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Cory Doctorow

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Ad prices go way up.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Ad fraud explodes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Procter & Gamble in 2017 zeroed out its $200 million per year surveillance advertising spend, saw a $0 drop in sales because to a first approximation, all those ads disappeared down the fraud hole.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Right.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Advertisers had to put the whole article if they wanted it shown just to their subscribers, let alone recommend it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

So they're fully substitutive now.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

No one's going to their website.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

And the only way to monetize it is with this corrupt ad network.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

And we've got this feed that has got this homeopathic residue of stuff we asked to see.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

The void is filled with things people pay billions of dollars to show us, and they're getting raw blind.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

So this is ideal for Facebook.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

All the value is withdrawn except for the minimum needed.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

But it's kind of a brittle equilibrium because the difference between I hate Facebook, but I can't seem to stop coming here, and I hate Facebook, and I'm not coming back.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Facebook panics.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

Being technical people, they have a technical term for panicking.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

They call it pivoting.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

And so Mark Zuckerberg, one morning, he arises from his sarcophagus.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

And he says, hearken to me, brothers and sisters, for I have had a vision.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

I know I told you that your future would be arguing with your most racist uncle using this primitive text interface I invented so that I could non-consensually rate the of Harvard undergraduates.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Bails Out Farmers & Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Pitch Airport "Improvements" | Cory Doctorow

However, the true future is that I will convert you and everyone you love into a legless, sexless, low polygon, heavily surveilled cartoon character so that I can imprison you in this virtual world I stole from a 25-year-old satirical dystopian cyberpunk novel that I call the metaverse.