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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Fanhausen Revisited

02 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What anniversary is Conan celebrating in this episode?

6.207 - 27.477 Conan O'Brien

Well, we have come up on a very nice anniversary. Hard to believe, but five years ago this month, we did our very first fan episode. And it's been five years. I can't believe it. And I really love these segments. And the very first one featured a fan of mine named Dan Housen. Now, Dan Housen is a wrestler.

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27.817 - 47.484 Conan O'Brien

And he explained to me when we did this very first fan episode that he had loosely based his character, his wrestling character, on me. if I was an interdimensional demon, which seems redundant to me. And Dan Housen and I had a great conversation. We talked about comedy, performance, the love of entertaining people.

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47.964 - 60.18 Conan O'Brien

And what struck me, and still I remember this to this day, Dan Housen told me that he had been grinding away for the past eight years, driving 12 hours every weekend just to be able to get up in front of people and wrestle.

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60.661 - 60.801 Danhausen

Mm-hmm.

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60.781 - 81.389 Conan O'Brien

And this is a guy who just applied an incredible work ethic to his passion. And I was so impressed with this fellow. Well, now it's five years later and I am thrilled to report that Dan Housen has recently made his WWE debut to rave reviews. And this is proof again.

81.449 - 82.03 Matt Gourley

Yep.

82.01 - 94.805 Conan O'Brien

that if you can marry hard work to your passion, you can go places. So on behalf of myself and all of us here at Team Coco, massive congratulations and mad respect to Dan Housen.

Chapter 2: Who is Dan Housen and what is his connection to Conan?

95.106 - 102.695 Conan O'Brien

And I'm so proud of you, happy for you. And I just should mention, because your character's based on me, I'm getting 20%.

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102.715 - 104.938 Unknown

Oh, are you getting 20%?

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105.558 - 128.375 Conan O'Brien

Well, I will once I unleash my interdimensional demons, Rick Rosen. from William Morris Endeavor and the blackest, blackest heart of all, Gavin Pallone. I mean, when they're done with Dan Housen, he's just gonna be some flesh clinging to a battered vertebrae.

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128.535 - 128.896 Matt Gourley

Yes.

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128.916 - 141.767 Conan O'Brien

Yep. Anyway, I'm just thrilled for him. So here, this is unusual for us, we're gonna revisit my chat from five years ago with the one, the only Dan Housen. Enjoy.

142.338 - 151.171 Unknown

Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Wanna talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com slash callconan. Okay, let's get started.

152.032 - 172.883 Conan O'Brien

Hey everybody, Conan O'Brien here, and we're gonna try something a little different. In the short time that I've been doing Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, I've just been delighted. I'm having an absolute blast, and it's working. I'm actually making some nice bonds and friendships with a lot of different people.

172.943 - 195.552 Conan O'Brien

But what occurred to me is all these people have one thing in common, they're celebrities. And I thought it might be nice to try making friends with average folk, people out there in the world, civilians, not celebrities. Just talk to the people who make this great country we call the United States of America, or even people from other countries, it doesn't matter.

196.072 - 202.519 Conan O'Brien

Let's just talk to some regular folk and then hope, hope desperately that they become celebrities.

Chapter 3: What lessons did Conan learn from Dan Housen's work ethic?

203.38 - 204.741 Matt Gourley

Oh my God.

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204.941 - 212.95 Conan O'Brien

That's the concept. What do you guys think, Matt? Yeah, I'm all in. Why is that horrible? It's very important to me that eventually they become celebrities.

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213.43 - 218.791 Sona Movsesian

So you don't have time for anybody that would live their whole life as a regular Joe. As a folk.

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220.402 - 237.327 Conan O'Brien

Who would do that? What kind of monster would choose that life? No, seriously, I really do. I do want to, and especially, I have to say, a lot of this comes out of this last year. Let's get outside this bubble, this celebrity bubble that we're trapped in.

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237.567 - 240.331 Unknown

I'm not trapped in a celebrity bubble. No, I'm not even adjacent to it.

240.351 - 250.285 Conan O'Brien

Oh, God, no. I didn't mean either of you. Oh, God, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, please. Oh, how embarrassing. Oh, I'm covering my mouth. I'm laughing.

Chapter 4: What recent achievement did Dan Housen accomplish?

250.445 - 253.75 Sona Movsesian

Because, I mean, we don't even do a podcast with a celebrity, so how would we do it?

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253.73 - 259.219 Unknown

Oh, snap. Snappity-dappity. Ouchie-wouchie.

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259.52 - 266.09 Conan O'Brien

I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. I am looking it up. Yes, I am a celebrity. I just looked it up.

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266.351 - 267.232 Matt Gourley

You Googled it?

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267.433 - 289.916 Conan O'Brien

Yeah, I am a B-lister, but I am a celebrity. So, fuck, I am. I am a solid B. I'm a solid B-list celebrity and I'm proud of it. And if Love Boat were still on the air, I could potentially be a guest. Not the first guest, but like the third guest who's the comic relief guest who stowed away.

289.996 - 291.699 Sona Movsesian

I would kill to see you on Love Boat.

291.839 - 302.873 Conan O'Brien

Yes. But anyway, this is something I want to do and I'm really looking forward to it. And I don't know. We're just going to give it a try and see how it goes.

302.853 - 313.006 Sona Movsesian

Yeah, this is Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan, and it'll be out weekly in addition to the regular episodes, so just an extra special treat. And we might as well get to our first guest. Are you guys ready?

313.326 - 313.707 Conan O'Brien

Yeah.

Chapter 5: How does Dan Housen describe his wrestling character?

426.33 - 455.374 Conan O'Brien

That's fantastic. Describe, then, a demonic Conan O'Brien as a wrestling character. Are you using some of my moves? Is it my attitude? Does your character have, you know, sort of little beady eyes and thin lips and sharp cheekbones?

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456.496 - 465.913 Danhausen

Yes, yeah, I don't have the height, but I have, I utilize, so I pour teeth in my opponents' mouths. To disorient them. Pour what in their mouth?

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466.895 - 469.578 Conan O'Brien

Human teeth. You pour human teeth into the mouth?

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469.598 - 470.079 Danhausen

That's amazing.

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470.78 - 474.124 Conan O'Brien

I love how that's, people see that and go, oh, that is so Conan.

474.144 - 493.232 Danhausen

It is. No, no, no. It's just, I think it's the presentation. Cause I include, I take a lot of like Simpsons references and references from you and just 80s horror movies. And I, Pull it all together, because these are the things that I like. So I included it into the character because wrestling should be fun. Yes, wrestling- Are you saying- It shouldn't be work.

494.033 - 506.092 Conan O'Brien

No, no. So, okay, one of your standard moves is to pour loose teeth into the mouth of your opponent to confuse and disorient them. What are some of your other moves?

506.112 - 516.952 Danhausen

Kick him right in the mouth. I have the go to sleep, which I call the good night housing. I add Housen. My wrestling name is Dan Housen, and I add Housen to everything to make it all about me.

517.773 - 525.488 Conan O'Brien

That's very Conan. Okay, that's very nice, Matt. I love that. You just add Housen to things, so goodnight Housen is like a goodnight move.

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