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What is the opening introduction and host greeting for the London live show?

Greg Foot 0:08
Suuret päätökset voivat viedä kauas. Siksi tarvitsen rinnalleni kumppanin, joka ymmärtää minne olen menossa. Nordea Private Bankingissä oma sijoitusjohtajani tuo selkeyttä päätöksiini ja vie minut askeleen edelleen. Nordea.fi kautta Private
Carine Torbey 0:25
Banking. LähiTapiolla samalla puolella.
Shayne Topp 0:57
Oh, what is up, London? This is so cool. Man, London, the city where the sun never sets, is something I just learned today at 4 a.m. Guys, this is so exciting. This is seriously so cool. I don't know why it like blows my mind that I'm like, oh, we have fans here? Our uploads make it across the Atlantic? Had no idea. I am so excited for this show tonight. This is incredible. I keep saying that over and over again. I really love this city. It's my third time here in London. I always have a blast and I love the people here. I really do. You guys are a great time. Well, look, I can sit here and talk forever, but I have some lovely guests today. Our first guest, I've been here in London with them. We've had a great time here.
Shayne Topp 2:06
Please welcome Courtney Miller.
Shayne Topp 2:24
Also joining us, we had to bring our biggest Shakespeare fan. Please welcome Angela Giratana!
Shayne Topp 2:53
Even though the mic was five feet away from you, we heard that.
Corey (Parks) 2:57
How you doing, London?
Shayne Topp 3:03
We've been having a great time already. I mean, we got in yesterday. We're feeling good. We're feeling refreshed.
Angela Giarratana 3:08
Obsessed with you all.
Shayne Topp 3:10
Yeah, truly. We've gone to some pubs already. We did it. Having a great time.
Unknown 3:16
Cider people in the house? Let's
Shayne Topp 3:21
go. Huge for you.
Unknown 3:23
Big day for me.
Shayne Topp 3:24
All right. Well, look.
Unknown 3:26
This is crazy.
Shayne Topp 3:27
I know. When we started, like, talking about this tour, when London got brought up, I don't know why that just caught, I was just, like, scared. I was just like, oh, my God, London. Oh, my
Angela Giarratana 3:39
God. Because you guys are, like, smart, hot, cool. You're like,
Shayne Topp 3:45
you guys, you have it all together. Yeah. We're going to have a crowd of people. They're all going to have cool English accents. What are we going to do?
Unknown 3:50
Oh my God. Speaking of which, apologies in advance because it comes out, the English accent, and just, I'm so sorry when it does.
Shayne Topp 4:00
Yeah.
Unknown 4:02
The Scots fish accent.
Shayne Topp 4:05
Love it. To be honest, whenever we do any sort of accent, it's probably going to be all over the place. You're going to be like, what region are they?
Yeah.
Shayne Topp 4:14
No, as it goes, try to figure out what region we sound like. Because we were talking about that before. It's like, when I do a British accent, what does it sound like? I don't know. We'll see. We'll find out. Yeah, I think someone said Australian. And I was like, that's
Angela Giarratana 4:24
correct. It probably is what it sounds like.
Shayne Topp 4:26
All right. Well, shall we hop into our first
Angela Giarratana 4:28
story? This is cool.
Shayne Topp 4:33
Yeah. Let's do it. I can't say get your pancakes out. Are pancakes like a big deal here? Okay.
Angela Giarratana 4:40
Okay. Get your crumpets out.
Shayne Topp 4:43
What if they
Angela Giarratana 4:44
were like, what the fuck? Get out! Get out of my face! Get your beans and toast out? Yeah.
Shayne Topp 4:53
I didn't do that today, but tomorrow. We're getting beans and toast, yeah. Okay. Our first story. Comes from Am I the Asshole? Posted in May of this year. No! It's not going good for me. Two
Angela Giarratana 5:14
households in Fair Verona where we lay our seed.
Shayne Topp 5:21
Okay. Am I the asshole for forwarding my wife an Instagram reel of a recipe after she asked what I want for dinner tomorrow?
Angela Giarratana 5:30
Okay. Let's hear this
Shayne Topp 5:34
out. Let's hear him out. My wife asked me what I'd like for dinner tomorrow, and I was thinking about it. I saw this Instagram reel of a yummy looking recipe. I forwarded it to her, said she could try cooking this. She went ballistic at me, saying that only she cooks, that I never cook, that she's not a servant whose job is only to cook, and I order her around what to cook. I literally didn't order her around. I didn't say cook this for me or else. She asked for suggestions, so I gave one. That's it. I told her we can go to a restaurant instead, or we can try cooking it together on the weekend. I literally never ordered her to cook for me or told her. She merely asked for a suggestion, so I gave one. Edit.
Shayne Topp 6:16
Additional notes, because everyone's asking the same questions and I can't reply to 200 comments. I never cook. I do the dishes every day.

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