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So how does this work? It's just a big game of economic operation as he's sticking things in, trying to take out tariffs. It's like, you know, when you're my age, you got to get a colonoscopy. You need a full colonic, like, to feel better. You know what I mean? A rat poison can kill somebody in the wrong dosages, but in the right dosages, that can be very healthy for the patient.

So how does this work? It's just a big game of economic operation as he's sticking things in, trying to take out tariffs. It's like, you know, when you're my age, you got to get a colonoscopy. You need a full colonic, like, to feel better. You know what I mean? A rat poison can kill somebody in the wrong dosages, but in the right dosages, that can be very healthy for the patient.

Trillions of dollars of factories are going to be built in America. The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little, little screws to make iPhones. That kind of thing is going to come to America.

Trillions of dollars of factories are going to be built in America. The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little, little screws to make iPhones. That kind of thing is going to come to America.

Those are the jobs? That kind of thing is gonna come to America, it's gonna be automated, and great Americans, the tradecraft of America, is gonna fix them. Mechanics fixing robotics, that's what's coming to America.

Those are the jobs? That kind of thing is gonna come to America, it's gonna be automated, and great Americans, the tradecraft of America, is gonna fix them. Mechanics fixing robotics, that's what's coming to America.

They are definitely going to stay in place for days and weeks.

They are definitely going to stay in place for days and weeks.

Some of the biggest stock market declines since the Great Depression. The worst three consecutive sessions since 1987.

Some of the biggest stock market declines since the Great Depression. The worst three consecutive sessions since 1987.

This is the wrong way to look at this.

This is the wrong way to look at this.

The 14th Amendment granted citizenship to, quote, all persons born or naturalized in the United States to protect newly freed slaves and their children and guarantee their rights as citizens. Last time I checked, I don't think we're having that problem anymore.

The 14th Amendment granted citizenship to, quote, all persons born or naturalized in the United States to protect newly freed slaves and their children and guarantee their rights as citizens. Last time I checked, I don't think we're having that problem anymore.

I don't think the founders understood when they did the 14th Amendment that it would create a circumstance where people could fly into America all over the world and have a child, and that child would have dual citizenship.

I don't think the founders understood when they did the 14th Amendment that it would create a circumstance where people could fly into America all over the world and have a child, and that child would have dual citizenship.

California, along with so many other states, defining traditionally what marriage is, and to see that third branch of government undoing the will of the people, it's frustrating.

California, along with so many other states, defining traditionally what marriage is, and to see that third branch of government undoing the will of the people, it's frustrating.