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Zuck, Bezos, Tim Cook, Elon, Tic Tac Guy, Google Guy. The six guys who control maybe 20% of the world's wealth and 100% of your nudes. You don't need to pretend with me. I don't know what he's talking about.

Populism, ladies and gentlemen. Shouldn't this gathering be happening in a volcano's lair near Zurich? or are we just open source Illuminati now? Where's the conspiracy fun in that? Honestly, there is not a useful app of communication, not controlled by at least one of these individuals.

Populism, ladies and gentlemen. Shouldn't this gathering be happening in a volcano's lair near Zurich? or are we just open source Illuminati now? Where's the conspiracy fun in that? Honestly, there is not a useful app of communication, not controlled by at least one of these individuals.

And you may not be concerned that they've all ponied up a million dollars to be sitting there and are kissing the ass of a president who openly threatens non-ass kissers, but trust me, shit's gonna get weird. Even by that afternoon,

And you may not be concerned that they've all ponied up a million dollars to be sitting there and are kissing the ass of a president who openly threatens non-ass kissers, but trust me, shit's gonna get weird. Even by that afternoon,

Charitably, I'm going to say that was just an awkward, my heart goes out to you gesture. Any of you might have done it like this. You know, even Taylor Swift has done that, you know, my heart, but she almost never does the goes out to you. Just always stays with, but you know, listen, it's nerve wracking day. Uh, You're not normally a public speaker. It's a one-off gesture.

Charitably, I'm going to say that was just an awkward, my heart goes out to you gesture. Any of you might have done it like this. You know, even Taylor Swift has done that, you know, my heart, but she almost never does the goes out to you. Just always stays with, but you know, listen, it's nerve wracking day. Uh, You're not normally a public speaker. It's a one-off gesture.

Please try not to use it again.

Please try not to use it again.

You really want to make sure the people in the back see it, I guess. I'm just going to be generous and say, maybe that was Elon's attempt at dabbing on the haters? I don't... By the way, do people still dab on haters? Was that a very old man? Okay. Wasn't that a thing at one time? No, I think it's important in these troubled times to continue to dab on the haters.

You really want to make sure the people in the back see it, I guess. I'm just going to be generous and say, maybe that was Elon's attempt at dabbing on the haters? I don't... By the way, do people still dab on haters? Was that a very old man? Okay. Wasn't that a thing at one time? No, I think it's important in these troubled times to continue to dab on the haters.

For weeks, people have been raising alarms about how Trump seems to be handing way too much power over to Elon Musk. And yesterday, Trump replied, I hear you. You want me to give more power to Elon Musk.

For weeks, people have been raising alarms about how Trump seems to be handing way too much power over to Elon Musk. And yesterday, Trump replied, I hear you. You want me to give more power to Elon Musk.

Yes. Elon Musk is now in charge of all government hilings. Hirings. Hirings. I didn't... Sorry. I didn't say that right. Right. I didn't say it right.

Yes. Elon Musk is now in charge of all government hilings. Hirings. Hirings. I didn't... Sorry. I didn't say that right. Right. I didn't say it right.

I don't know why I keep Hitler. Misspeaking.

I don't know why I keep Hitler. Misspeaking.

I don't know why I keep misspeaking. So this was already a pretty unusual thing for a president to do. But Trump being Trump, he had to make it even more ridiculous by introducing it with a full-on circus act in the Oval Office. Now look at this scene. Musk is holding court with his hands tented like a Bond villain, probably to stop him from doing a Nazi salute. With his...

I don't know why I keep misspeaking. So this was already a pretty unusual thing for a president to do. But Trump being Trump, he had to make it even more ridiculous by introducing it with a full-on circus act in the Oval Office. Now look at this scene. Musk is holding court with his hands tented like a Bond villain, probably to stop him from doing a Nazi salute. With his...

With his four-year-old child in tow. I mean, that poor kid. His dad literally runs SpaceX, and Elon took him to a meeting on federal spending. Dad, are we gonna get to see the rockets? No, son, we're gonna discuss budgets because I'm a shitty dad. I mean, everything about this event was so bizarre.