Conan O'Brien

No, no, I didn't lie to Justin. I would. Justin was 10 years younger than me. He was a little kid. And so what I did to Justin was just broke his mind with strange games. So he just wanted to play cops and robbers. And I would say, oh, yeah, I told you this. Right. And I would just tangle him up in paperwork. You drew your pistol. And he'd be like, what? You drew your pistol. There's paperwork.

No, no, I didn't lie to Justin. I would. Justin was 10 years younger than me. He was a little kid. And so what I did to Justin was just broke his mind with strange games. So he just wanted to play cops and robbers. And I would say, oh, yeah, I told you this. Right. And I would just tangle him up in paperwork. You drew your pistol. And he'd be like, what? You drew your pistol. There's paperwork.

And I would get pads of paper from my dad's office. You need to fill out these forms. It's a bureaucracy. That's a big part of being a cop.

And I would get pads of paper from my dad's office. You need to fill out these forms. It's a bureaucracy. That's a big part of being a cop.

And I would get pads of paper from my dad's office. You need to fill out these forms. It's a bureaucracy. That's a big part of being a cop.

Oh, that's okay. Kids are just crazy. I think it's okay if you're a kid. For a moment, I pictured like a 35-year-old neighbor. Yeah. And then it's time to call somebody.

Oh, that's okay. Kids are just crazy. I think it's okay if you're a kid. For a moment, I pictured like a 35-year-old neighbor. Yeah. And then it's time to call somebody.

Oh, that's okay. Kids are just crazy. I think it's okay if you're a kid. For a moment, I pictured like a 35-year-old neighbor. Yeah. And then it's time to call somebody.

Can I say something? You just stood up for yourself in a way that I thought was deserved.

Can I say something? You just stood up for yourself in a way that I thought was deserved.

Can I say something? You just stood up for yourself in a way that I thought was deserved.

And I don't know, I still think you're dumb, but...

And I don't know, I still think you're dumb, but...

And I don't know, I still think you're dumb, but...

Think of the three of us.

Think of the three of us.

Think of the three of us.

All right. Well, let's get this podcast going. My guest today, I am thrilled he's here. He starred in the Deadpool films and the FX series Welcome to Wrexham, which returns for a fourth season on May 15th. Absolutely delighted he's here today. He's an incredibly talented screen actor, television actor, but also one of the funnier people you will run into in life.

All right. Well, let's get this podcast going. My guest today, I am thrilled he's here. He starred in the Deadpool films and the FX series Welcome to Wrexham, which returns for a fourth season on May 15th. Absolutely delighted he's here today. He's an incredibly talented screen actor, television actor, but also one of the funnier people you will run into in life.

All right. Well, let's get this podcast going. My guest today, I am thrilled he's here. He starred in the Deadpool films and the FX series Welcome to Wrexham, which returns for a fourth season on May 15th. Absolutely delighted he's here today. He's an incredibly talented screen actor, television actor, but also one of the funnier people you will run into in life.