Conan O'Brien

Sir, you have breasts now. You're leaving. I leave with a training bra. Yeah. My lips are all plump. Suddenly people are saying, you should model. All right. My guest today is a hilarious comedian and writer. I hope she can cook for me. And now I'm just going to start booking people who I hope will cook for me, who has worked on such shows as Seinfeld, Hacks, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Good God.

Sir, you have breasts now. You're leaving. I leave with a training bra. Yeah. My lips are all plump. Suddenly people are saying, you should model. All right. My guest today is a hilarious comedian and writer. I hope she can cook for me. And now I'm just going to start booking people who I hope will cook for me, who has worked on such shows as Seinfeld, Hacks, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Good God.

She's worked on so many great shows. Now she has a new book, How to Write a Funny Speech for a Wedding Bar Mitzvah Graduation and Every Other Event You Didn't Want to Go to in the First Place. Thrilled to be here today. Carol Leifer, welcome. We have crossed paths many times, but never had a chance to sit down. And this is a treat for me because I've wanted to talk to you.

She's worked on so many great shows. Now she has a new book, How to Write a Funny Speech for a Wedding Bar Mitzvah Graduation and Every Other Event You Didn't Want to Go to in the First Place. Thrilled to be here today. Carol Leifer, welcome. We have crossed paths many times, but never had a chance to sit down. And this is a treat for me because I've wanted to talk to you.

She's worked on so many great shows. Now she has a new book, How to Write a Funny Speech for a Wedding Bar Mitzvah Graduation and Every Other Event You Didn't Want to Go to in the First Place. Thrilled to be here today. Carol Leifer, welcome. We have crossed paths many times, but never had a chance to sit down. And this is a treat for me because I've wanted to talk to you.

And this is our opportunity right now.

And this is our opportunity right now.

And this is our opportunity right now.

Because we've worked side by side. We just did the Oscars together. You're a writer on the Oscars. I was hosting the Oscars. And yet there's all this running around and we keep passing each other in the hallway. So it's nice to sit down because you have, in my opinion, one of the best... careers of any comedy writer I can imagine.

Because we've worked side by side. We just did the Oscars together. You're a writer on the Oscars. I was hosting the Oscars. And yet there's all this running around and we keep passing each other in the hallway. So it's nice to sit down because you have, in my opinion, one of the best... careers of any comedy writer I can imagine.

Because we've worked side by side. We just did the Oscars together. You're a writer on the Oscars. I was hosting the Oscars. And yet there's all this running around and we keep passing each other in the hallway. So it's nice to sit down because you have, in my opinion, one of the best... careers of any comedy writer I can imagine.

I'm explaining it to you as if you've lost your memory in an accident. I'm a doctor that's come in and I'm telling you, your name is Carol Leifer. You've written on Seinfeld, Hacks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Saturday Night Live, The Larry Sanders Show, and 10 Academy Award shows.

I'm explaining it to you as if you've lost your memory in an accident. I'm a doctor that's come in and I'm telling you, your name is Carol Leifer. You've written on Seinfeld, Hacks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Saturday Night Live, The Larry Sanders Show, and 10 Academy Award shows.

I'm explaining it to you as if you've lost your memory in an accident. I'm a doctor that's come in and I'm telling you, your name is Carol Leifer. You've written on Seinfeld, Hacks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Saturday Night Live, The Larry Sanders Show, and 10 Academy Award shows.

That's insanity.

That's insanity.

That's insanity.

Yes. Killed it in 1952. Thank you. Thank you very much. You were a fetus when you wrote for that show. There's so much to talk about because there's the world of comedy writing. But what I want to start with is you come from the world of stand-up 1970s.

Yes. Killed it in 1952. Thank you. Thank you very much. You were a fetus when you wrote for that show. There's so much to talk about because there's the world of comedy writing. But what I want to start with is you come from the world of stand-up 1970s.

Yes. Killed it in 1952. Thank you. Thank you very much. You were a fetus when you wrote for that show. There's so much to talk about because there's the world of comedy writing. But what I want to start with is you come from the world of stand-up 1970s.