Trevor Evarts
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Yeah, well, here's the thing is that he was always bigger than me because I grew late, and so I had to learn how to hurt him emotionally. He would hurt me physically, and I had to find out how I could hurt him.
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It's tough. I don't know. I have kind of experience with this. My brother and his wife, they still live in Idaho, near my parents, and they've gone on vacations where my parents will pay. They went to the UK, they went to Mexico, and part of me is like,
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like it would have been cool to have been included but also like I don't live in Idaho like it's a lot easier for them to plan things it's a lot harder for me to make time around work and like I totally understand that because I there's like more distance between me and them like I don't I don't expect like oh you should accommodate me and like I get that but it goes both ways because also I'm like oh it would have been cool though you know it would have been nice you know I'm with you on that completely
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Yeah, I'm really a martyr.
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They're like, you're just a little kid. Yeah, my brother's two and a half years older than me, so, like, we were in high school at the same time. That's brutal. And I'm cooler than him, so it was really tough.
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Being a 23-year-old around, like, yeah, two 16-year-olds actually sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, that's awful. I'd rather die.
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People think I hate him. I love him. I love him to death.
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I, like, genuinely don't even know what to say to that. To, like, refer to someone, like, to the person. Like, this is your brother that I'm talking about, and I'm saying these awful things. And you're like, wait, I don't think I get what you're saying. And you're like, no, I'm saying, like, I'm insulting him very deeply. Like, this is awful.
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Yeah. It seems like a case of the family just being like, ugh, that's just mom, you know? That's just mom out of pocket. Cheryl. Oh, there she goes again.
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That's awful behavior. Oh, no. This is different. Dude, going on Facebook to rip your son's girlfriend after calling her brother excess baggage because he's blind is crazy levels of delusion.
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I have made my bed and I will lie in it. Wow. Right.
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Yeah. I feel like now it's been built up. It's really stupid. It's really dumb. Probably is. It is embarrassing, though.
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It was just a moment of madness.
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W sister, W dad. Why did the boyfriend kind of sucks here? Boyfriend kind of sucks.
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And I mean, the boyfriend has to know her brother.
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Holy crap, bro. To like know the brother, like probably like very intimate, like know him really well and then be like, ah, I mean, you both are kind of at fault here, like. That's insane. Wow.
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Such a bummer yeah, I mean even like even with the mom Apologizing it sounded like opie was still ready to be like I don't know if I want to like make peace here like even if she does apologize So like yeah the fact that he was like well, maybe you should just both say sorry It's I think at this point though.
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Yeah. Great timing. That's insane. Have you seen that picture? It's like Steph Curry shooting a basketball from the moon towards Earth. That's what this is. Wow.
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Yeah. It's so tough. I feel like when I hear situations kind of like these are similar to these, I'd be so worried if I was her that if she does tell someone that the brother-in-law is gonna start doubling down on gasoline, like no, that didn't happen. like she came on to me or like there's this thing like she was flirting with me.
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You're just nuking your whole family. You're nuking your relationship with your brother, with your sister-in-law.
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That's why I'm telling my confession at the end of this episode. Oh, I can't wait to hear it. It's been eating me alive.
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I know this is all on you. You suck. You suck, Shane. No update. I'm not going to sleep tonight. I hate you, Shane.
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Yeah. That's kind of like, well, I don't know how close they were with a couple that they're having, I don't know if it's like a casual thing or if they're like really good friends, but maybe it's kind of a cool situation, you know? If you're having foursomes, you know that it's a possibility of it happening, right? The girl's like, dad? Surely. Daddy? Dad?
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It's like, now it's like, you're just like, you know, you got a couple kids. It's cool.
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I was going to say, I think it's kind of fun to have a good laugh sometimes, you know, when you're intimate. I think it's, like, chill to, like, you know, get a little silly. I'm a silly guy.
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I just like, you're having regular foursomes. Are you not like, me personally, I think I'd be using some sort of contraceptive. You'd think you'd have some discussions. Yeah.
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My time has come. Oh, my God. Okay, so let me set the stage for you. I grew up in Idaho. In the fourth grade, halfway through my fourth grade year of school, my family moved to Virginia. Okay. It was for my dad's work. We moved out there. So, you know, moving across the country, new school, no friends.
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I'm just trying to give, like, you know, set some context for the actions that I'm about to confess to. And I would say that this was at a point in my life where I didn't really understand having, like, you know, there being consequences for my... Or, like... I was kinda just doing stupid stuff and I wasn't thinking about it. I'm a fourth grader.
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So I met this new school and for whatever reason, I get pee shy, okay? I don't really like using urinals. I've never liked using urinals as I've grown up. It's something that you gotta do, but I didn't like it, especially as a kid. So I would pee in the stall, but for whatever reason, I decided that I just started peeing everywhere. Okay. I don't know why. I was just peeing all over.
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I was just nowhere near, like, I was just... You peed all over the bathroom? No, just, like, inside the stall, but I was just kind of, you know, I was just... You were hitting the walls? I was hitting the walls, I was hitting everything. And I don't know why I did it. It's just something I did, okay? But then, it was really bad, okay? Because a whole...
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Assembly got called of all the boys got taken into like the gymnasium and sat down on the bleachers and they're like again They're like like we got pulled out of class Bleachers and they were like we're gonna find the pisser We're like we're gonna find the piss boy And they were like we sat down there like whoever's doing this like like, you know step up or confess to it But like it yeah, that's conducive for a kid.
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I pissed adults here I But you know, you're sitting there and I'm like, God, who could do that? And the whole time I was just, yeah. So that's my, I've never told anyone that. It was me. Oh my God!
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It was probably two or three. I think after that, I was like, I'm done. It was awful, though, you know, as a child. I won't lie, it sounds freeing.
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Thank you. Thank you for defending me here.
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It was just like, I don't know, again, I don't know why I did it, but getting like every boy had to go and sit on these bleachers and I was like, dude, this is awful. That is actually terrifying. I was like, surely there's no way for them to know it was me. That's so awesome.
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No, the only, actually the reason that I remembered it is because I told Raven, like probably a couple weeks or a week before we like shot that episode. And then I was like, I've never told that to anyone.
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clean. So yeah, that's my confession. That's fucking awesome. My confession. I hope everyone isn't disappointed by that. I hope it was fun and funny enough. I'm not disappointed. Sorry I didn't kill anyone. It's okay.
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It was bad, too, because then it was like, you know, it was on the toilet paper roll as well, which is brutal. I was going everywhere, so it's like, you know, I'm not directly on the roll.
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It's all over, you know, it's not like on the toilet paper, but it's on like the cup like the machine the cover for it Hey, it was bad man. I'm telling you.
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the toilet, it was like, it was on the, cause it's covered, it's under the covered thing.
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We're happy. Thanks for the 150K likes.
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What's wrong with fist bumping? Hey, come on, man. That's why I'm hitting a handshake. You got a secret sex handshake.
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Yeah, you're just going in.
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Oh, God. It's hilarious.
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There's no update on that.
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Years later. I posted this on Reddit and then went back.
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He's like, give the kid a beer. I brought a six pack.
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Yeah, the brat thing, I'm like, damn, dude, okay. Yeah. Whoa. You don't seem like you really want to be going to a children's birthday party. Yeah, don't go, man. Maybe just skip it.
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Yeah, get my parents drunk. I'm gonna hang out over here. I understand the sentiment of not wanting a child to feel left out, but if that's the case, it's like, you know, it's not their birthday. Just give them a gift, you know? The parents want to get them a gift as well to open or something just so that they're like, yeah, expecting all of your guests to bring two gifts is insane.
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It's like, why are you going to this dude? It's also like, I feel like every birthday I had when I was younger, you get a bunch of gifts and sort of everyone plays with them when you're a kid. It's like you're getting cake and then you're opening up everything. It's like, oh, I got three Nerf guns. Let's run around.
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There's no way the kid, the sibling, doesn't have something to play with, something new to do.
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Boys, tell me. Trevor, you probably could give a great explanation. Yeah, I mean, crashing out is like, it's basically like having a meltdown. It's kind of like, oh man, I'm losing it, I'm crashing out, I'm getting mad, I'm getting sad, whatever. Yeah, I'm losing it.
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I'm losing it, man.
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Yeah, my brother and I got into it. I have some fun stories about him and me. Oh, shit. Yeah. I made him cry real bad once. Is he a younger or older brother? Older.
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My partner's torturing me psychologically. Yeah, and I'm so stumped on what to do.
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Yeah, I was like joking about the psychological torture but then I was like maybe I'm not joking. That's insane.
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Can't believe you. The truth comes out. Red flag.
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That's true. I think I lean on the side of trying to see the best in people. So I think I'm better at seeing green flags. But definitely, yeah, I've gotten better at seeing red flags.
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It's crazy. It's funny, because I am a very, I really struggle with sleeping. It's very hard for me to fall asleep. And Raven, huge snorer. Like, insanely loud, crazy snorer. And if she's snoring really loud, it's almost, like, funny. It's almost so crazy that I sit up in bed and I'm like, I gotta listen to this for a second, because this is insane, that crazy of snoring.
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I wanna get a snack, it's unreal.
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Yeah, this partner was like, I think I will become the nightmare. Yeah. Like, that sounds horrible.
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He's just standing over, sitting over him in bed while he's sleeping, going, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare!
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Especially while you're asleep. In the bedroom where you're at your most vulnerable, you should be able to rest and sleep peacefully and just... His sleep paralysis demon's like, whoa, man, hey...
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Update. Best of Reddit updates update?
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I'm not mad at him.
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Yeah, and it seems like, I mean, she said, like, it confirmed her fear, so it seems like there's, like, other things going on, and maybe this is, like, the straw that broke the camel's back.
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I almost like, I don't know obviously, you know, if there's more to the relationship or whatever. but it's almost kind of endearing the idea of a guy who's like just not observant, like not that observant or not really like a jewelry guy. And then he goes and she asks him to buy her earrings and he goes and he's like, I think she'll really like these ones.
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These seem like ones she'll really like and they're the ones that she wears every day for two years. Yeah.
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Yeah, putting in that little extra effort is like really important for like those smaller things. And it just, it makes you feel nice. Even like, you know, the reverse. Like if my partner does something like that where like I mention a little thing or there's a little thing that I like and she remembers that and surprises me with that. Like that's awesome. That feels so good.
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Yeah, I know. It's incredibly low.
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Going into the story, I was like, is this gonna be like a heart with her name on it type thing?
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Dude, what? Do I need to? Oh, yeah, I'll raise the flag.
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Just zero empathy. It's like, she's only looking at the tattoo as how it relates to her. Like it's just completely selfish. She's only seeing the tattoo as this is, you know, a past love of his and that threatens me rather than seeing like the emotional meaning that it has to him.
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I can go red flags and red pads. I don't understand.
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Yeah. Just a cop showing up at the door with a red flag.
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It's so tough because it's obvious that she went through something traumatic and she's very scared of something like that happening again, but it's just not the healthy way to approach it. And it seems like he's being pretty reasonable and understanding and trying to communicate his feelings, but yeah, it's so tough.
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I mean, he's completely in the right to be like, no, I don't want to give out my social security number.
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If you're not in a place where you can trust someone without them giving you your social security number to do a background check, then you should not be in a relationship and be going to therapy.
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Yeah, or just being like, hey, I went through a lot in my last relationship, so it might be a little bit harder for me to open up and trust. It might take me a little bit longer to trust you. And I think communicating that is healthy, but going in and being like, hey, we're approaching a certain point, so I need your social security number. It's a long step to take.
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Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't know how that works, but I feel like you could just look up someone's name and see if they have a criminal record.
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Also, if he was a government employee, would he not have been background checked for that?
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A guy like me, I go to the store and go into the tampon pad aisle even when my partner doesn't eat them.
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Wow, I mean, he did everything. He's like, look, I'm not gonna get my social security out, but I'll literally pay for a background check from a verified organization that does these things. And unfortunately, there was no crime.
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Yeah, I just study. Keep up on the tech. Take a look at them. Yeah, take a look. There is tech all the time. I just want to make sure I know about them.
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There's been some upgrades I saw at the supermarket. Oh, the Diva Cup Model 10 looks really sleek. Yeah.
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So like, what? I got a fun fact about my social security number, but I'm not gonna say it.
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Look, I'll give you a hint. There's a five in there somewhere.
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I remember the first time someone asked me for my social security number and I was like, wait, I have to have this shit memorized. I know. I was like, wait, I actually have to know this?
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Boo, last story, what if we got 10 more?
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Red flag. Okay, sorry Shane, go ahead.
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I don't know why, I kind of started watching Grey's Anatomy recently, so I don't know why that just seemed like a serious medical procedure.
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And then he goes, no, you're the crazy one. You don't understand healthy relationship dynamics. You thrive on chaos.
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Wow, I'm gonna go get one.
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It seems like, just like reading the story, it's easy to be like, oh my god, this is so funny and insane, but it definitely is like, it could be very dark, very weird.
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That was crazy. That was the second time that Courtney's grabbed my shoe.
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The second shoe grab has hit the Reddit couch.
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That's how crazy the story was. You know it's a crazy one when Courtney grabs my shoe. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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This man is going to bed.
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Thank you for... Wait, can I say something actually really sappy for a second? Sure, man. Can I get sappy on Reddit stories? Whoa, whoa. No, I just... God, now, how many of these have we done together? No, I was thinking about this when I was looking at the call sheet for today and that, you know, I was going to be on Reddit stories with you guys.
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And I feel like ever since I was just, like, a little guppy... working as a little associate producer on Mythical Kitchen. Both of you have always just been so nice to me and so encouraging of me. I remember the first time you guys invited me on a stream that was like the earliest version of the show. You were reading Reddit stories on and it was just like, it was so big to me.
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I had probably the funniest condom story I'll ever have over this most recent Christmas break. I was home in Idaho and at the gas station getting snacks. So I got like a Twix Diet Coke and I was there with Raven. And I was like, okay, let's like get some condoms. And went up to the register and the person behind the register was like, are you Trevor from Mythical Kitchen?
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That was just so nice of you to do and so sweet. So yeah, I just wanna say thank you. You guys have just been always so encouraging and nice to me in this whole journey of me. I don't know, becoming a YouTuber or whatever. Trevor!
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Anyway, all right, back to being funny. I hate you, Shane. By the way, Shane, you suck. I don't know how to tie them, so...
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And I was like, I was like, yeah, dog, that's me. I was like, can I just, yeah, I'll take my tropical Skittles and condoms in a bag. Sure, yeah, give me the bag. Oh, my God. Yeah, pretty brutal.
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Bada bing, bada boom.
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Yeah, as someone who quit vaping and had nicotine withdrawal, that is not, that's not an excuse.
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I've been called upon to raise my flag.
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Raise your flaw, yayags.
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Oh my god, I missed that or I forgot that. That's...
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There's more embarrassing things to be asked to buy. Oh, my God, yeah. Like, can you imagine if your significant other asks you, like, buy Smosh merch or something? That would suck. Dude. Be like, no, I can't. That's stupid.
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Yeah. Or just like a higher salary.