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Chapter 1: Who is Mark Normand and what podcasts does he host?
They're at theovonstore.com. And thank you so much for your support. Today's guest is a stand-up comedian. He has two podcasts, Tuesdays with Stories with Joe List and We Might Be Drunk with Sam Morrill. He's touring all over this year. He's a one of one.
He's a new father and he has a new series out called Page to Stage where comedians take something from their notebook and you see it build until it gets performed. Today's guest is a one of one, my Louisiana brethren, Mr. Mark Norman.
Are you flying out today?
Yeah, my stepdad is sick, so I got to go see him. I know, I'm bummed. I wanted to be there for Kill Tony.
Oh yeah.
Are you doing it?
Doing it with Kid Rock. So that'll be, I'm going to try to, I'm going to really sing him. That's the only way I can get to him. Cause if I do it at his house, he'll, you know, sick his security guards on me and call me the N word.
I didn't know. Oh yeah, dude. He has a dog that can say the N word I saw.
Was it a black lab? I hope.
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Chapter 2: What is the 'Page to Stage' show about?
Yeah. Well, because it's replacing the old thing. It's like you still want the affection. Right. And now it's like a lot of us didn't even have dads. So it's like they're kind of coming at you with that combo meal.
Oh, you get the male attention and flirty.
And the female flirty. Yeah, that's good. You get it in one. That's God. I'd love to be gay. That's a lot of gay guys thing is don't you want that combo meal?
Right. Good point. And he could blow the fucking chrome off your trailer hitch.
Chapter 3: How does Mark Normand approach comedy and writing new material?
Oh, dude, can you? This is insane to be talking about.
Sorry.
This is God's country. I'm just going to Cincinnati, okay? That's all. You're right. That's all I'm telling you, Mark. All right.
I'm already getting a layover. I'm gay over.
But, dude, yeah, there's just something like they – yeah, you see them and they – but, yeah, God, could you even imagine some strong guy who was probably like on the neck team in college or whatever, some sporting event like the – Wrestling? Yeah, wrestling or something like that. Oh, yeah. And he just pins your cock to the back of his throat with his tongue or whatever.
Woo! Easy, big fella. Sorry, that is crazy. Anyone else hard? That seems crazy. You're going to make Morgan Wallen uncomfortable. That's true. Oh, man. Yeah, it's got to be nice to be the gay. What about Glory Hole? Is that real?
There was one at- What?
You know of one?
There was one at Louisiana State when I was at LSU.
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Chapter 4: What are Mark Normand's upcoming tour locations and experiences abroad?
Matt Rife. He got it there.
Dude, unreal. And a lot of people thought Matt Rife is that guy who's trying to live forever or whatever.
Oh, yeah. Well, he's got that beautiful face. He's shiny. He looks new. He looks very.
Yeah, a lot of people thought that that's Matt Rife. Brian Johnson.
This guy, why does the guy who lives forever have to be annoying? You know, if the guy's going to live forever, you'd like him to be fun. I know, dude. Why couldn't the guy that lives forever be? Like John Daly to live forever, you know? Yeah. Although he'll die tomorrow.
Well, especially because Hooters just went bankrupt, which is crazy. Damn. He was keeping it in business, dude. I bet. I bet. Yeah, that guy could house some wings. Bro, and he would walk in. It would always be empty. Restaurant chain Hooters goes bust and files for bankruptcy protection. What is this, the Asian version?
And there is a – if you can't see on the YouTube on the video right now, there is a picture of all Asian women in Hooters attire. Where is that photo taken? Can you give me some information? Can you scroll up or down or something? There you go. Chinese waitresses dressed in orange shorts and t-shirts cheer while welcoming the arriving guests at the Hooters restaurant in Beijing.
Oh, shit. Damn, they're stealing everything from us.
They got it. Well, is that really why?
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges and nuances of being a new father according to Mark Normand?
Chapter 6: What are Mark Normand and Theo Von's views on Hooters and its bankruptcy?
Chapter 7: How do Mark Normand and Theo Von discuss current events and celebrity culture?
Chapter 8: How do Mark Normand and Theo Von talk about comedy culture and the comedy scene in Nashville and Austin?
That's the whole... Dude, that's the original game show right there. Oh, yes. That's great. Yeah, now it's like... I'm thinking of what it's called now. It's like... The floor is lava, dude. Right. Nothing. That has nothing on the glory hole is open.
That's a great point. Yeah. And you never know who's on the other side. Could be your teacher, your brother, your pastor. I mean, that's a real gamble.
Oh, yeah. It could be your pastor. It could be your future, dude. It could be some gay dude or woman. Nowadays, even lesbians will stop in there just to couture their jawline. They'll pop into a male glory hole.
Yeah, but what about lesbians? They don't have any way to glory. You can't get a clit through that wood girth.
I don't know. You put the softball team in there. They'll hit a single at least through that thing.
Yeah, Brittany Griner could get something through that hole. Oh, damn. That's what put her in jail in Russia, I heard. Have you seen her lately? She looks like Pete Davidson.
Yeah, I could see a crossover. Why hasn't she been on SNL, I wonder? Ooh.
I'm Brittany. Let me see something real quick.
Oh, this is awkward.
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