Conan O'Brien
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What an interesting. So she just stuck with this lie.
I wish I had known you then because you were very gullible. Yeah, I know. Can you give me some money? I'm an ATM and I ran out. OK, you don't look like an ATM. I don't remember having to put cash into an ATM, but OK. I guess they do have to be restocked. But you do have arms and legs and a head. Well, anyway, I'm a baby that only eats wallets.
I wish I had known you then because you were very gullible. Yeah, I know. Can you give me some money? I'm an ATM and I ran out. OK, you don't look like an ATM. I don't remember having to put cash into an ATM, but OK. I guess they do have to be restocked. But you do have arms and legs and a head. Well, anyway, I'm a baby that only eats wallets.
I wish I had known you then because you were very gullible. Yeah, I know. Can you give me some money? I'm an ATM and I ran out. OK, you don't look like an ATM. I don't remember having to put cash into an ATM, but OK. I guess they do have to be restocked. But you do have arms and legs and a head. Well, anyway, I'm a baby that only eats wallets.
But you're unfailingly honest. You didn't lie.
But you're unfailingly honest. You didn't lie.
But you're unfailingly honest. You didn't lie.
You're a very honest person, so there are kids that will just say stuff. Like my brother Neil, growing up, he went to a different school than I did, and he would come home, and he would just, I'd say, what did you learn today? And he'd say, oh, today we learned. And then he would just tell me things that were completely untrue. And I was just a little kid, so I believed him.
You're a very honest person, so there are kids that will just say stuff. Like my brother Neil, growing up, he went to a different school than I did, and he would come home, and he would just, I'd say, what did you learn today? And he'd say, oh, today we learned. And then he would just tell me things that were completely untrue. And I was just a little kid, so I believed him.
You're a very honest person, so there are kids that will just say stuff. Like my brother Neil, growing up, he went to a different school than I did, and he would come home, and he would just, I'd say, what did you learn today? And he'd say, oh, today we learned. And then he would just tell me things that were completely untrue. And I was just a little kid, so I believed him.
And you'd take them back to school thinking you knew some stuff? Yeah, I'd say, my brother said... Like, he's so cool. Yeah. Yeah. He told me, oh, today we learned that there's a hole that they found in the earth and they lowered a camera in it and it went to the center of the earth and they took a couple of pictures with it. Luke.
And you'd take them back to school thinking you knew some stuff? Yeah, I'd say, my brother said... Like, he's so cool. Yeah. Yeah. He told me, oh, today we learned that there's a hole that they found in the earth and they lowered a camera in it and it went to the center of the earth and they took a couple of pictures with it. Luke.
And you'd take them back to school thinking you knew some stuff? Yeah, I'd say, my brother said... Like, he's so cool. Yeah. Yeah. He told me, oh, today we learned that there's a hole that they found in the earth and they lowered a camera in it and it went to the center of the earth and they took a couple of pictures with it. Luke.
And then they felt a tugging on the line and they pulled it up and the camera was all mangled, but they were able to develop the film and they could see a T-Rex charging. And I was like, what? And he went, yeah, proof that there's a T-Rex at the center of the earth. Yeah. And Neil's a couple of years older than me and knew better.
And then they felt a tugging on the line and they pulled it up and the camera was all mangled, but they were able to develop the film and they could see a T-Rex charging. And I was like, what? And he went, yeah, proof that there's a T-Rex at the center of the earth. Yeah. And Neil's a couple of years older than me and knew better.
And then they felt a tugging on the line and they pulled it up and the camera was all mangled, but they were able to develop the film and they could see a T-Rex charging. And I was like, what? And he went, yeah, proof that there's a T-Rex at the center of the earth. Yeah. And Neil's a couple of years older than me and knew better.
Luke was always like a priest. He was just really good and like, well, I wouldn't tell an untruth. Neil would just fuck with me all the time. He told me so many lies and still does. I talk to him every day.
Luke was always like a priest. He was just really good and like, well, I wouldn't tell an untruth. Neil would just fuck with me all the time. He told me so many lies and still does. I talk to him every day.
Luke was always like a priest. He was just really good and like, well, I wouldn't tell an untruth. Neil would just fuck with me all the time. He told me so many lies and still does. I talk to him every day.
No, no, I didn't lie to Justin. I would. Justin was 10 years younger than me. He was a little kid. And so what I did to Justin was just broke his mind with strange games. So he just wanted to play cops and robbers. And I would say, oh, yeah, I told you this. Right. And I would just tangle him up in paperwork. You drew your pistol. And he'd be like, what? You drew your pistol. There's paperwork.