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What is the premise of today’s “payback” themed Reddit Stories episode?

Unknown 0:01
1, 2, 3, 4.

How did the fast‑food employee get revenge on the abusive regular customer?

Unknown 0:08
5.

What was the reaction to the ex‑girlfriend’s humiliating comment at the comic‑con?

Stuart Maconie 0:09
Ota lähitapiolon henkivakuutus ja lepät rauhassa.

How did the ex‑girlfriend’s revenge affect the narrator’s relationship and finances?

Stuart Maconie 0:13
Henkivakuutuksen myöntää lähitapiolla keskinäinen henkivakuutusyhtiö.

What creative (and absurd) revenge did the narrator take against the VP’s pistachio theft?

Stuart Maconie 0:17
Lähitapiolla samalla puolella.

Why did the hosts discuss whether the stories were true revenge or just standing up for themselves?

Unknown 0:20
Hetkinen.

What final takeaways did the hosts share about vengeance, forgiveness, and moving on?

Unknown 0:21
Uusia ominaisuuksia, entistä parempi varustelu ja aiempaa edullisempi hinta.

How does the episode wrap up and thank its sponsors and listeners?

Unknown 0:27
Kyllä vain. Uudistuneet skoda elok ja eniak täysähkömallit tarjoavat nyt enemmän kaikkea, paitsi isompaa hinta. Tule tutustumaan ja koe uudistukset itse.
Shayne Topp 0:40
This episode of Reddit Stories is sponsored by DoorDash. Got you delivered. DoorDash. Hello, welcome to Smosh Read's Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is payback. That's right, it's all about vengeance. And I'm joined by two guests who are carefully plotting vengeance upon one another. Ian and Anthony are joining us. Plotting it for years. Yeah. Yeah, I got a I got a bucket of rotten fish right above Anthony, and I'm gonna yank a This whole this whole buying back Smosh and running this company together, it's all just an elaborate plot to get payback on one of those.
Anthony Padilla 1:16
Is it a is it payback on me for having left in for those six years? Are you waiting? What's gonna happen at the 60s? It probably goes way. Yeah, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of shit there.
Shayne Topp 1:26
Yeah, like you maybe like one day you didn't give me a ride home or something. Ooh.
Anthony Padilla 1:30
I think so. I had somewhere else to be. Tough. I had somewhere else to be. You remember that up to the back?
Shayne Topp 1:36
One of his girlfriends that he had to make out with. God.
Anthony Padilla 1:40
These women, they just gotta be made out with sometimes.
Shayne Topp 1:44
Um how do we feel about vengeance? Revenge. I feel like it's probably not healthy, but I do I do I do love a good revenge tale.
Anthony Padilla 1:54
I love a good revenge tale as long as it doesn't involve me. Like I don't want to be the one on either end of it. I feel like at one point in my life I thought that would be so satisfying, get revenge on people that wronged me. But I'm like, how much of my brain power and life have I'm am I spending thinking about this? That I'm getting revenge on myself at this point. Yeah. It's not worth it.
Shayne Topp 2:13
I think what is the what is the phrase is like living well is the best revenge. Yeah. Oh yeah, absolutely. Like being actually happy and moving on. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. I definitely it's fun to play out the fantasy of revenge and in certain situations. But it's like like in LA, the amount of times someone cuts you off on the road and you imagine like oh how could I be. It's a great example. But it's like the safest and best option is for me to forget about this. Yes, yes. Yes, you can live my life. And live my life. Most people own guns here. Ex I mean truly go there. Jeez. No, no, actually that is my that is my brain. Whenever people talk about like, oh, if I was on the street and someone bumped into me or said something rude, I would do this, I'd be like, I'm not trying to get killed.
Shayne Topp 2:53
No.
Anthony Padilla 2:54
I'm trying to get out of there. Yeah. Yeah.
Shayne Topp 2:56
I imagine the types of stories we're gonna read today are a little bit more about the uh calculated revenge. Right. Yeah. Not like intense violence, probably more along the lines of petty squabbles, whatever.
Anthony Padilla 3:08
I'm excited to hear the stories that I'm involved in.
Shayne Topp 3:10
I I am very entertained by reading them. Have you ever taken revenge on anyone, Anthony?
Anthony Padilla 3:15
Taken revenge.
Shayne Topp 3:20
Um Like maybe somebody like messed up your Taco Bell order. Or something.
Anthony Padilla 3:25
No, are you are you alluding to something? It feels like you're alluding to something. No. Yeah. You're not talking about the time I spit in your in your t in your food, right? That's not you're not that the time you're talking about. Uh the time you just found out about? I don't I don't know. I mean I don't think so. Okay. Uh at least nothing substantial enough to have stuck in my memory. I'm sure there are little things like I don't know.
Shayne Topp 3:50
Well, if it comes back to you at some point in this episode, feel free to bring it up.
Anthony Padilla 3:54
Halfway through the episode like, oh yeah.
Shayne Topp 3:56
Oh my god! I slashed your tires! Yeah.
Anthony Padilla 3:59
Yeah, all my revenge is specifically against you.
Shayne Topp 4:02
Yeah. Well, you brought up fast food, and that gets us into our first story. Wow. Okay, good segue, Ian. This first story comes from Petty Revenge.

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