Craig Ferguson

Yeah, Dane was just starting out. So Dane comes in, and he was as sweet as anything, and funny as fuck. I mean, he was great. And he came in, and he started, he was getting all the shit that I was getting. I was like, fucking writing's on the wall for me. So I didn't know you couldn't do this, so I quit. I quit a sitcom, which was like crazy. It was like Disney TV.

Yeah, Dane was just starting out. So Dane comes in, and he was as sweet as anything, and funny as fuck. I mean, he was great. And he came in, and he started, he was getting all the shit that I was getting. I was like, fucking writing's on the wall for me. So I didn't know you couldn't do this, so I quit. I quit a sitcom, which was like crazy. It was like Disney TV.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And there was a guy called Dean Valentine, who was the head of, and he was like meant to be really super scary and stuff like that. And I said to him, I want to quit. This is not working for me. This show is not going to work for me. That's insane to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nuts. And he said, he said, okay. And he let me quit, which he didn't have to do. He could have kept me there.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

And what happened was that I had to look for another job. I've told this story before, but I'll tell it quickly for you. So I get this audition. I'm going on auditions, and my buddy from Scotland is there, a guy, my oldest friend, and we're just kind of tooling around, and I get this call to go for an audition. So I said, send me the sides.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.

They used to send you, like, little bits of paper with your lines on it. So he sent me the sides, and it's for a sitcom called Suddenly Susan with Brooke Shields. Of course, yes. And the sides are for the part of the Hispanic photographer.

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I can do German. I can do this one very well. Can a photographer be from Germany? So I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking go for this. And my buddy who's there, he's like, what the fuck else are you doing? You needed a surgery, doctor? Go to a fucking audition. It's always that story. So I go to the audition and everybody in there, there's all these actors waiting.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

I said, everybody looks like Antonio Banderas. And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. And I go in and the Warner Brothers casting people are there. And so I... I try and do the lines. Everybody's there and they're all doing it. And I try and do the lines with my best, you know, Mexican accent, which I'm not going to fucking do. All right.

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?

But I sound like fucking, you know, Shrek and Speedy Gonzales, right?