Conan O'Brien

I overcome my irritation to be with you today because it clearly does delight people. Okay. And that's why we're here. And there's so much to talk about, first of all, when I, I won't name the protein bar, but I have a protein bar here and you noticed it and you mistook it for a candy bar at first, but it's just a protein bar. It's covered in chocolate, right? I don't think that's chocolate.

I overcome my irritation to be with you today because it clearly does delight people. Okay. And that's why we're here. And there's so much to talk about, first of all, when I, I won't name the protein bar, but I have a protein bar here and you noticed it and you mistook it for a candy bar at first, but it's just a protein bar. It's covered in chocolate, right? I don't think that's chocolate.

That's not chocolate? There's a brown substance coating your candy bar? Yeah. I don't even know what that is, but it's not chocolate. It doesn't taste good enough to be chocolate.

That's not chocolate? There's a brown substance coating your candy bar? Yeah. I don't even know what that is, but it's not chocolate. It doesn't taste good enough to be chocolate.

That's not chocolate? There's a brown substance coating your candy bar? Yeah. I don't even know what that is, but it's not chocolate. It doesn't taste good enough to be chocolate.

Well, I can think of one. But... It's called a McShitty, this bar. And I enjoy it. It gives me that little something I need in the middle of the day. I traditionally only eat two meals a day. It gives you something you need?

Well, I can think of one. But... It's called a McShitty, this bar. And I enjoy it. It gives me that little something I need in the middle of the day. I traditionally only eat two meals a day. It gives you something you need?

Well, I can think of one. But... It's called a McShitty, this bar. And I enjoy it. It gives me that little something I need in the middle of the day. I traditionally only eat two meals a day. It gives you something you need?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, anyone listening to this right now has probably stopped their car along the side of a road and possibly is thinking of ending it all. So don't make any assumptions about what the listener is doing, okay? I don't know what's in here. I actually don't have my glasses in studio. Here, let me borrow yours, Frank. Look, Frank is letting me borrow his glasses. I can't reveal the name of the bar.

Okay, anyone listening to this right now has probably stopped their car along the side of a road and possibly is thinking of ending it all. So don't make any assumptions about what the listener is doing, okay? I don't know what's in here. I actually don't have my glasses in studio. Here, let me borrow yours, Frank. Look, Frank is letting me borrow his glasses. I can't reveal the name of the bar.

Okay, anyone listening to this right now has probably stopped their car along the side of a road and possibly is thinking of ending it all. So don't make any assumptions about what the listener is doing, okay? I don't know what's in here. I actually don't have my glasses in studio. Here, let me borrow yours, Frank. Look, Frank is letting me borrow his glasses. I can't reveal the name of the bar.

Protein blend, soy protein isolate, calcium. Right out of the gate.

Protein blend, soy protein isolate, calcium. Right out of the gate.

Protein blend, soy protein isolate, calcium. Right out of the gate.

Is it genetically modified? Well, I am. I've been genetically modified. No one's this funny naturally or this good looking. Yeah. It's sodium casinate. All this stuff that was in the Bible, in the Old Testament. Okay. Alkalized cocoa.

Is it genetically modified? Well, I am. I've been genetically modified. No one's this funny naturally or this good looking. Yeah. It's sodium casinate. All this stuff that was in the Bible, in the Old Testament. Okay. Alkalized cocoa.

Is it genetically modified? Well, I am. I've been genetically modified. No one's this funny naturally or this good looking. Yeah. It's sodium casinate. All this stuff that was in the Bible, in the Old Testament. Okay. Alkalized cocoa.