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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

1832.957

We just put out episode two. Yeah, that's something. Hey, is this stupid?

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

1838.639

God, I hope this wasn't an expensive ticket.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

1846.301

You get a dumb idea, that's how comedy starts. You take it on stage, it bombs, and you do it again. Too far. All right. We'll work on that.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

4815.021

Yeah. I'm going to give a shit about young dudes now because they're losing their demo. They were the enemy. young white dudes were always the enemy or heterosexual dudes or whatever, and now they lost, they're losing their constituencies, so now they have to pretend to give a fuck.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

4839.929

Yeah. Okay. Perhaps you shouldn't have waged war on them for the last 15 years, you fucking retards. That would have been nice. Stupid Gillette, toxic masculinity, and all you assholes. Shut up. By the way, let me say this. Please listen to me, everyone. I toured the sites of Altadena and the Palisades and Malibu. There's a whole bunch...

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

4872.614

of people with dicks and balls who are fucking driving excavators and trucks and operating all the heavy equipment, all the fucking people you hate, all the people who didn't go to college, all the guys with the cocks and the balls, all the guys who don't give you their pronouns. That place has been completely rebuilt. By just them. Amen. Nobody looks like you. Nobody uses pronouns. No he, she's.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#574 - Mark Normand

4905.016

None of your fucking freak shows. None of your Admiral Levine's. Nobody looks like that. It's just a bunch of fucking dudes who go by he and him.