Conan O'Brien

He's not wrong that owing Stringfellows $1,000 is worse than anything that happened in Bosnia.

We shot a bit once in Houston at like two in the morning at a strip club.

We'll be right back with the world's worst bragger.

Yeah.

We were there to shoot some piece, and so...

I'm there, I think we were just trying to figure out because my show in Houston at the time, this is like 1995, 96, aired at like three in the morning.

So I went to places at three in the morning to figure out if I could see anybody watching our show and who's up and watching TV at three in the morning.

And that, it ended up being very funny.

I went to a bus station, I went to an emergency room and I went to a strip club

And you walk in and you see these beautiful naked women.

And, you know, just my my head turned into a jukebox cartoon where all the cherries come up.

It's like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

And coins came out my mouth.

I was like, like all the cartoon stuff, like steam coming out of my ears.

I can't believe it.

Within 15 minutes, we had a problem with the camera and we're trying to figure it out.

And this completely naked, beautiful woman who would have been my fantasy of every way of 16, completely naked, not wearing a stitch of clothing, comes up and starts to talk to me.

And I'm like, I'm sorry, can you just give us some room?

We got an issue with this camera.

Me and the cameraman.