Corey Heider

Okay, then down to the street.

So we're talking.

75 feet of three inch pipe filled with doodoo and buku berries, okay?

The whole nine, bro.

The whole nine.

And he's like trying to find it and this and that and the third and he goes out to the street and there's like a little turn and he turns it and he's like, I found it, bro.

And he jams this fucking giant snake, bro.

This giant.

And it hits this thing and he's standing right over it, like looking down into it.

Like that's, I know better than that.

You shan't do that, right?

And he bust that thing loose.

And what it happened to be was bacon grease.

Because, you know, I'm used to renting.

I'm still not.

So bacon grease and literally...

A five gallon bucket of undigested peanuts.

Because I was going through a crunchy peanut butter phase at that point.

Dude, bro, I cannot, I literally had to like get the squirrels out of my yard for months because they were like, so this thing breaks loose, this fucking hard ball of bacon grease and then like a fire hydrant of peanuts.

and he's sitting there loving it dude he's like excited like he was waiting for old faithful to go off and he's like i got it i'm like you're standing in it bro this ain't fucking splash mountain bro fuck out of there cousin yeah that is that is hepatitis the plumbing something i could never dude