Conan O'Brien

Well, people have tried, you know, if they see Sasquatch, they try and get a photo. So it's not always a compliment. It's like, oh, Jesus, there it is. Let me try and get a photo of it in real life before it scurries away. But people are nice to you.

Well, people have tried, you know, if they see Sasquatch, they try and get a photo. So it's not always a compliment. It's like, oh, Jesus, there it is. Let me try and get a photo of it in real life before it scurries away. But people are nice to you.

Do they question you about our relationship in real life?

Do they question you about our relationship in real life?

Do they question you about our relationship in real life?

They're not interested in me at all?

They're not interested in me at all?

They're not interested in me at all?

Well, it's a fascination, I have to say. Well, in the course of the time that we've been doing this radio show, you've constantly asked me when you're going to get paid. And I think there's no proof that you've actually done anything for me in 25 years of employment, and yet you've been steadily paid. So I'm just curious, why should I pay you at all?

Well, it's a fascination, I have to say. Well, in the course of the time that we've been doing this radio show, you've constantly asked me when you're going to get paid. And I think there's no proof that you've actually done anything for me in 25 years of employment, and yet you've been steadily paid. So I'm just curious, why should I pay you at all?

Well, it's a fascination, I have to say. Well, in the course of the time that we've been doing this radio show, you've constantly asked me when you're going to get paid. And I think there's no proof that you've actually done anything for me in 25 years of employment, and yet you've been steadily paid. So I'm just curious, why should I pay you at all?

You may owe me tons and tons and tons of back pay from years, years of working for me and being well compensated and living a very nice life and going to wonderful restaurants and traveling the world and doing what I can tell is nothing. Every time I've quizzed you on what you do on the show, you have no idea. And now all I do is want to chat with you briefly on the Sirius channel

You may owe me tons and tons and tons of back pay from years, years of working for me and being well compensated and living a very nice life and going to wonderful restaurants and traveling the world and doing what I can tell is nothing. Every time I've quizzed you on what you do on the show, you have no idea. And now all I do is want to chat with you briefly on the Sirius channel

You may owe me tons and tons and tons of back pay from years, years of working for me and being well compensated and living a very nice life and going to wonderful restaurants and traveling the world and doing what I can tell is nothing. Every time I've quizzed you on what you do on the show, you have no idea. And now all I do is want to chat with you briefly on the Sirius channel

And what do you say repeatedly? When am I getting paid? How much am I getting paid? Where's my money? That's offensive. I thought we were friends.

And what do you say repeatedly? When am I getting paid? How much am I getting paid? Where's my money? That's offensive. I thought we were friends.

And what do you say repeatedly? When am I getting paid? How much am I getting paid? Where's my money? That's offensive. I thought we were friends.

What is art? What are you talking about art? There's no art here.

What is art? What are you talking about art? There's no art here.

What is art? What are you talking about art? There's no art here.