Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I'm going to take 15 openers that I found and put them into these three buckets.
Some are meh, some are magnificent, some are mortifying.
And I think you're going to get a really good kick out of this.
And you might even get a couple that you'll want to use.
So here we go.
15 let's go in no particular order.
Here's the first one.
Okay, this guy wrote, let's start with the one I just gave you.
If you lost like five to 10 pounds, you would be perfect.
Mortifying.
I'll categorize that as mortifying.
Basically, if he gained five to 10 IQ points, then he would never would have sent that opener.
It's like when I read that, I thought, what did he expect her to say?
Oh my God, thanks.
Negging is my love language.
When's our wedding?
It felt and smacked like that old school negging technique that you might have heard about.
Here's what she wrote back, by the way.
She wrote back, does insulting women on dating apps usually work well for you?
Genuinely curious.