Conor Pope

And of course, you're sweating into this ridiculous coat.

And then, of course, you forget which pocket you put your passport in.

And it's like just so stressful.

I never actually tried it out in an airport because I do have some degree of shame.

Yeah.

Again, this is something I'm really good at.

I am not so good.

Most people... There's something called a golden hour in airport speak.

And the golden hour is the 60 minutes after you go through security and before you have to head for your plane.

And airports are incredibly good at exploiting this golden hour because they know that you're bored.

Yeah.

They know that you've time on your hands and they know that you probably have a few bob in your pocket because you're going on holiday.

So it's like, yeah, I will buy those extra pair of sunglasses.

Or I'll buy that dumb pair of shorts in the shop or whatever it might be.

And they know that and they relentlessly exploit it.

So I always think that you should almost go through the shopping halls in any airport like a horse with blinkers.

It's like, I am not going to look left or right.

And I know people think, oh, that's really miserable.

But there is no point in spending 150 quid in the airport on stuff that you don't need and is inevitably bad value for money.

I mean, people think, oh, my God, the perfume, the cosmetics.