Conan O'Brien

You should do a doc about that.

I don't have the tie, so.

to do it.

I'm fascinated by this idea that there's a lot of envy surrounding this crazy, weird business and people thinking, oh my God, all your dreams would come true.

And what I've found is that it's a magnifying lens.

It just magnifies things.

So if you're insecure, you will become more insecure.

If you tend to be angry, you'll become a rageaholic.

If you are someone who's capable of feeling gratitude and appreciate the people around you, those things can be enhanced.

But I do think there's a, you know.

It was a change.

I've always...

Tried to picture you because I know that your success didn't happen right away.

And I knew you for a bunch of years where you'd come on our show and be really funny.

But the whole thing hadn't quite gelled or clicked yet.

And then... Tony, and I was this busboy at a strip joint until I was 28.

Yes, I was going to get to that.

Yeah, you were.

And I try to picture you in these real jobs.

With my briefcase.