Conan O'Brien

Oh, she's been calling us. We got some calls from Zoe. Can you talk to him? Can you set it up? Okay. I would say if you want to put on weight quickly, and this is my advice for not just you, but anyone in Amsterdam. In fact, anyone in Europe, I would say move to America. Live here for six months and you will put on a ton of weight.

Oh, she's been calling us. We got some calls from Zoe. Can you talk to him? Can you set it up? Okay. I would say if you want to put on weight quickly, and this is my advice for not just you, but anyone in Amsterdam. In fact, anyone in Europe, I would say move to America. Live here for six months and you will put on a ton of weight.

Oh, she's been calling us. We got some calls from Zoe. Can you talk to him? Can you set it up? Okay. I would say if you want to put on weight quickly, and this is my advice for not just you, but anyone in Amsterdam. In fact, anyone in Europe, I would say move to America. Live here for six months and you will put on a ton of weight.

And you won't even know what happened, but that seems to be, that's just the American way.

And you won't even know what happened, but that seems to be, that's just the American way.

And you won't even know what happened, but that seems to be, that's just the American way.

Yeah, just live here and you will gain weight. So that's what I would say is move here. Now it's not gonna be muscle, it's not gonna be lean muscle mass, but you will put on, you'll go back to Amsterdam, you will weigh 240 pounds. And you'll have had three knee replacements and you'll still be only 26 years old.

Yeah, just live here and you will gain weight. So that's what I would say is move here. Now it's not gonna be muscle, it's not gonna be lean muscle mass, but you will put on, you'll go back to Amsterdam, you will weigh 240 pounds. And you'll have had three knee replacements and you'll still be only 26 years old.

Yeah, just live here and you will gain weight. So that's what I would say is move here. Now it's not gonna be muscle, it's not gonna be lean muscle mass, but you will put on, you'll go back to Amsterdam, you will weigh 240 pounds. And you'll have had three knee replacements and you'll still be only 26 years old.

108 kilos.

108 kilos.

108 kilos.

You'll weigh 108 kilos. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of car? Do you have a car or do you drive around on a bicycle?

You'll weigh 108 kilos. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of car? Do you have a car or do you drive around on a bicycle?

You'll weigh 108 kilos. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of car? Do you have a car or do you drive around on a bicycle?

I knew it. Do you ever go la la la la la when you're on your bicycle?

I knew it. Do you ever go la la la la la when you're on your bicycle?

I knew it. Do you ever go la la la la la when you're on your bicycle?

Because when I was in Amsterdam, true story, I was standing on a bridge and two beautiful girls, literally two of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen that were wearing plaid skirts drove by together on one bicycle, not a bicycle built for two, one girl and another girl, like, you know, and these women were, I want to say they were like 19, 20.

Because when I was in Amsterdam, true story, I was standing on a bridge and two beautiful girls, literally two of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen that were wearing plaid skirts drove by together on one bicycle, not a bicycle built for two, one girl and another girl, like, you know, and these women were, I want to say they were like 19, 20.