Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Which, by the way, mommy milkers was the name of my ska band when I was in college.
Yeah, we opened for the Breastie Boys.
Okay, I'll stop.
Next, roses are red.
This is the next opener.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I hope my wife doesn't find out about you, dot, dot, dot, kidding, laughing emoji.
This one is magnetic because the poem is creative, it's charming, and the joke gets a laugh.
It got a laugh from me anyway, and it would get a laugh from a lot of women.
And if you get that woman laughing, then you're 99% ahead of other guys.
Okay, get ready for the next one.
Here we go.
I want to chop you up into little pieces, roast you, and eat you up.
You are yum.
Mortifying.
Just mortifying.
And it gives me an idea for a rom-com featuring Hannibal Lecter.
I'm calling it When Harry Ate Sally.
Okay, here's a little quick dating coach pep talk halfway through this silly little list.
Are you noticing how low the bar is for a good opener?