Conan O'Brien

I'm playing with the dogs. I'm walking them. And then I drove around in my pickup truck yesterday. And I went and I parked on the street and I'm walking down the street and I see an Erewhon. And I go in and I wait in the line. And then I look at the smoothies and I panic and get the only smoothie I know, which is the Hailey Bieber smoothie.

And so I said, I didn't want to say I'll have the Hailey Bieber smoothie. So I went, I'll have that raspberry one. And the guy was like, the Hailey Bieber smoothie. And I went, the raspberry one. And he went, you want the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating smoothie.

And so I said, I didn't want to say I'll have the Hailey Bieber smoothie. So I went, I'll have that raspberry one. And the guy was like, the Hailey Bieber smoothie. And I went, the raspberry one. And he went, you want the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating smoothie.

And so I said, I didn't want to say I'll have the Hailey Bieber smoothie. So I went, I'll have that raspberry one. And the guy was like, the Hailey Bieber smoothie. And I went, the raspberry one. And he went, you want the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating smoothie.

They didn't get her name wrong. No. And it said Cohan, C-O-H-A-N on it. And then I went and I sat alone at this little table and it's the most embarrassing looking smoothie you've ever seen because it's got little swirls of red and then there's like a creamy swirl and I sat there and I'm like, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Why did you slip it

They didn't get her name wrong. No. And it said Cohan, C-O-H-A-N on it. And then I went and I sat alone at this little table and it's the most embarrassing looking smoothie you've ever seen because it's got little swirls of red and then there's like a creamy swirl and I sat there and I'm like, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Why did you slip it

They didn't get her name wrong. No. And it said Cohan, C-O-H-A-N on it. And then I went and I sat alone at this little table and it's the most embarrassing looking smoothie you've ever seen because it's got little swirls of red and then there's like a creamy swirl and I sat there and I'm like, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Why did you slip it

there because I panicked and I sat and there's a big picture window and bang bang bang against the window and I look out and there's a guy like a fan goes gives me the big thumbs up and I have the straw in my lips and I'm going and I gave a thumbs up back and then another fan bang bang bang bang and I gave the okay sign. They're all running home.

there because I panicked and I sat and there's a big picture window and bang bang bang against the window and I look out and there's a guy like a fan goes gives me the big thumbs up and I have the straw in my lips and I'm going and I gave a thumbs up back and then another fan bang bang bang bang and I gave the okay sign. They're all running home.

there because I panicked and I sat and there's a big picture window and bang bang bang against the window and I look out and there's a guy like a fan goes gives me the big thumbs up and I have the straw in my lips and I'm going and I gave a thumbs up back and then another fan bang bang bang bang and I gave the okay sign. They're all running home.

I saw Conan eating the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating nature giving ovulation smoothie.

I saw Conan eating the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating nature giving ovulation smoothie.

I saw Conan eating the Hailey Bieber skin exfoliating nature giving ovulation smoothie.

You're not going to last. I'm not going to last. Please, can someone... Someone find out where I live and come into the house and cook for me. We're just going to bring you Hailey Bieber smoothies. I know. I'm going to go get like a blood test and they're going to say your body is just made.

You're not going to last. I'm not going to last. Please, can someone... Someone find out where I live and come into the house and cook for me. We're just going to bring you Hailey Bieber smoothies. I know. I'm going to go get like a blood test and they're going to say your body is just made.

You're not going to last. I'm not going to last. Please, can someone... Someone find out where I live and come into the house and cook for me. We're just going to bring you Hailey Bieber smoothies. I know. I'm going to go get like a blood test and they're going to say your body is just made.

They're going to look up and go from the microscope and go, have you been just living off of Hailey Bieber smoothies?

They're going to look up and go from the microscope and go, have you been just living off of Hailey Bieber smoothies?

They're going to look up and go from the microscope and go, have you been just living off of Hailey Bieber smoothies?

Sir, you have breasts now. You're leaving. I leave with a training bra. Yeah. My lips are all plump. Suddenly people are saying, you should model. All right. My guest today is a hilarious comedian and writer. I hope she can cook for me. And now I'm just going to start booking people who I hope will cook for me, who has worked on such shows as Seinfeld, Hacks, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Good God.