Conan O'Brien

This is one of my proudest happy moments.

I would do all these riffs in the writer's room that outrageous over the top, where I would almost play this over the top.

who's incredibly abusive.

And I would come into a room and someone would start to talk and I would say, play, yeah.

But I remember at a time I was on this jag of saying like, why don't you have a big tall glass of shut up juice?

And it was just a really stupid, childish put down that I was doing.

And I would do it whenever someone was taking a swig of something, I'd be like, a little more, just after they had pitched something, I'd be like, oh, a little more shut up juice, huh?

Wet the whistle with some.

And they, Tommy left and,

because he was going to go write for professional wrestling.

And he told me, hey, you got to tune in.

I wrote this for The Rock.

He's taunting one of his opponents and he tells him, why don't you go have...

a tall glass of shut up juice.

And I was so thrilled and I watched it and sure enough, The Rock was like, hey, I'll tell you something.

And he's got like, maybe you should just go have a long, tall glass of shut up juice.

And then they cut to people in the arena and they're like holding their heads like, The Rock got him!

And then I think the following week, someone had a sign that said, shut up, Juice.

And I was in heaven.

Oh, that's a payoff.