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Chapter 1: What unusual items are trafficked by the cartel?
Did you know the cartel are trafficking avocados and gasoline? I hate avocados.
Wait a minute, that's where the Mexicans are.
How dare you? The shills on the internet are like, you lost in Afghanistan. By what metric?
Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA?
Like, I don't understand. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. And Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. And Donut, a dark joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of internet speed for Ethan?
Hang on. Actually, I'll take that one. That one's cold.
Perfect. Now it's everyone has cold one?
Yep.
Okay. Three, two, one.
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We're here today, bitches. We got a boy in the house.
I am. Mr. Ethan. He's already got picked on once or twice.
Yeah. Like, this is the podcast I'm not supposed to get picked on on. All the other ones, that's where I get picked on. Anytime Rich is present. Honestly, coming down here and I found out Rich wasn't coming, I was like, oh... I might not be called fat for a couple of days. It'd be great. Nope. Nick, you ruined that. Good.
You made me pull over in downtown San Antonio at night. Dude, I... So you could try to puke.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about avocados?
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Oh, God, dude. I didn't talk about this last night. You know who blocked me recently? Who? World of Warcraft. Why, Cody? Oh, God. What was your tweet?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the nuclear bombings in history?
Holy shit.
yeah dude back then i mean it was just it was haves and have-nots and i'm sorry like for anyone out there and you can cancel me if you want to for anyone who's like well you know you guys did this america did this and native american genocide like don't get me wrong all that bad but at the same time don't get mad because people with my complexion were better at stealing territory than yours i don't okay like just i don't understand
okay billy eilish i don't understand the outrage over the nuclear bombings in particular it doesn't make sense to me because like what if lane no but no it's not even that like we bomb the shit out of a lot of people at a lot of different points and it's just like nuking japan was so wrong and it's like okay it's fine like killing people with bombs is objectively bad i agree but like
Why are we hyper fixated on this one bomb because of the type of but like, do you think the guy that got blown up by a conventional bomb or an incendiary bomb is any more dead than the guy that got blown up by a nuclear bomb? Like, I don't understand the anger of like the type of bomb in particular.
It's one piece of history that they actually know about. So it's like, well, that one was bad. It's like, OK, and it's no different than. being mad about one genocide going on now versus I think it's like 12 or 18 genocides going on in the world.
It is.
I know this one. Wyatt, you need to also know this.
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Chapter 5: How do modern genocides compare to historical events?
And since I feel bad about it, you should feel bad about it. You mentioned all the other ones going on. They're like... I haven't read on that one.
Because people don't care. They want what's right in front of them and they hyper fixate on that. I will say what is going on in the modern world with like the free Palestine people, stuff like that, you know, whatever.
Hold on. That was like two months ago. We moved on. We have new profile picks.
Sorry. Sorry, my bad. We're buffering. We're due for a new one. The Minnesota thing got resolved. Now we need the new drop should be any minute. Yeah, any minute.
Where are we mad at this month? I hate that. What are we mad at this month? Yeah. What flag should I put in my fucking bio this month?
And just like, I mean, being in the geopolitical space, paying attention to how everything in the world works, the and me and Nick talked about this. I think it was on a kind of consensual episode. The people who, when we took Maduro were pissed off, but they're also pro Ukrainian. And it's like, Don't you see this is fucking up Russia's war machine.
Like that was a good idea for us to go into Venezuela and take out.
I don't understand functionally. What is the difference between Joe Biden putting a $50 million bounty on a foreign leader's head versus just sending Delta force to go get him? Like Cody, you were, you were a cop, right? Like, Wouldn't I be convicted of murder or like tried for murder if I, two options, I could shoot someone or I could hire a hit man to go shoot someone for me.
Aren't I getting convicted or like charged with murder and getting put in prison either way?
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the IBCS air defense system?
We have these radars. We have these systems. We can see this. This makes your, your stealth invisible, which is so.
That wasn't fair.
Yeah.
And then you used a sound weapon.
That wasn't fair. I wasn't ready. You can either vomit a whole bunch or you can have suppressed 300 blackout, remove your brain out the far side of your fucking head.
All fun and games until the blacked out Chinook, Blair and Sosa, pulls up.
Which was fucking cool, man. I loved waking up to it. Dude, I saw... Someone asked... This is a new war.
No, it's over. It's done. Don't worry about the war part. gone. Also, they blew up a monument.
All the way out there. Brandon, he had a question the other night at one of his things, and he's not here right now, so I'm kind of... Speak for him. Yes, of course. Yeah, I'm going to speak for him completely. He puts on the Brandon hat. It's a pointy white cap.
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Chapter 7: How do generational aircraft compare globally?
And that's been the standard for all of human history. If the Romans rolled up, kill all your government. And then the Romans were in charge with the army there. Like the Romans won the war. What are we talking about? And so I don't, Oh yeah.
It's like all the fucking, the shills on the internet. Like you lost in Afghanistan.
yeah by what metric because all the people in afghanistan don't have a roth ira like i don't understand like you know what i mean oh yeah absolutely dude if i roll up and i live in your house with a gun and just beat the shit out of you whenever i feel like it for 20 years and then one day i decide to move out or you're like yeah keep walking mister that's what i thought it was so fucking laughable
We used 1% of our military potential, by the way.
We had rules where we couldn't shoot missiles at you.
We dropped how many JDAMs or MOABs? One the entire time? One MOAB, yeah. One MOAB. and we collapsed a mountain with it. We could drop those willy-nilly. If it wasn't for our rules, America had a good old 4th of July every day of the week. The old willy-nilly Moab. Dude, if you dropped 30 Moabs... Oh yeah. Stop fucking around real quick. I wouldn't fuck around.
Have you heard the ally, like the accounts of allied forces on the ground, like not Americans? No. Like there's been like a bunch of like British and like Danish dudes that were like, oh my God, the Yanks nuked them. They literally thought we dropped a nuke when that happened.
I do. Okay, I have a question. Okay, for missile. Yeah. All right. We, we took out another like narco boat the other day. And I'm curious about the the exact ordinance that takes them out because you see it hit the boat and then you see like a splash zone like, yeah, fragmentation pattern.
Yeah.
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