Clay Travis

Now, look, my go-to order to protect myself is an old-fashioned.

I go old-fashioned.

That is my go-to drink.

That is a very masculine drink.

But the two most underrated drinks at the bar right now, sangria and espresso martini.

I can't throw shade at either one of them.

I was hoping you were going to say Cosmo, and then we were just going to open up the lines for the rest of the show to have all the guys call in and make fun of you for that.

Like all of our truckers, we're just going to line up truck to truck and just call in.

But espresso martini is actually delicious.

I can't lie.

It's surged in, like, the last three or four years.

You know, Laura, who likes to argue with me, my wife, was saying, oh, there's not actual coffee in espresso martinis.

I was like, no, yes, it's not just a coffee flavor.

And I was proven correct on this.

I got to tell you, my wife bought, as part of a Christmas gift to ourselves...

We have, you know, obviously I use the Crockett coffee beans, but we don't have a Crockett coffee maker yet.

So I had to buy one of these like fancy pants grinders.

Yeah.

The amount of I swear I feel like I am.

I don't know if I'm like a rocket scientist or a chemical engineer or something.