Conan O'Brien

I know that you like- I don't like Pop-Tarts.

That was December. I'm a good driver. We shot it in December. Wapner's on at five. Okay. Good driver. That's great. I'm happy for you that you're happy. Yeah. Processed foods are not my weakness. So your aberrant behavior, you say, comes in cravings. I do want to call something to your attention. Okay.

That was December. I'm a good driver. We shot it in December. Wapner's on at five. Okay. Good driver. That's great. I'm happy for you that you're happy. Yeah. Processed foods are not my weakness. So your aberrant behavior, you say, comes in cravings. I do want to call something to your attention. Okay.

That was December. I'm a good driver. We shot it in December. Wapner's on at five. Okay. Good driver. That's great. I'm happy for you that you're happy. Yeah. Processed foods are not my weakness. So your aberrant behavior, you say, comes in cravings. I do want to call something to your attention. Okay.

I am a fan of crime, true crime, and I've done a lot of- Crime itself or documentaries about crime? I love crime. Okay. I'm a coward myself, but if I could get away with it, I would. All right, go ahead. But serial killers, specifically, many of them have described it's their urge that comes over them every couple of years, and then they go insane.

I am a fan of crime, true crime, and I've done a lot of- Crime itself or documentaries about crime? I love crime. Okay. I'm a coward myself, but if I could get away with it, I would. All right, go ahead. But serial killers, specifically, many of them have described it's their urge that comes over them every couple of years, and then they go insane.

I am a fan of crime, true crime, and I've done a lot of- Crime itself or documentaries about crime? I love crime. Okay. I'm a coward myself, but if I could get away with it, I would. All right, go ahead. But serial killers, specifically, many of them have described it's their urge that comes over them every couple of years, and then they go insane.

Their eyes get demonic the way yours did when you were talking about Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms. And they commit these horrible acts. Their face is splattered with blood. And then they compose themselves. They clean up the scene and they go back to their, quote, regular lives where they're very contained and robotic. You exhibit all of the same traits. It's the same.

Their eyes get demonic the way yours did when you were talking about Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms. And they commit these horrible acts. Their face is splattered with blood. And then they compose themselves. They clean up the scene and they go back to their, quote, regular lives where they're very contained and robotic. You exhibit all of the same traits. It's the same.

Their eyes get demonic the way yours did when you were talking about Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms. And they commit these horrible acts. Their face is splattered with blood. And then they compose themselves. They clean up the scene and they go back to their, quote, regular lives where they're very contained and robotic. You exhibit all of the same traits. It's the same.

You're a murderer through and through.

You're a murderer through and through.

You're a murderer through and through.

All right, well, I think we've exhausted this issue. And by the way, that means that you've exhausted me. I want nothing more to do with you. We're going to take a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, we're back. I'm here with my co-host, Jordan Schlansky. Jordan, when I walk this earth and I do walk this earth, people are always asking me about you. Do you get questions when you walk around?

All right, well, I think we've exhausted this issue. And by the way, that means that you've exhausted me. I want nothing more to do with you. We're going to take a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, we're back. I'm here with my co-host, Jordan Schlansky. Jordan, when I walk this earth and I do walk this earth, people are always asking me about you. Do you get questions when you walk around?

All right, well, I think we've exhausted this issue. And by the way, that means that you've exhausted me. I want nothing more to do with you. We're going to take a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, we're back. I'm here with my co-host, Jordan Schlansky. Jordan, when I walk this earth and I do walk this earth, people are always asking me about you. Do you get questions when you walk around?

Do people come up to you and say, hey, I know you, you're that guy, Jordan? They do. Yeah. And what's their, what do you hear from those people? What's the feedback you're getting?

Do people come up to you and say, hey, I know you, you're that guy, Jordan? They do. Yeah. And what's their, what do you hear from those people? What's the feedback you're getting?

Do people come up to you and say, hey, I know you, you're that guy, Jordan? They do. Yeah. And what's their, what do you hear from those people? What's the feedback you're getting?

Well, people have tried, you know, if they see Sasquatch, they try and get a photo. So it's not always a compliment. It's like, oh, Jesus, there it is. Let me try and get a photo of it in real life before it scurries away. But people are nice to you.