Courtney Miller

Und ich fühle mich so, als wäre sie in einem Gefängnis ihres eigenen Lebens. Je mehr sie sich in diese Idee einbringt, desto stärker wird sie das machen. Sie schaut nach all den Wegen, wie er sich verletzen wird. Sie sucht nach Wegen, wie er sich verletzen wird. Wenn du die Welt startest zu filteren, wie das passieren wird, dann wird es so passieren, wie du es willst.

Wenn ich all die Wege suche, wie er wirklich gut ist, wie er ein wirklich guter Mann ist, wenn sie das durchführt, wird sie beginnen, all die Wege zu sehen, die er für sie durchführt und über sie denkt. Und es fühlt sich an, als ob sie sogar einige davon geschrieben hat, richtig?

Ich habe das Gefühl, dass sie nicht so vigil ist, um die Fotos im ersten Moment zu bekommen. Sag ihm, Frank, kannst du eine Foto von mir und unserer Tochter nehmen?

Das war das, was ich gerade gesagt habe. Ich dachte, warum nicht einfach hirten?

Ja, sie haben gesprochen. Und ich will sagen über das Hören eines Fotografen. Hand the phone to... Can you help me for two minutes? Can you take a couple candid photos?

You didn't need hag.

She was being jealous. I didn't get hag.

Damn, bro. And also, what if life was a rom-com? Right!

I guess it goes either way too.

Das ist interessant. Meine erste Inklusion ist, ich will wissen, was der andere Mann's Deal ist. Okay, lass mich das erklären. Wenn er hotter oder mehr erfolgreich ist, würde ich sagen, fuck, sie ist aufgewachsen. Sie hat sich geupgradiert. Und ich bin mit dem Schlub, der mein Mann ist, verbunden. Nein. Nein. That's my inclination.

There you go. He's got a bunch of eggs to live up in their base.

Oh.

Just because it's in jealousy, so I'm looking at a lens through jealousy. And maybe she knows stories about her hurting the husband, so she just wants the worst for her.

A second jealous hag. Shane. I'm like, I'm like,

Taking out the trash, bitch.

Fuck off. She's gotta go.

You're gonna miss me. I'm the best thing that's ever gonna come to you. Bye. I'm gonna lie to you, I'm gonna test you without knowing, I'm gonna pretend to be people I'm not. I'm gonna make your relationship with your coworker possibly weird. Ja. Or a hobby.

Like you catch, or I guess she, that was best case scenario is that she doesn't,

Ich bin gerade auch auf Instagram, wie du die Dinge siehst, die Leute lieben, die du folgst. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es verändert mich ein bisschen im Spiel. Denn es gibt ein paar Jungs, die ich liebe. Und ich schaue, wie sie sich engagieren und lieben. Und es ist etwas seltsames. Und es ist ein interessanter Scheiß. Und ich bin so, oh, oh nein. Oh nein, ja.

Siehst du, ich fühle mich wie... Es gibt so rassistische Lachen und ich bin so, du magst das? Du dachtest, das wäre lustig?

Oh nein. Das ist schwer. Wenn du siehst, wenn du auf Reels bist, dann zeigt es dir, was deine Freunde mögen. Ich klicke manchmal drauf.

Courtney's like, I think I'm jealous of you. Or it's like Spencer Thirst Traps. Courtney would be like, I get it.

Whoa, it's gonna be good.

Gingy.

Maybe he's like ginger and she calls him Gingy. Okay, okay.

Babe. Daddy Warbucks.

Yeah, it's his sister. They have a completely different dynamic.

The oldest son is always Bubba. So my dad's Bubba, I'm Bubba. Wow, funny. Especially for grandparents too, Nana, Dada, Mami.

Und es ist auch so, wenn meine Freunde einen Namen für mich haben, wie meine College-Freunde einen Namen für mich haben. Ja. Aber wenn mein Partner war wie, ich mag es nicht, dass sie dir diesen Namen nennen.

Ja, aber ein Nachnamen ist nicht wie ein Baby. Es ist nicht wie ein... Es ist nicht wie ein... ein Kindernamen. Es ist wie ein spezifisches... zu dieser Person. Nicht etwas, das du jemandem umdrehen kannst. Richtig. Richtig. Ja.

Ich würde wahrscheinlich niemanden anderen Rosh nennen. Richtig.

Dann wäre ich so... Das ist seltsam. Das ist Rosh. Ich kenne sie, bevor ich dich kannte. Was redest du da drüber?

Aber nur Sif in Absolut.

Maybe she didn't get enough love as a child.

I would, okay, so I want to say no. I do want to say no. But I have to say yes. Eigentlich nicht mit Wins und so. Ich bin wirklich gut damit. Ich bin so glücklich, dass du das hast. Auch wenn ich für die gleiche Partie bin. Ich fühle das Glück. Ich hätte es lieber bekommen. Was ist das, wenn man weinend und traurig ist?

Die andere Frau aus der letzten Geschichte sollte nicht in Am I the Devil gewesen sein, glaube ich nicht. Richtig? Das ist ein bisschen verrückt.

I want to hurt today.

That was nice. But also, the doctor, we're omitting a possibility that it was the most beautiful baby and then a new baby.

Das ist natürliche Reaktion, Baby.

Die Babys werden alle besser. Die Erde wird heißer. Die Babys werden heißer. Ja. Lasst uns fahren. Leute, gute Nachrichten.

Ich denke, ich habe es gelernt. Ich weiß nicht, was es ist, aber ich denke, ich habe etwas gelernt.

Bye.

Es ist auch das seltsame, nicht Fetisch, aber es ist das seltsame, manche Leute mögen den Schaden davon. Und wenn der Schaden weg ist, wenn ich nicht die andere Frau bin, wenn ich die Frau bin. Oder die Macht. Entschuldigung, ich sollte nicht Frau sagen. Wenn ich die andere Person in der Beziehung bin, wenn ich nicht der primäre Partner bin.

Oh no. This is sad.

I'm like, pull yourself together!

You look like a lovely man, lovely guy.

I think it's one of those unfortunate things where it's just an idea that I think some guys don't fully think through. They just go, oh, I'm embarrassed. And they don't touch it. They don't graze it. They don't critical think it for an extra moment or two where it's like, hey, it's actually. It's like when you're talking to a therapist. Hope a lot of people listening relate to this.

I'm talking to my therapist and I'm like, I'm just scared this is going to happen. And the therapist goes, well, what happens when that happens? And I go, oh, nothing. that was stupid to be scared of. It takes five seconds to think about it.

Gay men notorious for buying pads and tampons.

Oh, my God.

He said she can't break up with him because he depends on... Wait, sorry, is OP... Did I...

Yeah, that's terrifying and like sleep can be, you know, I cherish sleep a lot, so I can understand when you really need to sleep at a specific night or something, and then it's not being taken from you. It can feel really, like you can feel grouchy. And then when you're not getting good sleep, you're cranky.

And that's just not fun, but I don't understand getting up, slamming doors, screaming and shouting, and for that to just be like, Like, I don't understand how this is happening, and then, like, are they talking about it? Or, like, what's happening? Like, that sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah, I think it's good to always, like, if you want to be one who notices red flags really well, but also being able to notice the green flags, too.

Yeah, you just gotta talk. You just gotta talk. If I was in this situation, I'd be like, hey, clearly this is not healthy for either of us. I know that things are tough right now. I mean, it's weird, because it doesn't really reflect on the dynamic of their relationship, but it kind of still does, where it's like, I would never be willing to slam doors and scream and bang things with you.

Like, listen, like, you snore, but like, like.

You are, I will say, is this okay to talk about? Yeah, yeah. You're a very deep sleeper, and there have been times where the snoring is a honk, shoo, roar. Yeah. And I will like, sometimes all it takes is like a, like a this, or sometimes it's like this, but then sometimes I'm like. Shane. Shane.

Shane.

Shane. And then I'm like. And sometimes, I'll try other stuff. Eventually, like, if I have a cold foot, that way.

I just can't imagine getting to that point with someone.

You gotta separate, yes. That's what it's teetering on. Oh, yeah.

That is true. Oh, true. I mean, I don't think they're thinking about that. I think they're just trying to, like, stop the snoring and the rhythm of it. But, like, you could, like, go to the freezer, get an ice cube. Get an ice cube or something. I've never done that. But I'm just thinking, like, there's other ways to, like, reset. And, like, it just doesn't feel like they're talking about it.

Like, it feels like this happens in the night as if, like, there was a werewolf that passed through. And then the next day it's just, like...

And appreciate them.

Yeah, you sleep paralysis? You okay, dude?

They're in the ceiling corner just like... Oh no. I would say too, I feel it's kind of devastating to hear someone say, I can't break up with them because they depend on me financially. It's like, that's probably... This person is kind of treating you in a certain way knowing that you won't leave them. Obviously, I think I'm definitely assuming a lot of things, but I think people need to...

Like, you're an adult, like, and they're an adult, too. Like, you've got to take care of yourself, and they've got to figure it out, too, you know?

It's such a grueling process, too.

That's stressful. With the sleep apnea, you have to spend the night in a hospital, and they have to monitor your sleep.

Let's go. Yes. Sorry. I'm real excited. I'm real excited.

The paralysis demon swooped in and saved me.

And now- Which is fun.

Okay.

Wow, yeah, that's like putting in work. And I had a feeling, I was like, I hope that they can find a way to sleep separately. That's becoming a lot more common nowadays in all types of communities and partnerships, like having their own bedrooms, having their own beds, even just having your own comforter if you share a bed.

Just doing little things like that are super common, and that's really great. It sucks that it took this stressful time to help people figure themselves out, but now they both understand each other and themselves a lot more, so that's cool.

That's some green flag stuff.

I think if I were OP and I saw my partner doing those things, I would appreciate that things are changing. I think that those screams would echo through my brain for the rest of my life, unfortunately, I think.

The fact that red flag, but we're honest about it. That's good. Hi, Shane.

Yeah, and it seems like... they're very emotionally intelligent in the way that they were like, oh, I might have something going on and getting diagnosed with autism. That's really helpful to understand yourself and stuff.

Yeah.

Oh my god, okay, let's go.

OK. Bing bong. Bing bong. Bing bong.

That's so funny.

Yeah, because in my mind, I'm like, some earrings last forever, but some, like, don't. So if you were to buy me, like, the same pair or a newer pair of, like, I'd be like, oh, this is sick. This is great because sometimes the clasp gets a little loose and things like that. But dang, I mean, I think she's been feeling this for a while and she's been trying to, like, kind of.

like, mend this over time by expressing what she wants and what she prefers. Because she went to, I feel invisible over a pair of earrings. And they're engaged, right?

Oh, okay.

And I want to say like it's possible when he was looking for earrings he was like well she likes ones like this. Like I feel like I've seen her wear ones like this so maybe she'll like these. And maybe he was insecure or nervous to venture further out of the comfort zone and like have his taste kinda enter the equation. You know, cause I can understand being nervous that you pick something ugly.

And so you're just like, I'm gonna stick to what I know. I can see that being potential.

Yeah, it's very possible. Like, yeah, because... Something like earrings is specific, and I have my particular taste, and yeah, some people just don't care about that stuff at all. So I don't know. I feel like, yeah, it's just that we need more.

I can see that. Hearing those comments, I see where that comes from. I don't know if you guys have seen this on TikTok where there was this one boyfriend who had like a cheat sheet for his girlfriend and it was like her favorite color, her favorite, like her Taco Bell order, like all these specific things that he just wants to keep on hand.

And it's like, I'm sure he'll eventually actually like remember those or already does, but it is sweet. Like, you know, that's what this partner's, you know, in competition with. That's what's up. You know, and so I get that feeling she's having.

Yeah, we've got a lot of those happening. And getting her an extra pair. I mean, because here's the thing. She... I don't like to... I'm not really a fan of when people ask me what I want. I don't... I'm not really a fan of, like, I want this exact thing. Please get it for me. Like, I will just get it for myself at that point. I will get just as much joy getting it for myself.

So she went as far as to go, please, like, will you get me earrings for Valentine's Day? Like, asking... literally handing to him what she wanted, going as far as sending links and websites of what he wanted. And it's also like, when we're playing a video game and we're stuck in a spot, we go and look it up. Go look at your partner's Instagram, dude. Look at pictures of her.

Look at the earrings she's wearing. You don't have to depend on memory. If you're in the same room as her while you're online shopping, use the cheat codes that you have that are your eyes.

No, especially when you ask. I think it's, hey, at least he did it. But again, the bar is so low sometimes.

I'm glad they are, I'm always so curious when people say we moved past it. It doesn't sound like, that doesn't sound like.

We grew from it. We're stronger from it. We talked about it. It's all good. It's just we moved past it.

Yeah, like constantly negotiating your own needs with, yeah.

Good morning. It's awesome. Saturday morning.

This is so different than what I thought it was gonna be.

And you don't just control alt delete a tattoo. It is a process. It's painful. It's expensive. It takes time. Not everybody's Pete Davidson and can afford that shit.

I think it's insensitive to be like, you're over her, right? It's like, you mean grieving the loss of her? Like, I can mourn or appreciate this as much as I need. It's not infringing upon the relationship or on the partner.

I feel really disappointed by this girlfriend because, like, she's older than him and she's... It just feels uncomfy. It feels like she's in competition and is uncomfortable with something that is there because of someone who has passed away. It's not like this ex is out there tattooed. There were so many other ways that I thought that story was going to go.

And this is like literally he is completely in the ring.

all tattoos are stuck in the past. They're literally like, as someone, it's, at first I was like, oh, it's his only tattoo and it's about his ex. That is a little cringe. But like, there's no, there's no reason for this to not be okay. Like, everybody has tattoos that they get from different eras and like, I'm someone who believes that even if I don't agree with a tattoo anymore or like,

The meaning of tattoos can change all the time and it's just like trauma or stories in our life where it's like it made us who we are, it's part of who we are, and we get to keep on living and this isn't holding me back, it's not defining me or keeping me in a place that I'm not anymore.

This is... a thing we see a lot in partners, in, like, relationships where someone is trying to set a boundary, but it's a boundary that's on the other person, like, infringing on their existence, on their actions. Like, you are being controlling. You're not setting a boundary.

And, like, if this is saying, do this for me, yeah, like you say, it's manipulative, it's definitely going to continue to be manipulative.

It kind of has a little bit of internalized misogyny in my mind of like you're competing, it's the idea that another woman existed in his life. It's like how men will freak out and hear you like whoa, you're not a virgin? Ew, like it's a weird like idea.

You know what I mean?

Is this an A24 movie?

That's demonic. I don't care if there's alcohol in the equation.

Evil. That's evil. Sorry. That's evil. And this flag is too small. I think there's a red flag.

Hey, at least they can say they tried.

Or a sister or a friend, and you're so nice for doing that for somebody.

That's so scary. They could press charges. Yeah.

Caring more about what a cashier at a grocery store thinks than the well-being and, like, comfort of your partner is kind of crazy.

Oh, that's... Okay. And it's, like, such an interesting, specific situation, and my mind went to so many places. But it's, like, that's the equivalent of, I need to go through your phone in order to trust you. And, like... That's just not a foundation of real trust. And what if he was like, well, I had an ex-girlfriend who stole my social security number and my identity.

Then we're at a standoff of, and it's so common for the ex to become the responsibility of the new partner in that way. It sucks.

Yeah.

Yeah, he sounds like a green flag kind of guy.

It's not common.

Yeah, I think it's very nice that OP was like, if he had just said he was uncomfortable, I would have accepted that. I still would have been like, you should still clock that red flag for later. I get, if it's a boyfriend's or a guy's or anyone's first time buying, period products for somebody being like, I've never done it before, I'm nervous, can you like, I don't know if I can.

I would rather them go through my phone than have a private investigator... look my entire existence up. Because I'm like, what the hell? I don't even, that's like really scary. Because there's something to be said about when you're entering a relationship and say, I'm like, hey, I've been cheated on before and so I would love extra communication.

Like you can set boundaries because you've been hurt in the past. In that way, that's reasonable. But something as, like obviously people do shitty things all the time, but something that deep and out like wild as like crimes and needing to be investigated and stuff like that's, you can't put that on every person you date.

You're like, I tend to attract weird men, you know, men who like run drug arenas or whatever people do.

Bo Peek would be like, haha, how do I know I can trust you? And you are still working with your ex to commit crimes and want to steal my identity. Exactly.

Bro, why did I feel that? Because I was like, wait, all you need is a name and a date of birth to run a criminal record check.

Whoa.

Yeah, that's weird.

I felt that when I was like, social security number, you don't need that to run a background check on anybody.

Yeah, literally, like, what are those, like, the white pages, and you, like, search and pay, like, $30 or something?

I'm nervous I'll get the wrong one or whatever. But it just doesn't sound like that's where he's at. And then the fact that he also was like, actually we shouldn't have people over because we basically have a wild lion in the house now because she's on her period and she's mad at me.

Also, he could have been like, okay, if we're gonna do this, then I want yours too, and I'm gonna take yours to somebody that I know so that we can check each other and both feel safe. How about that?

We need a crime flag, sorry.

Wow, that's great.

Yeah, no crime, we need a crime flag. Green flag, red flag, crime flag. I've watched documentaries, obviously that's taken with a grain of salt, but there are scammers who will use relationships and they will play the long game, six months or longer to get things like that. I'm not saying that this is what she was doing necessarily, but OP, you are a catch and trust your gut

Good job protecting yourself. And you literally... went on to compromise. You went, okay, I will do this for you, but in a way that's kind of like Switzerland for both of us. That's huge. And she refused to compromise. That's breakup material.

You do. I still stand by the statement, when I hear get your pancakes out, I think you're talking about my flat ass. Get your pancakes out. Get your flat ass out. It's Saturday morning. That's how it sounds to me. Get your pancakes out.

Are you crime?

We're married, and I don't even know if I've seen your social security, because I'm just like, I don't need that. I don't want to get that shit away from me. I don't like it. I don't need that shit.

This story aside, I think it's such a funny bit to be like, no, babe, please, you have to give me your social security number.

Oh, my God, I need your social, please.

And I understand where she's coming from. You don't understand what women go through. I'm like, bro, millions of families get identity stolen every year, Jim. It's not a joke.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

Shut up.

Babe, just give me your routing and account number. It's just so I feel safe that you're not gonna rob me.

Whoa.

Whoa.

It's just me though fun fact if you're ever nervous about buying something at the grocery store about people judging you you buy a birthday card with it Or like it's like a prank or something like you like if you're nervous about buying a vibrator You're nervous about buying condoms or like like enemas you buy a birthday card with it You can buy enemas at the store At the pharmacy yeah, there's enemas there

One time when I was in my, I think I just started my 20s and I was in a situation where the person needed my social security number. And because I was so autopilot with online shopping, I started saying my credit card number. I was like, oh, wait, no. Oh, yeah, it was like the last four digits. And I accidentally said my last word, my credit card. I was like, wait, wait, wait, no.

I was like, hopefully they don't think I have two identities because I said a different number.

Anyone? Last story, really?

What?

Give me your shoe. You need to... Give me your shoe. I need to throw your shoe. What?

This is insane. That's such a funny bit to pull for, like, a day. Like, one day of being like, actually, that was me in a group chat. Like, that's so funny.

And he is a theater kid. Of course they're going to see Wicked. He had a whole production going.

There's a term, it's like reactive abuse, I think. It's where someone does something horrible to you and then because you reacted to it, they then punish you for doing it.

You had multiple fake identities corroborating you as a person with me for a year. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's easier to buy an enema than birth control.

The three of us have been talking about you, and we think you have a problem.

What was he going to do in Hawaii?

I bet he was probably just going to be like, oh, they canceled, they can't go. But truly, that is fraud, huge levels of fraud, in a very intimate way where imagine... getting in a relationship, or he was their friends when they first started. She's getting to know this guy based on who he is.

And you know, when we're getting to know a guy or somebody that we're dating, it's how do they interact with their friends?

Go get one! Just for fun. Just for fun.

Like, this is so great. I'm learning about them through what their friends say I think of him. Like, that's all fake.

Oh, so Wicked is still on the table.

This person is unwell.

You just have to remove yourself because in those situations, in order to protect yourself, you have to assume it goes deeper than you think.

I just, I mean, this guy scammed her to get a relationship. 100%, the fact that they, like, let's break this down. They started as friends, and they were in this group chat, and based on all this going well, the connection going so well, these friends probably saying great things about him. Oh, that he has a crush on you.

All this stuff very likely happened, and so she thought she was entering this very real, organic relationship that was completely based off of a scam.

I can't imagine how she must feel. That's so violating.

I know.

I've been getting crazy, and I get to grab a shoe, and you just gotta watch out.

That's insane. The title of like... I just see finger puppets and like this guy was... Oh my gosh.

She probably thought she had friends she could go talk to.

This person is a venomous, I feel like you can smell the manipulativeness on them, where I'm sure she maybe had friends that he probably, isolation happens a lot in those types of relationships.

Thanks for having us.

You guys are really green flags. You guys are green flags. Like, really. Green flags.

Thank you. You're so nice.

Hey, do you want to give me your social security number?

Give it to us.

Come on. That's really sweet. You're really great, Trevor, and you deserve all the great things. Aw, thank you.

That's what it sounds like.

Yeah, like, if they eventually get married and want to have kids, like, is she going to be in this pregnancy alone if that's the plan? Like, it's microcosms of things down the road for sure.

When Shane says update.

Oh my god, your vape hormones are up? I'm so sorry, sir.

Girly pop.

I'm not a fan of when it's like, ooh, you know how I get this way, and I'm so sorry, and I was just embarrassed, and I would have done it anyway. Like, it's just, it's not helpful. I'm like... I just feel like it shouldn't have to take all of this, you know? And she shouldn't have to say it's an emergency.

And, like, he literally said, like, it's so funny that he's like, well, my emotions were gonna be out of whack today, just so you know. Like, allowing himself the space to ask for that and then not allowing her to ask a favor. And, like, it was just a lot of poor communication where, like, he could have said, like, oh, the market I'm planning to go to won't have that there.

It's just silly, silly, silly.

That's tough, man. And going, I've never been asked this before, but my mom never told me about this. It's like, okay, buddy, you own a phone. Google things.

It's not that scary to ask questions, too, if you're like, what kind? Just be honest. It's your partner. If you guys have been together for, what is it, three years, like... You can be like, hey, okay, I'm nervous. I don't want to get the wrong ones. What is this? I'm anxious, like, about buying it. Like, you can be honest. It's not that scary.

I think it's a red flag of mine that I like sniff out red flags and I'm like, red flag, red flag, everybody look, red flag. And I like need to chill. Some people are human and not a red flag is always a, and I'll be y'all.

Yeah. Get the box.

I'm just thinking about one day he's gonna be sick or have diarrhea or something, or whatever, and he's gonna be like, can you go to the market and get me some stuff? She could be like, ah, I've never been asked to do this before!

Even like wiping ass? People eat ass, bro. Buy something that's gonna be near her ass.

Another moment where he cares more about a cashier viewing him buying period products than having someone, his partner or his mommy, whoever does everything for him, literally wiping his ass.

Let cashiers sit. And let injured men shit.

Their pants, and wipe themselves.

And I also think it's like this is a ticket, like a ticket to ride and look like a great person for five minutes. Yeah. Like people, it's like, because I'm curious, I'm sure this story isn't that old. It's just like I thought this is like a meme at this point. If you're willing to go to the grocery store and get your partner period products, you look amazing.

That's so true. Yeah.

Wait. What if there's something going on? What if the sister. was kind of testing Mark because maybe she has a crush on him and she wanted him to be like, God, you're so right.

And send it in. And Dynasty is the best.

I would, I would, and I would wear something so fucking hot. I would wear the most, I would wear the most stress. You would get vengeance in a way. I would wear the most unboring dress. I would wear black or something crazy. You know what I'm saying?

We're wedding girls. Chapel, chapel, chapel.

I would definitely go.

I don't know if it's full revenge, but I would definitely go.

Yeah. I also feel like I would want more information. I'd be like, What's going on here?

So true.

We have no seats for you guys.

She's not the asshole.

You had a wedding. I had a wedding, and the day was problem-free. The day was actually problem free.

Someone's speaking from experience.

Of course.

Yeah, there was like nothing that went bad. It was the best day of my life, truly. I think it's actually. Getting up to it is hard.

She's probably gotten rid of her friends. She's probably done this to like good friends of OP.

But if this is out of the blue, which it's not. Because the family would be like, whoa, what's going on? But instead they're like, hey, you know, don't do this to your sister. And it's like, there's always that one, there's always that family that protects the one who's like the wild card. Because I think they're fearful of that person as well.

Yeah.

Stop that. Tell me there's an update.

What?

I know that there's something going on there.

Existence.

Ring the bell.

It's the lead up, it's like the day before some random shit happens where you have like a sibling or like someone who's like, yeah, I don't wanna do that. And you're like, I can't. Like my mother-in-law was like, we need to get a live stream for Moscow. I was like, okay. How do you want me to get a live stream for Moscow? And then there's just a bald guy with huge headphones like,

Who's this person? Sheena. Low vibes. Low vibrations. I do it to myself, you know?

Make myself look old.

Yeah, so true. They're all old. They're all old. Okay.

Can I just say, this guy loved that this happened.

It's so interesting that he was in sorrow and despair and yet posted them on his Reddit post.

Oh! That's so good.

It's like, oh. Oh, no. Was I Christopher Walken right there? Oh, no.

Is his sister the bride?

Because she's probably like, God fucking damn it.

Mark. And he's like... I wanted to get aerial shots of your gorgeous wedding.

I just love the way he wrote it.

Really?

When you guys were about to get married, did you go down this rabbit hole of wedding videos? Maybe it was just me. How many drone shots were in wedding videos? Where I was like, why?

Get it. But it's also just like, what? You're not this queen of Dubai. You're not the queen of Dubai.

It's like Shane Top, Smosh.

No, that's illegal.

People want things that you're like, I didn't realize that that was so necessary for you. People are like, can't believe you didn't ask me to help you with the invitations. It's like, I didn't know you wanted to do calligraphy. I didn't know that.

Oh no, he was spotted.

This story has brought the worst out of you, man.

It was just so, and I'm like, I never. And the women touch each other and it's just. They just add sounds of. What's a woman sound?

Oh my god, could you imagine?

Oh no, the cake! That was the two chefs coming out, they're like, oh. Whoa! And she's like, Mark! And he's like, oh. And then he strips down for no reason. He's like, oh. She's like, Mark, no. Mark, you're so boring. I'm so boring.

Can you imagine?

Typical.

Yes. Oh, wee! Girl, girl, girl, take her out for coffee. What she's feeling is very real. A lot of people feel this. But, like, there is a time and a place. Take her out for coffee and be like, I'm struggling right now. And have the conversation then.

You're so welcome. We're wedding experts.

Yeah. No.

I think she only feels her pain. I think she genuinely thought that her... friend would be like, oh my God, I had no idea. Hey, I won't cut the cake right now, let's talk.

Yeah, exactly. Regardless of who you're with or if you're single or not, as you get older, you don't have the time and space to be like, hey, let's talk every single night on the phone for hours and hours. We've all had those kind of friendship breakups, and they're extremely painful, and they are valid. But damn, there is a time and a place, girl.

And maybe there are reasons that she's distancing herself also.

Completely.

Did you say our names?

It was all about her. Yeah.

She's just someone who doesn't know how to take care of herself, it sounds like. She doesn't know how to prepare for herself. I think that she needed to go through this. Unfortunately, the bride got effed over because of it.

I love the 85-year-old grandpa because I can see him. He's just like, I flew in from Florida. He's like, I have three months to live and you're doing this?

Is that Mary? Any updates?

Okay. Okay, where's the update? I know, seriously.

So I was really flexible and I showed up on their honeymoon and I was like, hey, listen, let me just talk.

Yeah.

Oh boy.

I love that. Forensics, save the date.

She got married to...

Stunning! Is that her?

We've been here for six hours. No, definitely not the asshole. I think that that behavior is absolutely outrageous. Like, I would look at that person and be like, go in a hole. I don't know what to tell you. Like, you need to go away. Stop talking to me. I think some people go to weddings to be like, I'm going to avenge everything bad that's ever happened to me ever on other people. Yeah.

Nothing was happening. Yeah, and to leave, I'm just like, I'm stunned by this.

Blackout? Blacklight? Blackout.

No.

That 85-year-old guy's like, cuckoo banana time.

She's like, grandpa wants you to go.

Catering's like, we tried to move your grandpa. We tried to move him. He has no pulse. It's like, he's fine. Your grandpa's bones are making the black light make him look like he can't have it. He's just skin. All the bones broke in his seat. He's just melted skin. And it's like, okay. And she's like, grandpa, super uncomfortable. It's like, what? I don't even see him. He's a blob of skin.

Anyways, weddings are crazy.

Get out the black lights!

Vampire! Get her out of here. She's a vampire.

You can't keep doing that.

You can't do this.

I love a forced update. That's what commenters should do. They should just be like, hey, real quick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go. Let's go.

Yeah.

Talk about Game of Thrones red wedding, yo. Aren't they all cousins? No, I'm just kidding. Most of them are.

Well, I called my father. And he said Venice, of course. But I've gone. Oh, yes, Venice. I've been there many times. This is tricky. I will say a wedding is supposed to be together. You're supposed to make decisions together. I do think he should have just told her the... Don't make that a surprise.

Damn. Oof. That sucks.

So, like, who do you know here?

Who do you know here? Not before you both.

I will say, like, a part of me feels for him. Like, I'm just like, oh, all of this is bad. Oh, I feel bad. Yeah. I feel bad for him.

I'm also just like, stop. Okay, stop teasing him. Everyone needs to leave him alone.

Maybe this was pre-Game of Thrones.

Also, it sounds like she doesn't want to be saved by you, King. I don't know. Get off your little prince's horse. Yeah, get off your little prince's horse, buddy.

Yeah. Oh, no. So like cousin stuff, huh?

Brothers rise. Ew.

Stop. Update?

And that's fine. People get weird. There's not much you can say about this other than like, damn, sucks.

You're weird. You're weird, I'm saying. God. You're weird. And also, did she have her own hotel room? Or did she share that with her father? Oh, stop, stop. You stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Finally, give us what we want.

This breaks my heart.

I wish she stepped into the light and was like, I heard what you guys said.

Yeah. How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know.

No, honestly, that breaks my heart. Her own fiance.

I also like that, too. I like people asking questions, because I can't stand when people are like, yeah, no, no, I know, I know what it means, I know what it means. It's like, dude.

That, to me, is boring.

She should have stepped into the light and been like, how does time work in a black hole? And there's my answer. And then she just leaves.

It's really sad. My heart sank for her, to be honest.

It was the wife.

We're just being mean. Exactly, and especially if it was a sibling's wife who did it, clearly she has felt some bullying from the mom in the past. Potentially. But I agree with what you said. This is what she needs to do, confront.

She has to talk to him, man.

Yay! Oh my god, one update! Finally!

Okay, you nailed that because I also think it might be really embarrassing. She sounds like she has a lot of pride. Like it might be really embarrassing for her to be like, well, yeah, he just paid for it all. And like the little church that I got christened in, it has probably memories for her.

That's the thing with weddings. It's like, there's so much deep emotional thorns that people don't realize are there. And it's like, don't surprise your own fiance. Just don't. Just rip the carpet off.

Let's go! Whoa! That was the fucking best! Wow! I'm like... She's the smartest one in the mall. I want to go for a run.

Philip Brownlee. Brr. Brr. You got married, too. What's his name? Karadzev Andreevich Perepechka. No Philip Brownlee, I guess. Not white, okay.

There's...

Also, she showed so much intelligence when she made aware that the mom is a homemaker and just fights and bullies and defends when it's something that she doesn't know, something, a deep wound that the mom probably deals with. And it's like, that's real, that's sad, but the way she's handling it is just lashing out and projecting.

Completely. Yeah.

Shut up! Don't tell me. She is the president of a country. Of the United States.

Oh my God. I want to watch her movie. I want to watch her movie. I love her. At the end, it's the last drone shot. She's got like her raincoat on and she has an umbrella and then she goes, I don't need this.

She goes, nice to meet you.

And she was like, how does the sun work? Let's find out.

She's like, thyme, black hole? She's like, wait a second.

Write a better joke, mother-in-law. That's right. Sorry. No, I love that. You're so right. In order to be funny, you have to be intelligent. And none of those family members are intelligent. Bye.

Yeah, and also think about that. Maybe her family won't, they won't feel good about being like, oh, all expenses paid for. It's like maybe her family's like, no, like that's not okay with me. You can't just be like, I solved it, my father.

That's so crazy. You are not funny.

I'm still planning. I'm not locked in. That's right. I'm out. And she did. She's going to adopt a kitten. She's the smartest. She's the best of us.

We love you. Kitty cat.

Join us.

Get your pancakes out. Bye.

I'm like, ah!

Is this Redditor a therapist? Honey, you're not getting paid for this post. Chat GPT, come up with the best possible comment for this post.

Ham on them. Ham on them. Never heard you say that.

Sometimes physically they can't get there.

Yeah.

You just want ham on that. Ham on them.

I feel like to me it just sounds like this person doesn't fully know their fiance. Do you know what I mean? I feel like you get to a place, and I know people get married early on, but you kind of get to a place where you're like, oh no, I don't know if they're gonna like that. And like, clearly, it's not the first time he's been like, surprise, we're going to this fancy dinner place.

And she's like. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Right exactly even I'm thinking like if I had all that money Would I want to spend it in a lavish wedding in Venice with all those people? I don't know Like that might be nice to like have as like a two-week thing with just my partner Yeah, and have family come meet us like there was just no Anyways Nice never been to Italy Never been to Italy. You would fucking love it.

The Amalfi Coast is, I think, the most beautiful place in the world, as far as I've been to. Let's book it, let's go.

We're all going. All Smosh go see Amalfi Coast.

Damn, what'd she do?

It could be a lot of things.

Kissed him and fucked him.

Kissed him and also fucked him.

Sister, sister, no more sister. Sorry, period. I don't understand why this sister's looking out for not her sister, but the sister's fiance. That's so weird.

And boring? I'm sorry, what is that? Why do we say boring anymore? Who knows? What even is boring? I don't even know what boring is. Get out of someone's relationship that you're not in. Maybe boring is like, let's eat dinner at six and go to bed at eight, fine.

Oof.

Right.

Slimer, slimer, slimer.

That's so sad.

There is.

You know, like it's like,

Yeah.

We're gonna cut your ass!

A book and a movie.

Yeah.

Don't know how that worked. They pretended to be you for years.

That's really harmful to your body and your skin and your stomach. Oof.

You know? I think what the original intention for, I believe that like pranks were like to just to minorly inconvenience you in a funny way. And then it went out of control.

Important point.

God, this is, it's so fucked up to like affect your body physically.

You're a little bit of a not good person.

No, but I just think just don't touch someone's body. Yeah, just don't touch someone's body.

I think OP bringing this to small claims court was a bold way to try to wake up this person and be like, look, I'm not joking. This hurt me. I'm taking action into doing it.

Next time I have a fender bender, I'm gonna be like, it was a prank. It was just a prank, dude. You and I, we've been friends since we got off the exit at the 405.

Like a peekaboo thing.

Like, haha, I slapped you, pranked. Yeah, truly.

Whoa, let's go. He paid.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. You don't have to have a scar in order for that area to be off limits to someone else's ability to destroy it. It's your body.

Right.

There is like a lot going on in that show that we don't know.

Yeah, like Ashton Kutcher didn't do that.

I don't know, me and my brother have pranked my mom a couple times. She didn't laugh, but boy, was it fun.

Yeah, we're not doing it to put a smile on her face and more of each other's face. And you guys weren't even filming. No, could you imagine? Oh my God, imagine. Now I can't do a prank unless we're rolling. Truly. Because I'm like, this is a waste.

While they're on the job doing what they should do. Does that make sense? It's actually wild. to make this person feel like they did the wrong thing by calling the cops. When I think, if you're doing overnights at a hotel, you should report sketchy behavior.

Like, it would be bad if you didn't make that call. And now you're like, I shouldn't have made that call because it was a joke? What did he think would happen? She'd go like this.

And like her shirt falls off and it's a fun movie.

Ted Bundy style. It's giving like. Another non-prank, it's like, I think pranks are similar to what you said about jokes where like, It's like non-funny people say mean things when they're trying to be funny, because it's easier to be mean than to be funny.

And it's showing this, where it's like, with roasts, you could tell when someone's really good at them, because it's like a well-written joke, versus just a roast that's mean. And this prank is not well thought out, because it's just mean. What you're creating to happen is just panic and fear, and none of those are funny.

I'll tell it to you if we have time. It's kind of crazy. I'll blow through it.

So yeah, I took a couple laps around the parking lot and made her look super scared.

I was laughing so hard. She would have been... It was really great. I was like farting like a loser and I'm walking around and then...

We took, I might have said it on something else in content before. It was right when the autocorrect feature was customizable on the iPhone. And I was like, okay, make it every time she says the, change it to dick. And my brother was like, no, that's, that's. the quick game, let's play the long game. And I was like, you're a genius.

A woman in a vulnerable position trying to guard the whole hotel of sleeping people. Yeah. Yeah. Real. So funny. That dude needs a fucking personality. He was like, dude, it was Pete comedy what I did. Dude, I really hope she understands the fact that I have a crush on her. No. It's giving that. I'm like, enjoy your night off. Go play video games.

I actually figure he's into her.

Like, whoa, bud. Wrong door to enter in. I don't know what you think you're doing. Especially what really irks me now ever since we went back to it being her first night alone really makes me mad. Yeah. That's so scary.

Yes, you're 100% right.

Yeah. Crime? Yeah. Another prank, another someone's rights being violated, but with a silly prank hat on.

And every time she wrote the word okay, we made it add, okay, can you bring me a bottle of water?

I don't trust him. It's like how going to small claims court felt dramatic to the person, but it isn't. It's just using that person's actions and holding them accountable to their actions, where it's like, oh, you messed up with, you hurt me. I'm gonna do this about it. Oh, you scared me. I'm gonna call the cops.

I know, I get it, but none found.

Like the bodies disappeared? He's saying no one knows they're buried. I buried five and none of them were found. Five buried and none were found.

Yeah, honestly, we could do some punch-ups.

when i tell you it started and we were both in college and so you're bringing her bottles so we weren't home and we were getting group texts about like easter service and it was like okay can you give me a bottle of water damn it whoops ignore me my phone's broken and then we saw that like weeks later and we're like wow and then we come home from college and we both tell my dad and he's like what

What if she's not wine?

I'd kind of be in that head space. Because this to me is insane. This is to me like, I'm like, how unfunny can people think they are? Like that's no, no part of that is funny. That's why I'm like, there must be a reason why she did this. That's so intense. It would make more sense to me if she fucked her boss and did this.

Oh no. Because my mom's office is down there she got. And she's screaming to him and I guess to her boss she was like yes, okay, okay, you bring the bottle of water. I'm sorry ignore that it was like.

Then if she thought this would make him lol.

And she had an out-of-body, like, fear tactic and just pivoted.

Here comes Mrs. Prank defending the pranks. Not this prank. I'm not defending. What I'm going to say is, in defense of good pranksters, sometimes it can be really funny. When you and Spencer made Amanda believe, you know what I mean, like when you sometimes make a, like a, I don't know.

I don't wanna do a lie and make all lies okay, but like when this story started, I thought it was similar to what me and my brother did with my mom, was every time we used to travel as kids, we would like, my brother would be like, oh yeah, that's Constantinople. And it's like some other statue. But what it turned into is my mom looking at us and us trying to do it without laughing.

And it'd be like a moment, right? But it's like, what the context of the lie is about, if it's about your partner, if it's about anything serious. Like, me and my brother made my mom believe that all the Fanta girls actually represented the flavors. They were like... Like, you know, just, like, funny stuff.

Like, making Amanda believe that Five Nights at Freddy's is based off of something real was funny.

That's why it's just not that black and white being like... There are ways that you could do this with like care and humor and just rooted in friendship.

But she's going to be like, this whole time he was gas.

This is something that could so happen. This person obviously isn't on Reddit enough. This happens all the fucking time. Mm.

That's not Constantinople. That's Statue of Liberty.

It's like, okay, man. On yourself?

Like, what a funny joke to just be a sketchy partner.

That's good.

Yeah. He draws like a little happy face and a penis on the signed line. Pranked. Pranked.

Yeah. Weird. There's so many other funnier things to do.

She may as well just paint it and dress like a clown. Like it's giving like, oh you can't really, there's a lot of like energy here and know where to put it. Right.

After getting her nose broken. I think she just wants to keep hanging out with him and they both don't feel... I think so too. They feel like it's a fun... way to do it that doesn't make you feel vulnerable.

And I think pranks are just, they're like a, it's like heavy joking. And it's heavy like, between them, like I don't know. It's a lot of like.

It's crazy. I don't have a crush on him, but it would be a funny prank if I did.

Chivalry, then.

It's just getting.

Yeah. So quickly. He was like, don't worry, I paid the bill. They gave me a great coupon back and I actually love them.

Oh, there's multiple. They're going to break up. They're going to a speakeasy. They're at the speakeasy. Update, we're both in paper mache. Paper mache.

Brother and BFF. I remember, honestly, in youth group, when I had a crush on a boy, we TP'd his house.

That changes.

Because I'm like... Babe, you haven't touched your meatloaf. You just keep looking at the paper mache that you're making. Yeah, no.

This is not real. What in the fucking Disney Channel 2005 shit is this?

That's the end of the relationship. I'm going to let you cool down and I'm going to go have sex with these guys.

100%.

You're like, it's been two years. Like, you can't take a joke. He's like, well, he can't take jokes. And you guys are like really trying to communicate. And a gorilla comes in and starts humping your couch. And you're like, look at this. I can't live like this. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. If like a fucking guy's like and you're like trying to have a real argument, oh my god.

It's kind of so funny.

The idea that they're like, oh my God, this relationship's hard. Ding dong. Man and a girl. Doorbell, first of all. Yeah. Hilarious.

Okay, so you go through the front, and you start humping the shit out of their fireplace. I have the honey baked. I'll go through the back and stick it out. Like, what?

And it's her parents. He paid $100 for Chad. These two just need a date. I'm sorry. Declan and OP, just go out on a date and stop spending money on stupid shit. Like your friend in a fucking costume humping a bed. It's crazy.

Here we go. She ate that bagel.

And then a leprechaun came through the door and started licking our walls.

What? So Chad was the man in the hotel parking lot.

It was the gorilla all along. I thought Declan was fucking Chad.

Yeah, we're together.

Oh my goodness. What a mess.

I do feel like this happens a lot in like maybe like younger friend groups where like someone shy hides behind the big personality friend. And then that person ends up doing all the connecting because they're the ones putting themselves out there.

Yeah, 100%. Where you wing woman too hard and you end up being stuck in conversations with the guy rather than manifesting it between your friend.

So...

It's a lot of people hiding behind. It's another prank story where people are hiding behind how they really feel.

Yeah. Or like when someone's always like, every single person I've dated, this is a problem.

Not true for everybody.

Me too. And it makes it really funny that the guy who's, like, hiding is the one under the mask.

Meanwhile, Declan's just putting a ham in somebody else's mattress. Like, go do... Yeah, he's like, I'll do something platonic. Like, put ham under a mattress. Like, put ham under a mattress. What's super brother like?

Wow. And imagine what Declan could do for someone he likes. Whoa. This is just him being a good friend to Chad. I know.

This is who you're married to.

Yeah, that'd piss me off a lot. That'd piss me off even more.

Yeah, no, for sure. You have to get the bank out of your buck. Because you're lying to someone for fun and for sport. So it better be funny.

I love mojo.

I said that thing about being a sensitive subject. Because if this was just, it sounds like she's in a really, like, drastic place where she, like, doesn't like where she lives. So joking about that specifically when you're in the, like, heat of, like, not being happy with your living situation, that's where I'm like, it's really touchy to do a prank about that.

Well, it's another red flag in the prank area where it is like someone gets a lot of humor out of someone's pain or discomfort.

Yeah, or he's Benjamin Butt. Or maybe he's becoming a baby. Maybe he's Smokey becoming baby. Maybe this is some weird grounded substance boss baby thing. Substance boss baby collab? When?

For his own baseball?

This guy must be so fucking confident in himself to bring that into the bedroom and be like, I'll fix it later.

Yeah, you're just a pawn in my whole game with my boys. Not fun.

And shoot in bulk. Get it all done. Yes, I honestly think the worst part about pranks is the exclusion, and sometimes that's necessary for the prank. But I think you have to really be careful. And if you're excluding someone so badly, it's never gonna be funny.

A year? A year?

Yeah, I'm glad she went to that measure because I think that there's just something under the hood. Like there's smoke where there's fire. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like there's something, that's just one thing it feels like in a pile of other stuff because that feels like someone who's just like not willing to fight for your relationship.

Well, damn. The only funny prank was the gorilla.

There's the ham, the ham.

Listen, maybe we need a gorilla humping a stack of pancakes. Maybe, oh.

I'll be old. And I'll be old. In 10 years. Put it on your calendar. 10 years from today. Okay.

Wow, I can't believe you just did that. That was a really good batch of stories.

You're right. Yeah, and I was there.

That was crazy. But also, it's like, did we technically... Almost one year anniversary of our prank.

Yeah.

If someone's in small claims court, you fucked it, my guy. Yeah. You fucked it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Jokes on us, this would be so hard because you're stuck in your apartment that you hate.

Whoa! What happened? I think this is similar when some people, you notice a pattern that they find it funny when someone falls or like, And sometimes it's really funny. But if you notice that happening over and over again where it's like, oh, it's fun. Humor to you lies in someone else being less than or getting hurt or getting fucked over.

That's just a red flag for other shit, so I'm not surprised.

Like crying hysterical, not funny hysterical. That's why I'm weirdly defending pranks, because I'm like, good pranks are funny and not mean.

What is a prank, really? Is that a prank?

We shall see, maybe we'll change our minds today.

Revenge? What did I do? What did I do? Welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm gonna get revenge.

I thought he was gonna report the shenanigans to the boss man. I didn't realize he was gonna affect the marriage, which I don't know.

Because he's not saying he's much better.

I wonder if the story's real because how did he know that Jim's wife found everything and all this stuff?

What is this line of work?

Software sales, dang, computer nerds get freaky.

You're right.

or... That's what I was expecting. Yeah, boss over.

It literally is like, Jim called me a pussy. I'm going to ruin his marriage. It is kind of...

Cut the cameras. We're going.

That's messed up.

Escort trading cards is so funny.

Like, I love that.

I think so.

Were we on the family side?

No, they definitely still do those. What, do you think they're going to stand around holding that QR code?

Guys, I think we have to go to Vegas.

I can't believe you accused me of keeping lots of escrow cards.

I just have to put my mind in the right place to picture it.

That's tough and not what I was expecting. I thought he's gonna be like, hey baby.

Yeah, flirting, I feel like, it doesn't always mean anything either, especially if nothing happened. I can't really fault him for a playful shove. I'd shove everybody.

Yeah, he did what he was told. Maybe she didn't foresee this happening. Because where my mind was at first was like, okay... It sounds like they are calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend, but maybe, you know, for some people it's a big deal to introduce a partner into a friend group. Maybe she wants to see how her friends feel about him before she publicly is like, yep, we're together.

Because it can be a big step. But then for the friend to be there asking like, so, what's going on? And her being like, no, we're just friends.

is weird, it's a little weird.

She can't be mad at him. I don't think she can be mad at him. I don't think so either.

Flirting is a normal part of conversation. It doesn't always equate to something.

Yeah, he also didn't know what to do.

Sorry, sorry. Go back, go back, go back, go back.

Yeah.

And they said a few weeks, right?

So it's really like not a few, I mean, so I'm surprised they were calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend. I feel like maybe he was really in and like.

Oh my goodness.

Because I'm trying to put myself in those shoes. I would never do that. But if I needed my partner to keep it under wraps and then one of my friends started flirting with him and he was just being nice, I'd be like, okay, yeah, that would have happened.

Is anything real?

What if they're all her girlfriends? Like they're all like in a polycule and she's like, we're just friends.

Thank you.

Love that.

That's retaliation.

Yeah, one time, so I know a little bit of Spanish. One time my family was doing a trip to Florida, and we got in an elevator, and I heard this group of people call my family ugly in Spanish. But I was like 13, so I didn't say anything.

That's crazy.

That's the whole title.

Yeah, I feel like, yeah, it's just like you're basically becoming dehydrated chicken, you know? Like the treats that you give a cat. That's what I feel like is happening to me. You're like being freeze dried and then if you drink alcohol it just speeds up the process.

Not on the way there, though.

We used to, and it was always so fun, like, especially when it was after the shoot, heading back, like, everybody had their drink order. I'm trying to remember, what would I get? Do you remember what I would get?

I don't think I ever sat next to you on those planes. I think I was always next to Olivia.

Me and Olivia would be in front of them listening and laughing.

Bloody Marys don't count because there's tomatoes.

Last thing I'll say about the story is the... It's a vegetable.

Tomato's a fruit.

I like to think that... So you know how there's so many of these employees with the same shirts on the flight? Like, so I was like, dang, how are other employees not hearing this? And just the fact that the CEO wasn't aware of it, I'm just like picturing him like, he's like, sorry, I didn't know what was going on.

Thanks for laughing, guys.

Thanks.

What if it's the couple from the rejection story, but it's years later?

You assume everyone knows English?

There's a lot of countries that like, they will require like 12 years of a language to graduate a school, including like English.

That is not petty revenge, that's psychological torture.

That's crazy.

No, unless you like literally keep the extra fabric, but you need like more fabric than you had before.

So it's like not possible.

I mean, Jesus Christ, I hate, because I've been watching some decent amounts of reality TV lately, I hate when it's like, I didn't tell you because you were going to be mad. Yeah, no shit! No shit! It's not about me being mad, it's about the shitty thing that you were going to do. You were going to cheat on her.

Right.

Not at all. I mean, like, because, you know, we've talked about, like, cheating. Cheating, in a sense, it's just like, it's that extreme dishonesty. Like, this isn't, I wouldn't call, like, tailoring someone's clothes, like, cheating, but it is like, it is a level where it's like, that is a crazy amount of dishonesty with your life partner. Like, what the hell? If that's, like, ugh.

Nobody knows Romanian, yeah.

Don't talk shit. What?

Also, it's not even... Petty revenge, this isn't even petty revenge. Nothing petty about what happened.

She freaked out, started dating their coworker, and then started spreading sensitive information.

The fact that they're doing all of these things...

There was a lot of steps that could have had equal taking care of yourself and standing up for yourself before that. Even just to the partner that the ex is currently with being like, hey, just so you know, your partner is sending me explicit content that I'm not comfortable with.

Oh, that all sucks. Like, I mean... That's a place where revenge is not gonna, yeah, it's in everyone sucks here, that revenge just kind of leaves everybody feeling horrible. Because doing that didn't remove the data of his rumors from everyone's brains at work. None of that stuff was reversible.

No, no, because telling a loud racist in a plane to be quiet kind of fixes the thing.

But just doing exactly what that person did to you is not fixing anything.

Mm-hmm. I feel bad because OP had like really sensitive stuff that they literally, probably something really bad happened to them and they're really sensitive to some things. Like that sucks.

No amount of anything being done to you gives you permission to do any of that. Like, it doesn't matter.

One of them, my favorite was like, it's not really a revenge, but it is the one where the Romanian-speaking Uber driver, because it's like, that's the kind of revenge that's like, ha-ha, got you. You're gonna be thinking differently from now on. Ha-ha, didn't affect your life. Like, that OP could have like, and I gave them one star and got them fired and they lost their family.

Avenge is...

Avenge, but revenge is from you.

I will avenge you!

What if there was Revengers? Is there a Revengers?

Hey, thanks for having us. Shane?

No. Referencing a movie and saying the actors in the movie.

Yeah, because, like, I think what he said was right. It was a shitty memory, not a shitty person. I don't know if he maybe didn't reference the person, like, maybe she said, no, I don't want to date you because you're ugly, ha ha.

Yeah, I don't participate in it, but we'll watch. Yeah.

What if that was the one? Are you going to still be laughing when you're alone at 40?

That's what it is.

She didn't do anything malicious, and I like what you said about her probably saying no just because she didn't know him. So many times in my life, it didn't matter how attractive the person was, I was too nervous, I didn't know them, so I just said no out of anxiety. Like... I see what you're saying is it was his type of retaliation.

He technically got a revenge body even though he was never in a relationship with this person. If he got into better shape and got more confident and stuff, Yeah, I just picture him like he's gonna be alone in bed and be like, ha ha, got her. And then look at the empty other side of his bed and then turn out the light. You're alone, good job.

And did he even say anything?

He says he couldn't forgive her. He realized he couldn't forgive her. And he says he made a joke about the date and then put her on mute. So he didn't even like go, I'm rejecting you because you rejected me years ago, ha ha. He didn't do that. It's like, so she doesn't even, she's not even privy to.

It's the whole rotting fruit will fall on its own.

Mm-hmm. Oh, ew, it's a hot poop that they just, I was like, mm, very.

It's a long game. Revenge is doing your best, and if somebody else that hurt you falls...

And he's not obligated to go on another date with her by any means, same as she was never obligated for the first one.

Like, yeah, so, you know.

Yeah, and just holding onto that for such a long time and like, I, you know, it's okay to feel hurt that someone rejected you, but also, but also, like, at the same time, you shouldn't be, like, rejection sucks, but that doesn't make a person a bad person, like these comments are saying. So, like, if that fueled you to improve your own life and your health, that's great, but

then you shouldn't see her as an enemy in any way because that's that type of guy that can just view women as an enemy because they aren't saying yes to him or whatever.