Conan O'Brien

It's sort of evil and maniacal. Okay. So, Jordan, we've agreed you're going to work on your smile and on just being a little more normal, okay?

Hey, how's your workout regimen? What are you doing these days?

Hey, how's your workout regimen? What are you doing these days?

Hey, how's your workout regimen? What are you doing these days?

Why do you do that? Everyone knows... What building muscle involves, you don't have to explain the process.

Why do you do that? Everyone knows... What building muscle involves, you don't have to explain the process.

Why do you do that? Everyone knows... What building muscle involves, you don't have to explain the process.

Look at your face. You just took a torpedo of midships. You're going down by the bow. Of all my employees, you're the one that's been the most honest with me over time about my appearance. Okay. And it's not always easy for me to hear. Oh. And sometimes it's very painful for me to hear. But could you just tell me how you think I'm looking these days? Oh, how you're looking these days.

Look at your face. You just took a torpedo of midships. You're going down by the bow. Of all my employees, you're the one that's been the most honest with me over time about my appearance. Okay. And it's not always easy for me to hear. Oh. And sometimes it's very painful for me to hear. But could you just tell me how you think I'm looking these days? Oh, how you're looking these days.

Look at your face. You just took a torpedo of midships. You're going down by the bow. Of all my employees, you're the one that's been the most honest with me over time about my appearance. Okay. And it's not always easy for me to hear. Oh. And sometimes it's very painful for me to hear. But could you just tell me how you think I'm looking these days? Oh, how you're looking these days.

And you don't have to be mean if you don't on purpose.

And you don't have to be mean if you don't on purpose.

And you don't have to be mean if you don't on purpose.

No, I didn't hit puberty. No, I just skates. But I stayed erect.

No, I didn't hit puberty. No, I just skates. But I stayed erect.

No, I didn't hit puberty. No, I just skates. But I stayed erect.

But why you I mean, you can say clearly I work out. Isn't that clear to you?

But why you I mean, you can say clearly I work out. Isn't that clear to you?

But why you I mean, you can say clearly I work out. Isn't that clear to you?

When I walk into a room, what are you thinking?