Chapter 1: What did Jennifer Fessler say about the West Wilson hookup claim?
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Happy mom day.
It's the Monday after mother's day.
Mother's day this year felt like my birthday. I got so many texts. Like, are we texting other moms?
Like, yeah, you know what? And I woke up like really early and I had received like a couple of texts already. And I was like, what if I'm just the person?
that is so classy what if i'm the person who like writes in the group chat first not the one who's last like the slob yeah you too happy mother's day i know i said so many you twos i felt bad i know what if i put other bitches on blast what if i did it first of all i love that like kind of our sister put you on blast because she sent me flowers yeah she's like happy first mother's day she put you on blast because she got me a gift and a card and she put me on blast a gift yeah she got me actually a really cute gift that's like
You wouldn't think it's like the craziest gift, but it's like my favorite gift I've gotten in a long time. It's like, it was just like a set of little pastel bowls that, like ceramic bowls that are pleating.
Maybe she's waiting to give it to me in person.
Yeah. No, she said she was like at the mall and that she just saw them and thought of me and she just want to get me a little something because I've just been like really amazing.
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Chapter 2: How did Olivia Culpo announce her pregnancy news?
And I got these cute little bowls. She saw your lack of little bowls. She saw me, really, is what she saw. Yeah. That's beautiful. I actually took a video of them today. I love them so much. I'll post them. And there's Staub, too, like that brand, Staub. What is it? S-T-A-U-B. It's similar to, like, Crusade. It's ceramic quality things.
I've never heard of it. Although, if I did see the brand S-T-A-U-B, like, personally, I would say Staub.
I don't know.
Chapter 3: What surprising career move did Savannah Guthrie confirm?
You might be right. I don't know. No, I don't know either. So yeah, and then I didn't get her a card or a gift. So like I looked like a farce.
Chapter 4: What did Mikayla Matthews say in response to criticism?
I didn't get anyone. That's terrible.
Yeah, it's not just like, I don't feel put on blast that she got you flowers. Like then you feel on blast because you didn't get her flowers.
Yeah, of course. Like I didn't realize like that I was also supposed to be showering
other mothers do you know what i mean with love and gifts and affection it was your first time you know yeah so it did i don't know if i'm gonna get like this many texts always but maybe because it was my first like people went out of their way to text me um and by the time like i i thought i'm like oh maybe i should text someone i had pretty much already spoken to everyone except like lauren elena so i sent her a text she's like my mom buddy because like we literally gave birth like the same week so i was like happy mother's day but like besides that i had already communicated with everyone that's
so funny oh and also say yes I did think about like being the one to send the text first and like put everyone on blast and and I didn't do that but I thought about it maybe next year the thought is not the thing that counts no but like maybe next year I think I'm gonna do it next year I couldn't do it like because the minute I thought about it early alarm for next year like the minute I thought about it then like all of a sudden eight hours passed you know right of course of course things like that always happen classic but next year I got you guys
So we went away for the weekend. I have so much to tell you that I didn't tell you like offline because I wanted to share it on the podcast.
Okay. How was your weekend?
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Chapter 5: Why was Jake Shane criticized for his question to Kacey Musgraves?
Kind of something insane happened. Like the craziest thing ever has happened. Actually, I'm not sure if I'm overreacting or underreacting, you know?
Tell me.
But let me just say we went, and I'm not going to say the place because, you know, I don't like to disparage.
Do you like the place?
No. Okay. I don't know. I know I did.
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Chapter 6: What insights were shared about motherhood and personal experiences?
But like, I don't know how to like it. Contextualize what you know now. So let me just say it was like a, you know, a bed and breakfast type of retreat in the woods. It was very woods. We went on lots of like nature walks. It was so nice. It was a spa.
Was it a big brand name?
I think so. Yeah.
Okay.
Do you want to hear something crazy?
I want to hear. I want to hear. I don't stay on track. What happened?
So I did like become a Karen. But I don't know if I was being like a Karen or I wasn't Karen enough. So we got there and I called for a crib. And we did our first nap in the crib and like the crib was like a little small.
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Chapter 7: How did the hosts discuss the importance of personal accountability?
It was almost like a bassinet. I'm like, what the hell is this? So I call him like, you guys have this bigger crib. They're like, we have a pack and play. I was like, oh, perfect. We love a pack and play. Pack and play comes. He sleeps in it that night. The next day we do our naps in it. And then like on the second day, Ben, I don't know what he was doing in the bathroom, like rearranging shit.
And he comes out and he was like, are you vaping again? And I said, no. Excuse me, why the fuck would you ask me that? On Mother's Day, j'accuse. And he goes like this and he holds up a jewel. He was like, this was underneath the pack and play mattress, like between the little mattress pad and the bed. And I was like, what? I'm like, that's not mine.
He was like, it literally was under there where we slept on top of it. I was so upset. I was freaking out. I, of course, called downstairs. And I had to do it over the phone, because if I did it in person, I would've been like, oh no, it's fine. But it's not fucking fine, right? I don't know, is it?
Is it a big deal? So here's what I'll tell you. Ruby is fine. Yeah. Ruby is fine.
Chapter 8: What are the thoughts on the latest celebrity news and gossip?
so unacceptable from the hotel like I completely like rip them a new one but Ruby is fine you don't have to worry I mean he could have been but he's fine he was under the thing he's fine like someone else's germs nicotine and tobacco like I'm sick the germs are like the least part of it so I called downstairs wait do you think it was Ruby's mother's day present to you
Yeah. He picked one up at 7-Eleven. And he hit it like a tooth fairy. So I called downstairs and I was like, I'd like to speak with the manager. I literally felt like such a Karen. And they were like, okay, he'll call you back. He called me back. And I was like, I just want to let you know that this happened. And he was like, he had an appropriate response, which was like, oh my fucking God.
Like that's insanely inappropriate. That's unacceptable. You know, beneath our, and he was like, what can I do? What can I do? What can I do? A million dollars should cover it. Of course. And I didn't want to say that because then they make you think that like you're only calling like to get the discount. And he was like, we could send champagne. I was like, I don't need champagne.
I'm not truly anymore. So I said, sir, I trust that you'll make this right. He said, absolutely.
So what do you think is an appropriate accommodation to be made? If I'm being measured and I'm speaking for both parties, one night free.
Oh, okay, I got a $250 credit.
How much was a night there?
Not that. And that means you have to spend more money there? Well, no, we already had to run up a tab of room service and things, so it just made a very small dent. But I'm like, $250, that doesn't feel appropriate.
No, that feels low.
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