Craig Ferguson

Yeah, your brother's got a damaged testicle. He's going for an operation. Like, okay, fine.

Yeah, your brother's got a damaged testicle. He's going for an operation. Like, okay, fine.

Goldie 2 is doing okay.

Goldie 2 is doing okay.

Goldie 2 is doing okay.

We're pretty close now. I mean, what happened was that I do this show, and it's not working. And, you know, back then when the shows weren't working, they would try other things. Like they'd add people. They did do that. Yeah. Make them an alien. Put a baby in. That's right. So they added a hot young stand-up comic. to the cast of maybe this time, a young gentleman called Dane Cook. No kidding.

We're pretty close now. I mean, what happened was that I do this show, and it's not working. And, you know, back then when the shows weren't working, they would try other things. Like they'd add people. They did do that. Yeah. Make them an alien. Put a baby in. That's right. So they added a hot young stand-up comic. to the cast of maybe this time, a young gentleman called Dane Cook. No kidding.

We're pretty close now. I mean, what happened was that I do this show, and it's not working. And, you know, back then when the shows weren't working, they would try other things. Like they'd add people. They did do that. Yeah. Make them an alien. Put a baby in. That's right. So they added a hot young stand-up comic. to the cast of maybe this time, a young gentleman called Dane Cook. No kidding.

Yeah, Dane was just starting out. So Dane comes in, and he was as sweet as anything, and funny as fuck. I mean, he was great. And he came in, and he started, he was getting all the shit that I was getting. I was like, fucking writing's on the wall for me. So I didn't know you couldn't do this, so I quit. I quit a sitcom, which was like crazy. It was like Disney TV.

Yeah, Dane was just starting out. So Dane comes in, and he was as sweet as anything, and funny as fuck. I mean, he was great. And he came in, and he started, he was getting all the shit that I was getting. I was like, fucking writing's on the wall for me. So I didn't know you couldn't do this, so I quit. I quit a sitcom, which was like crazy. It was like Disney TV.

Yeah, Dane was just starting out. So Dane comes in, and he was as sweet as anything, and funny as fuck. I mean, he was great. And he came in, and he started, he was getting all the shit that I was getting. I was like, fucking writing's on the wall for me. So I didn't know you couldn't do this, so I quit. I quit a sitcom, which was like crazy. It was like Disney TV.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.