Conan O'Brien

Can I say something? When you do the jerk-off motion, you always have the penis way off to the side. I know. And it's coming out at a weird angle.

Can I say something? When you do the jerk-off motion, you always have the penis way off to the side. I know. And it's coming out at a weird angle.

Yeah. What? And also- No, it's not salad dressing. Yeah, it's not salad dressing and it's not castanets. Oh my God. Oh, now you're a peppier. Grind that out. Oh my God. All right. Well, don't look at the video for this. You won't like it.

Yeah. What? And also- No, it's not salad dressing. Yeah, it's not salad dressing and it's not castanets. Oh my God. Oh, now you're a peppier. Grind that out. Oh my God. All right. Well, don't look at the video for this. You won't like it.

Yeah. What? And also- No, it's not salad dressing. Yeah, it's not salad dressing and it's not castanets. Oh my God. Oh, now you're a peppier. Grind that out. Oh my God. All right. Well, don't look at the video for this. You won't like it.

I'm worried for your husband. Hey, thank you. No wonder Tack has always doubled over in pain. Surprised.

I'm worried for your husband. Hey, thank you. No wonder Tack has always doubled over in pain. Surprised.

I'm worried for your husband. Hey, thank you. No wonder Tack has always doubled over in pain. Surprised.

Sona got all hot and heavy last night.

Sona got all hot and heavy last night.

Sona got all hot and heavy last night.

Stop it. Stop it. Oh, my God. Now he's at Benihana. Pizza. Now he's at Benihana. Oh, my God. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. Oh, he made the onion volcano. Okay, okay. Let's wrap this up. Thanks, you fan. We took your kind of interesting scientific fact, and we got to Benihana chef... Chopping up with blades. Tax. Penis. Tackle. All right. Peace out, Tupac.

Stop it. Stop it. Oh, my God. Now he's at Benihana. Pizza. Now he's at Benihana. Oh, my God. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. Oh, he made the onion volcano. Okay, okay. Let's wrap this up. Thanks, you fan. We took your kind of interesting scientific fact, and we got to Benihana chef... Chopping up with blades. Tax. Penis. Tackle. All right. Peace out, Tupac.

Stop it. Stop it. Oh, my God. Now he's at Benihana. Pizza. Now he's at Benihana. Oh, my God. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. Oh, he made the onion volcano. Okay, okay. Let's wrap this up. Thanks, you fan. We took your kind of interesting scientific fact, and we got to Benihana chef... Chopping up with blades. Tax. Penis. Tackle. All right. Peace out, Tupac.

Okay, welcome. If you are listening to this program right now, and you are because you can hear my voice, which is proof that you're hearing it. Again, we're doing something a little different. We did this last week. Last week, we did a podcast about the Spain-Madrid episode of Conan O'Brien Must Go, because that's when it dropped. Well, guess what?

Okay, welcome. If you are listening to this program right now, and you are because you can hear my voice, which is proof that you're hearing it. Again, we're doing something a little different. We did this last week. Last week, we did a podcast about the Spain-Madrid episode of Conan O'Brien Must Go, because that's when it dropped. Well, guess what?

Okay, welcome. If you are listening to this program right now, and you are because you can hear my voice, which is proof that you're hearing it. Again, we're doing something a little different. We did this last week. Last week, we did a podcast about the Spain-Madrid episode of Conan O'Brien Must Go, because that's when it dropped. Well, guess what?

Today is the day that episode two in the series drops. And today's episode then is about New Zealand because that is where I travel. I am joined by the crack team as opposed to the team on crack. Why not both? These are all good quips and we'll edit them out. Terrific team. Mike Sweeney, of course, at the helm. Came in a little late wearing one of the three shirts he owns.

Today is the day that episode two in the series drops. And today's episode then is about New Zealand because that is where I travel. I am joined by the crack team as opposed to the team on crack. Why not both? These are all good quips and we'll edit them out. Terrific team. Mike Sweeney, of course, at the helm. Came in a little late wearing one of the three shirts he owns.

Today is the day that episode two in the series drops. And today's episode then is about New Zealand because that is where I travel. I am joined by the crack team as opposed to the team on crack. Why not both? These are all good quips and we'll edit them out. Terrific team. Mike Sweeney, of course, at the helm. Came in a little late wearing one of the three shirts he owns.