Conan O'Brien

They didn't even have that room. She rented that room when she heard that Lucas was going to be talking to me. Paying a lot of money right now to stay away. Lucas, is there any way that I can help you? I like to help people and you seem like a nice guy and I'd like to help you in any way I can.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you came to the right guy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'll tell you a true story, Lucas. I used to play a lot of basketball with just kids in the neighborhood. There was a hoop. There was a school across the street. There was a hoop there. And so my brother and his friends would get together and a bunch of us would play. My sister Kate would come over and play. She's a good athlete.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you came to the right guy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'll tell you a true story, Lucas. I used to play a lot of basketball with just kids in the neighborhood. There was a hoop. There was a school across the street. There was a hoop there. And so my brother and his friends would get together and a bunch of us would play. My sister Kate would come over and play. She's a good athlete.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you came to the right guy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'll tell you a true story, Lucas. I used to play a lot of basketball with just kids in the neighborhood. There was a hoop. There was a school across the street. There was a hoop there. And so my brother and his friends would get together and a bunch of us would play. My sister Kate would come over and play. She's a good athlete.

And we would have these games. These just pickup games in the neighborhood. And I spent all my time- describing who my character was. I would stop the game and describe who my character was, how he had done time in prison for murdering a fan in the stands, but got off on a technicality. I would go on and on and on. Then I would talk constantly.

And we would have these games. These just pickup games in the neighborhood. And I spent all my time- describing who my character was. I would stop the game and describe who my character was, how he had done time in prison for murdering a fan in the stands, but got off on a technicality. I would go on and on and on. Then I would talk constantly.

And we would have these games. These just pickup games in the neighborhood. And I spent all my time- describing who my character was. I would stop the game and describe who my character was, how he had done time in prison for murdering a fan in the stands, but got off on a technicality. I would go on and on and on. Then I would talk constantly.

When they would pass me the ball, I would start talking as my character.

When they would pass me the ball, I would start talking as my character.

When they would pass me the ball, I would start talking as my character.

And it was so... I mean, occasionally people would be laughing, but a lot of times they were just annoyed and frustrated. And so all I did was talk. So, yes, you came to the right place. I swear I could teach you guys to trash talk. I would be so good at it. That would be great. Go ahead.

And it was so... I mean, occasionally people would be laughing, but a lot of times they were just annoyed and frustrated. And so all I did was talk. So, yes, you came to the right place. I swear I could teach you guys to trash talk. I would be so good at it. That would be great. Go ahead.

And it was so... I mean, occasionally people would be laughing, but a lot of times they were just annoyed and frustrated. And so all I did was talk. So, yes, you came to the right place. I swear I could teach you guys to trash talk. I would be so good at it. That would be great. Go ahead.

No, it in no way helped my game. It in no way helped my game because there were long periods of time where I'm holding the ball, not moving and not trying to score or pass, but just monologuing. As my character, Nicky Fiss. Nicky Fiss was actually one of them. His name was Nicky Fiss, P-H-I-S-S. Oh, God. And he had done time in prison for attacking an old woman in the stands.

No, it in no way helped my game. It in no way helped my game because there were long periods of time where I'm holding the ball, not moving and not trying to score or pass, but just monologuing. As my character, Nicky Fiss. Nicky Fiss was actually one of them. His name was Nicky Fiss, P-H-I-S-S. Oh, God. And he had done time in prison for attacking an old woman in the stands.

No, it in no way helped my game. It in no way helped my game because there were long periods of time where I'm holding the ball, not moving and not trying to score or pass, but just monologuing. As my character, Nicky Fiss. Nicky Fiss was actually one of them. His name was Nicky Fiss, P-H-I-S-S. Oh, God. And he had done time in prison for attacking an old woman in the stands.

And she had died and he had gone to prison for manslaughter, but then got out on a technicality. That is a real story. And I remember my brother Luke holding his head in his hands saying, can you just pass the ball? And I would be the announcer. This is Nikki's first time since being let out of prison on a technicality, may I remind you. Nikki Fisk murdered a 72-year-old fan. In the stands.

And she had died and he had gone to prison for manslaughter, but then got out on a technicality. That is a real story. And I remember my brother Luke holding his head in his hands saying, can you just pass the ball? And I would be the announcer. This is Nikki's first time since being let out of prison on a technicality, may I remind you. Nikki Fisk murdered a 72-year-old fan. In the stands.

And she had died and he had gone to prison for manslaughter, but then got out on a technicality. That is a real story. And I remember my brother Luke holding his head in his hands saying, can you just pass the ball? And I would be the announcer. This is Nikki's first time since being let out of prison on a technicality, may I remind you. Nikki Fisk murdered a 72-year-old fan. In the stands.

We have tape of it now. We'll go to it now. And they were just begging me to play. So I will make your team more vocal. I will make your team great trash talkers. Will you be better at basketball? No. Will you be worse? Yes. This will not help your game.