Conan O'Brien

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There you go. There's your money for your art that you just practiced by irritating me. You know, this actually leads us nicely into our topic today. Okay. Which is I wanted to talk to you about nutrition. Now, one of the things that fascinates me about you, Jordan, other than your complete lack of a heart rate or any kind of brain function, what really fascinates me about you

There you go. There's your money for your art that you just practiced by irritating me. You know, this actually leads us nicely into our topic today. Okay. Which is I wanted to talk to you about nutrition. Now, one of the things that fascinates me about you, Jordan, other than your complete lack of a heart rate or any kind of brain function, what really fascinates me about you

There you go. There's your money for your art that you just practiced by irritating me. You know, this actually leads us nicely into our topic today. Okay. Which is I wanted to talk to you about nutrition. Now, one of the things that fascinates me about you, Jordan, other than your complete lack of a heart rate or any kind of brain function, what really fascinates me about you

is that you embody so many contradictions. I'm fascinated by this strange dichotomy in your diet. You're all about healthy foods, but am I correct? You have a real weakness, fondness for junk foods.

is that you embody so many contradictions. I'm fascinated by this strange dichotomy in your diet. You're all about healthy foods, but am I correct? You have a real weakness, fondness for junk foods.

is that you embody so many contradictions. I'm fascinated by this strange dichotomy in your diet. You're all about healthy foods, but am I correct? You have a real weakness, fondness for junk foods.

You always talk like you're in a deposition. Have you noticed that? This is not a deposition. This is a conversation between two friends, me compensated, you not. I don't understand why you talk that way. So you're saying you like junk food?

You always talk like you're in a deposition. Have you noticed that? This is not a deposition. This is a conversation between two friends, me compensated, you not. I don't understand why you talk that way. So you're saying you like junk food?

You always talk like you're in a deposition. Have you noticed that? This is not a deposition. This is a conversation between two friends, me compensated, you not. I don't understand why you talk that way. So you're saying you like junk food?

Tiramisu or ice cream does not count. I'm talking about... I think, I remember going through your office and finding boxes of cereal. Okay. And let's talk about that. Okay. You like children's cereals, yes?

Tiramisu or ice cream does not count. I'm talking about... I think, I remember going through your office and finding boxes of cereal. Okay. And let's talk about that. Okay. You like children's cereals, yes?

Tiramisu or ice cream does not count. I'm talking about... I think, I remember going through your office and finding boxes of cereal. Okay. And let's talk about that. Okay. You like children's cereals, yes?

Yeah. those are not... I want specific... You're telling me about companies. I want to know the names of the cereals. Tell me the names of the cereals. Oh, great connoisseur of foods.

Yeah. those are not... I want specific... You're telling me about companies. I want to know the names of the cereals. Tell me the names of the cereals. Oh, great connoisseur of foods.

Yeah. those are not... I want specific... You're telling me about companies. I want to know the names of the cereals. Tell me the names of the cereals. Oh, great connoisseur of foods.

Not at all. Now. No, not at all. Not at all. And first of all, I'm going to make it clear. Those are your views, not mine. Yes. All these cereal companies you mentioned, I'm a big fan of. I love those companies and I'd love to be in business with them. And I'm willing to hawk or market anything that they're selling. I don't care if it's irradiated. I have no soul. But you, Jordan.

Not at all. Now. No, not at all. Not at all. And first of all, I'm going to make it clear. Those are your views, not mine. Yes. All these cereal companies you mentioned, I'm a big fan of. I love those companies and I'd love to be in business with them. And I'm willing to hawk or market anything that they're selling. I don't care if it's irradiated. I have no soul. But you, Jordan.