Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello, and welcome to Smosh... Oh my god! Oh, that was awesome.
Chapter 2: What red flag does the boyfriend raise about snacking on cheese balls?
Is that a red flag? That was really good. Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today we are doing red flags. That's right, and I'm joined by two... No, I'm joined by one red flag and one green flag. Who's who? Who is who? Trevor and Courtney.
Red what? What did you call me?
Red flag.
I thought you said something else.
Don't. Shame.
White boy, you can't say that. You can't say that, white baby.
We have red flags and we have red ones standing by.
Sorry, so sorry. Hi, how's it going?
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Chapter 3: How does quitting without notice over fake job postings affect relationships?
Good. I'm ready to read.
Well, you're not reading. I'm reading.
Well, I'm ready to read OP.FL.
I'm ready to practice my active listening skills. I think the Red Flag episodes are sometimes some of my favorites.
And I think it's just a funny energy in the office and in the studio today because we've been like working from home a lot and moving the studio.
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Chapter 4: What happens when a girlfriend snoops through her boyfriend's Reddit account?
So it's just I forgot how to person a little bit.
I have to. Yeah. Like I was reading a book the other night. I was like, oh, I really need to read because like I'm not reading Reddit stories. So like when I what if when we film the next episode, I forgot how to read.
He forgot how to read.
Bro goes a couple weeks without Reddit stories.
Yeah.
You get into a flow with reading. When you don't read for a while, you start reading. I'm like, I read really slow when I haven't read for a while.
You reading really slow out loud is crazy.
my boyfriend imagine if that was how it was alright so we're gonna read stories they're gonna have possible red flags maybe some green flags and you guys have red flags and green flags that you can hold up when you feel the signs what if I don't want to you don't have to cool you can do whatever you want technically green flag that he's letting you do what you want green flag yeah alright we're gonna hop into it alright reader boy oh let's see it there's readers and there's readers which one are you and I've got a lot of books
Okay, here we go.
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Chapter 5: Why does the friend refuse to get rid of a painting gifted by a friend?
Our first red flag story. This comes from Relationship Advice. It was posted in July of 2024. This is a 24-year-old woman writing. She goes, my boyfriend who's 25 told me that snacking on mozzarella cheese balls might be a deal breaker. What should I do?
I'm going to do an early flag raise here.
Yeah.
Snacking on mozzarella cheese balls? Gross.
Chapter 6: What reactions arise from dressing as a witch for Halloween?
No, no, the red flag is that he's telling her this. Come on, bro. Look, I can get down with a little mozzarella cheese ball, but please continue. Yeah, we're at half mast.
Any sort of... I know we're in silly territory still, but... All right, we must hear this. Throwaway account because my boyfriend knows my personal Reddit account. Red flag. Hey, Reddit. So I'm in a very weird situation and I don't know how to proceed. I'm hoping to get some insight from people who don't know us personally because this is really embarrassing for me.
So to preface, I'm a cheese lover. I absolutely adore cheese and it's my favorite snack. My number one cheese has got to be mozzarella, specifically ball-shaped mozzarella.
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about red flags in relationships?
The texture and flavor are so good, especially with a little salt sprinkled. Woo! I buy those belgioso packs of mozzarella balls, and they have been my snack of choice since I was a freshman in college. They were easy and convenient to keep in my mini fridge for a quick, cheap, and easy bite. My boyfriend and I have been dating for three years now, and we recently moved in together.
He's known about my love for cheese since our first date. He took me to a restaurant, and we ordered like three charcuterie boards, LOL.
Slay.
His specific issue is the shi- Oh my god! His specific issue is the shape of the cheese. Wait. I'm sorry.
Chapter 8: How does the discussion evolve around jealousy and trust issues?
I was thinking a million other things before the shape of the cheese being the issue. He tells me that seeing me eat, you know, ball shaped cheese makes him uncomfortable. He says that it is lewd and that, and I quote.
Ah!
Trevor is deflating.
Bro, it is lewd. It's lewd. Brother, that's a you problem. If you're seeing your girlfriend eat mozzarella cheese balls and you're getting a little bricked up, like that's you, brother. Okay, oh my God.
He says, seeing me pop a wet cheese ball in my mouth makes him think of me having another man's balls in my mouth. Yeah. I was really confused and I told him that I don't think this is that big of a deal and that it's literally cheese, but he told me the imagery still grosses him out. I thought we could work through this, but after a while, he said it might be a deal breaker if I don't stop.
What? Afterwards, he left for work. And he left for work? She's like, okay, fine. I won't have that. Anyways, I'm going to eat this banana right now.
He's like, no!
What the hell?
What about the hot dog?
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