I didn't realize like that I was also supposed to be showering other mothers do you know what i mean with love and gifts and affection it was your first time you know yeah so it did i don't know if i'm gonna get like this many texts always but maybe because it was my first like people went out of their way to text me um and by the time like i i thought i'm like oh maybe i should text someone i had pretty much already spoken to everyone except like lauren elena so i sent her a text she's like my mom buddy because like we literally gave birth like the same week so i was like happy mother's day but like besides that i had already communicated with everyone that's
so funny oh and also say yes I did think about like being the one to send the text first and like put everyone on blast and and I didn't do that but I thought about it maybe next year the thought is not the thing that counts no but like maybe next year I think I'm gonna do it next year I couldn't do it like because the minute I thought about it early alarm for next year like the minute I thought about it then like all of a sudden eight hours passed you know right of course of course things like that always happen classic but next year I got you guys
So we went away for the weekend. I have so much to tell you that I didn't tell you like offline because I wanted to share it on the podcast.
Okay. How was your weekend?
Why was Jake Shane criticized for his question to Kacey Musgraves?
Kind of something insane happened. Like the craziest thing ever has happened.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Jennifer Fessler say about the West Wilson hookup claim?
0:03–1:45
2
How did Olivia Culpo announce her pregnancy news?
1:45–2:14
3
What surprising career move did Savannah Guthrie confirm?
2:14–2:23
4
What did Mikayla Matthews say in response to criticism?
2:23–3:35
5
Why was Jake Shane criticized for his question to Kacey Musgraves?
3:35–3:52
6
What insights were shared about motherhood and personal experiences?
3:52–4:34
7
How did the hosts discuss the importance of personal accountability?
4:34–5:33
8
What are the thoughts on the latest celebrity news and gossip?
5:33–1:17:09
Speakers
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