Conan O'Brien

When you walk your dog and it poops, do you say, ah, the artist is done? I would like to now frame his work and pick it. Is that your attitude about what art is? I don't have a dog. It was a hypothetical dog. Yes.

When you walk your dog and it poops, do you say, ah, the artist is done? I would like to now frame his work and pick it. Is that your attitude about what art is? I don't have a dog. It was a hypothetical dog. Yes.

When you walk your dog and it poops, do you say, ah, the artist is done? I would like to now frame his work and pick it. Is that your attitude about what art is? I don't have a dog. It was a hypothetical dog. Yes.

Your eyes are insane again. Right. Are you aware what happens to your eyes? Want me to do it for you? I don't know. Your eyes get very wide. Okay. There's a sharp break, a crazy break in the eyebrows, and you get a frozen smile, otherwise known as a rictus, a frozen smile of a grinning ghoul.

Your eyes are insane again. Right. Are you aware what happens to your eyes? Want me to do it for you? I don't know. Your eyes get very wide. Okay. There's a sharp break, a crazy break in the eyebrows, and you get a frozen smile, otherwise known as a rictus, a frozen smile of a grinning ghoul.

Your eyes are insane again. Right. Are you aware what happens to your eyes? Want me to do it for you? I don't know. Your eyes get very wide. Okay. There's a sharp break, a crazy break in the eyebrows, and you get a frozen smile, otherwise known as a rictus, a frozen smile of a grinning ghoul.

The smile that a corpse gets when it starts to, you know, decompose, the muscles pull back and it gets a frozen, eerie, crazy smile. The death mask. That's your face.

The smile that a corpse gets when it starts to, you know, decompose, the muscles pull back and it gets a frozen, eerie, crazy smile. The death mask. That's your face.

The smile that a corpse gets when it starts to, you know, decompose, the muscles pull back and it gets a frozen, eerie, crazy smile. The death mask. That's your face.

Have you worked on trying to have a regular smile?

Have you worked on trying to have a regular smile?

Have you worked on trying to have a regular smile?

Well, you should work on it a little bit. You know, you only get one life. You don't want to walk around and every time. What do your kids think when you start smiling on their birthday and they think, why is that? I haven't had my smile other than they're terrified of you. I haven't had your children don't want to talk to you. They're terrified of you. Sometimes a child is too afraid.

Well, you should work on it a little bit. You know, you only get one life. You don't want to walk around and every time. What do your kids think when you start smiling on their birthday and they think, why is that? I haven't had my smile other than they're terrified of you. I haven't had your children don't want to talk to you. They're terrified of you. Sometimes a child is too afraid.

Well, you should work on it a little bit. You know, you only get one life. You don't want to walk around and every time. What do your kids think when you start smiling on their birthday and they think, why is that? I haven't had my smile other than they're terrified of you. I haven't had your children don't want to talk to you. They're terrified of you. Sometimes a child is too afraid.

When there's a masked, grinning, murderous clown in the house, a child doesn't go up to it and say, let's talk about this. So I'm just saying there's a chance here. You should talk to your wife and maybe we can help you.

When there's a masked, grinning, murderous clown in the house, a child doesn't go up to it and say, let's talk about this. So I'm just saying there's a chance here. You should talk to your wife and maybe we can help you.

When there's a masked, grinning, murderous clown in the house, a child doesn't go up to it and say, let's talk about this. So I'm just saying there's a chance here. You should talk to your wife and maybe we can help you.

It's sort of evil and maniacal. Okay. So, Jordan, we've agreed you're going to work on your smile and on just being a little more normal, okay?

It's sort of evil and maniacal. Okay. So, Jordan, we've agreed you're going to work on your smile and on just being a little more normal, okay?