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And then she follows me out and she's like, you can't have that beer out there out here. And she pushes me and then she swats at my beer. And I'm like, you're too fat.

You're a hog female. That would look bad on camera. And so she swats at me. And I'm like, no. I'll put it down if you want me to put it down. I'll throw it away. And then she swats at me again. I'm like, no. You're like juking her. It's the funniest shit to watch.

You're a hog female. That would look bad on camera. And so she swats at me. And I'm like, no. I'll put it down if you want me to put it down. I'll throw it away. And then she swats at me again. I'm like, no. You're like juking her. It's the funniest shit to watch.

You're a hog female. That would look bad on camera. And so she swats at me. And I'm like, no. I'll put it down if you want me to put it down. I'll throw it away. And then she swats at me again. I'm like, no. You're like juking her. It's the funniest shit to watch.

All lowercase. Well, she was like, I'm calling the fucking cops. And I was like, all right, cool, call them. Throw my beer away, whatever. We get, what, like a block away? The entire police department rolls up on us. All of them.

All lowercase. Well, she was like, I'm calling the fucking cops. And I was like, all right, cool, call them. Throw my beer away, whatever. We get, what, like a block away? The entire police department rolls up on us. All of them.

All lowercase. Well, she was like, I'm calling the fucking cops. And I was like, all right, cool, call them. Throw my beer away, whatever. We get, what, like a block away? The entire police department rolls up on us. All of them.

No, we just had a polite conversation and went on our way. That is not true. Can I tell what I saw? Nick, what did you say?

No, we just had a polite conversation and went on our way. That is not true. Can I tell what I saw? Nick, what did you say?

No, we just had a polite conversation and went on our way. That is not true. Can I tell what I saw? Nick, what did you say?

I did too. It was impressive.

I did too. It was impressive.

I did too. It was impressive.

No. He obviously didn't police the same place I policed because I wouldn't have handled that situation like that. I don't know. I may have had a couple of drinks that night, so I was just arguing with him to be facetious. It was a good time. It was a really good time.

No. He obviously didn't police the same place I policed because I wouldn't have handled that situation like that. I don't know. I may have had a couple of drinks that night, so I was just arguing with him to be facetious. It was a good time. It was a really good time.

No. He obviously didn't police the same place I policed because I wouldn't have handled that situation like that. I don't know. I may have had a couple of drinks that night, so I was just arguing with him to be facetious. It was a good time. It was a really good time.

He's like, you're going in cuffs. I'm like, yeah, cool.

He's like, you're going in cuffs. I'm like, yeah, cool.

He's like, you're going in cuffs. I'm like, yeah, cool.

What do you want? We got kicked out of the bar. We went back there a second night. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, we did. Yeah, the hog lady that called the cops on us. We went back there after that fucking wildebeest called the cops on us.